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mmmtORBS (eerie!)
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weepcar 😭🚗 he/him I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · Apr 26
in space no one can smell what the rock is cookin
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 8h
conspicuous consumption at its worst 😓
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 9h
captain and tennille at tanagra
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 14h
Hell yeah!!
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 20h
Harbingor of Freight
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 1d
how to drain your flagon
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 1d
I thought it was pretty good lol I’m sure someone has made this joke but oh well
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 1d
whataburger employee zooming around the parking lot on an electric scooter
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 1d
a pun is a sort of word plié
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 1d
medieval Fanta®️Sea
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · May 21
To Burp, perchance to Belch
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 2d
🤢😎
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 2d
diet dog turd pepper
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 2d
I’d like to be a tourist in scotland but I would be too embarrassed
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 2d
🎶 lady inbred 🎶
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 2d
referring to poop as a Return On Ingestment
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Flannel: Dead and Loving it @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 3d
*Seals and crofts voice

🎵Centipedes
🎶Makes me feel fine
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 3d
photo of me in my natural habitat
Arbor Elf MTG card. A badass looking long-eared elf Druid casually strolling through a forest, staff in hand
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 3d
jimmy dean is not my lover
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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 4d
Dig through the ditches & burn through the witches &
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 4d
getting a limo stuck in an automatic car wash
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 4d
not in my limo!!
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 4d
it is 😱
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 4d
getting a limo stuck in an automatic car wash
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 4d
Mother Nature’s Gun
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 4d
big moon
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mmmtORBS (eerie!) @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 4d
I’m fixing a printer at a big church and a woman just walked by and said to me “thank you for your service” lollllllll
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