giddyup jingletorbs
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
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giddyup jingletorbs
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
· Apr 26
in space no one can smell what the rock is cookin
this is the 4,048th lime ever made 🙏
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
this is the 4,048th lime ever made 🙏
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you did WHAT to the elf??
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
you did WHAT to the elf??
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fuckin on tulsa time
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
fuckin on tulsa time
losing absolutely endlessly in games of magic the gathering is teaching me valuable lessons in humility and patience and calmness …….and rage suppression
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
losing absolutely endlessly in games of magic the gathering is teaching me valuable lessons in humility and patience and calmness …….and rage suppression
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We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
I’m so glad to finally be back at work after the long holiday break 😊 I’ve really missed the microscopically thin but somehow still straight-up 80-grit sandpaper toilet paper 😌
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I’m so glad to finally be back at work after the long holiday break 😊 I’ve really missed the microscopically thin but somehow still straight-up 80-grit sandpaper toilet paper 😌
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a ship with a large stern is called a gyacht
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
a ship with a large stern is called a gyacht
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but somehow they do come to me 😊
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 AM
but somehow they do come to me 😊
much more fun if literal: strip mall
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
much more fun if literal: strip mall
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the year of the hors d'ouevre
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
the year of the hors d'ouevre
fuckin on tulsa time
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
fuckin on tulsa time
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😭🚗
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
😭🚗
I don’t actually remember how to play any of our songs; they come to me through the æther as we play
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I don’t actually remember how to play any of our songs; they come to me through the æther as we play
these moshers better not spill my diet dr pepper
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
these moshers better not spill my diet dr pepper
god damn I love a tamale. what a great food
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
god damn I love a tamale. what a great food
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
acab includes deedee megadoodoo
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
acab includes deedee megadoodoo
vecna sounds like an insurance company
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
vecna sounds like an insurance company
lawful good -BUT- we have a twin bed directly next to our full bed just for the dogs, and that goes into the corner, kinda making the whole MegaBed setup true neutral
How do yall have your beds set up???
I’m true neutral.
I’m true neutral.
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
lawful good -BUT- we have a twin bed directly next to our full bed just for the dogs, and that goes into the corner, kinda making the whole MegaBed setup true neutral
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remote-viewing banana walnut bread
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
remote-viewing banana walnut bread
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They should make a Nintendo69
June 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
They should make a Nintendo69
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possibly open to learning how to shut the fuck up
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
possibly open to learning how to shut the fuck up
trans siberian gorechestra
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
trans siberian gorechestra
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Piano with a whammy bar
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Piano with a whammy bar