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to be crystal clear: i am not approx. 67k years old. that's straight up laughable
a diablo sandwich *and* a dr. pepper ?

in *this* economy ??
January 17, 2026 at 12:04 PM
y'all someone needs to bring me a platter of piping hot corn dogs on the *double* before i start to melt down

set a vat of ketchup on my right and a vat of mustard, yellow mustard, on my left

and let the relish fall, where it may 😳
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
having to get up from the sofa on a friday evening is abuse

i'm being abused by a timer
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Oops! All vodka
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Steppenwolf: we were born to be wild like a true nature’s child

Me: mkay, have fun with that. imma have a spa night

youtu.be/igvP806798U?...
Born To Be Wild
YouTube video by Steppenwolf - Topic
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
"this bud's for you ?"

what genius came up with *that* bs ?

this friday rum and coke is for you

coke zero
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
i think it's weird that marlon brando was superman's dad

jor-el was so cruel to superman in that last scene

so whiny too
January 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
patrick swayze's character 'sam' in "ghost" (1990) had a love so pure and intense that he was able to bestow a final kiss on demi moore even as he kept the celestial light waiting like an uber
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
general zod thought he was "all that" but he ended up getting trapped in a prison crystal anyway
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
in my day we called it an "egyptian sno-cone"
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
i'd feel guilty not sharing this w/ you
V Final Battle - The birth of Elizabeth and her twin
YouTube video by V Fan
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Loch Ness Monsters love the music of Barry White
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
from wikipedia :

"As late as the 18th century, the verb occupy was seldom used in print because it carried sexual overtones."
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Chocolate milk is good when you want a sweet treat and phlegm
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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whyyydd i drink soo much sooodaaaa ᵇᵘʳᵖ oh im better now
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Threat Level Orange? we at Threat Dutch Angle Black & White
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
he's a ten but he has consumption

(used to be very common apparently !)
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
a being of pure light has no pockets
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i'm terribly sorry but we *must* send you to the phantom zone, now
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
don't blame it on the sunshine
don't blame it on the moonlight
don't blame it on the good times

blame it on the boogie 🤷‍♂️

(which i *always* do)
January 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
hey-

seasoned fries
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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My mid-sized adult son is studying to become a being of dazzling crystalized thought patterns and, though I will miss him when he ascends, I will be glad to have space in the house to display my vintage haunted doll collection again
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
finding a common path forward, with friends and allies, with allies and partners, with a coalition of the willing, with an ice cold fresca, with a brand-new android smartphone, with a 2gm live-resin vape
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
steve lookner is keeping an eye on it so we don't have to
January 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM