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@surletable.bsky.social

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the idea that i've been alive for approx. 67k years is laughable. it's not possible.

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 8h

or "herming"

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 8h

for the ladies this is called "shejaculating"

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 8h

i guess the real question - the "heart of the matter" is, are you doing as harvard university suggests and ejaculating no fewer than 21 times per month in order to substantially reduce ur risk of prostate cancer ?

for all of our sakes, i certainly hope so

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 9h

an 80oz beer is still *one* beer

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 1d

spooky season has been suspended. frivolity has no place in this dojo

jims @jims.bsky.social · 7d

going spooky mode for the first time ever, pfp choice courtesy of bsky's premiere monster wrangler @weedlejuice.bsky.social

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phoenix. but sPo0oKy. @phxomg.bsky.social · 1d

Oh we got some cardigans on tonight y’all

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

pure pleasure

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

you may safely consume ten flavor packets worth of flavor per day

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

hao hao, brown cow

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

no texts please

my cup noodles are steeping

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

maxing out my credit card at the marketplace of ideas

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

people say that bluesky is an echo chamber

when these are the echoes, who the heck wants to leave the chamber ?

this is true excellence in posting

負け組の👻 @brucef0rte.io · 2d

My hands are full can you scratch my eyeball for me plz

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

the reason that things seem strange at the moment (yes, they do!) is for this reason

the *only* reasonable response to the world as it currently exists is to begin screaming and never stop

so clearly that's impractical, and what most people end up doing is developing quiet, boutique insanity

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

i'm making

a corn call

a slimline princess style telephone but it looks like an ear of sweet corn

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

be honest

would you allow a classic loose-meat sandwich into your home ?

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

ur telling me this joe is sloppy 😳

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

putting one of those little calendars next to my bed

where it has the little dry-erase marker attached to it w/ a lanyard

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

harvard

no less than *harvard* says you hafta ejaculate 21 times per month to stave off prostate cancer

this is Information

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

ham-handed ?

hands, of *ham* ?

delicious 😳

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

as soon as you start talking about computers ur out of date

in fact computers don't even exist anymore

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

half the stuff in the produce section

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

how about chevy chase drumming for leather canary

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

sass-talk people who think mustard belongs in potato salad

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 3d

if it wasn't for sexism I could've been a hard drive for Halloween as a child

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 3d

there are endless ways that people have devised to pervert potato salad

i won't deny people access to their dark desires, their twisted whims

neither will i support them