mmmtORBS (eerie!)
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
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mmmtORBS (eerie!)
@mmmtorbs.bsky.social
· Apr 26
in space no one can smell what the rock is cookin
assatar the last gas passer
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
assatar the last gas passer
Rumblestripskin
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Rumblestripskin
just another day is the most duran duran oingo boingo song
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
just another day is the most duran duran oingo boingo song
hey buddy what’s your ip address I wanna send you a virus real quick
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
hey buddy what’s your ip address I wanna send you a virus real quick
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Wizards; has this happened to you? If so you may be entitled to compensation! Let us turn your misfortune into gold! Call 1-800-ORB-FAIL today.
imagining a wizard catching his damn ass giant sleeves on fire on his medieval oil lamp bunsen burner thingy while doing his little alchemy experiments and running around shouting “abramelin have mercy!” or some shit
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wizards; has this happened to you? If so you may be entitled to compensation! Let us turn your misfortune into gold! Call 1-800-ORB-FAIL today.
imagining a wizard catching his damn ass giant sleeves on fire on his medieval oil lamp bunsen burner thingy while doing his little alchemy experiments and running around shouting “abramelin have mercy!” or some shit
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
imagining a wizard catching his damn ass giant sleeves on fire on his medieval oil lamp bunsen burner thingy while doing his little alchemy experiments and running around shouting “abramelin have mercy!” or some shit
I want a pair of shoes big enough to put my regular shoes in
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I want a pair of shoes big enough to put my regular shoes in
guy having hummus for the first time: this is some wacky queso
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
guy having hummus for the first time: this is some wacky queso
spider with a knife
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
spider with a knife
so much leafs on ground
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
so much leafs on ground
does your wife know you went to new orleans with mr clean
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
does your wife know you went to new orleans with mr clean
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old thing i made when twitter still existed
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
old thing i made when twitter still existed
Put Me in Coach would be a much better song if it was about riding an airplane
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Put Me in Coach would be a much better song if it was about riding an airplane
what happens if I microwave an unopened mustard packet
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
what happens if I microwave an unopened mustard packet
christ on a clanker
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
christ on a clanker
the danse macaw
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the danse macaw
your wife followed me on instagram
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
your wife followed me on instagram
ope apparently bsky didn’t refresh when I opened it just now so I was scrolling through hours or days-old (I don’t remember when I was on last) posts. apologies if I liked one of yours from an awkwardly long time ago, I wasn’t like snooping your page or something (or was I…)
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ope apparently bsky didn’t refresh when I opened it just now so I was scrolling through hours or days-old (I don’t remember when I was on last) posts. apologies if I liked one of yours from an awkwardly long time ago, I wasn’t like snooping your page or something (or was I…)
hands christian handersen
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
hands christian handersen
ya know I just had my birthday and christmas is coming up, time for any secret admirers out there to come forward:
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ya know I just had my birthday and christmas is coming up, time for any secret admirers out there to come forward:
new butt poopin
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
new butt poopin
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sending you to shutupland
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
sending you to shutupland
this was shared in the band group chat today. I think our singer wants to stab me??
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this was shared in the band group chat today. I think our singer wants to stab me??
Reposted by mmmtORBS (eerie!)
bro do u mind if i use this circular saw to process lumber in your car
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
bro do u mind if i use this circular saw to process lumber in your car
walmart neighborhood meerkat
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
walmart neighborhood meerkat