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David Church
@rabbitz.bsky.social
ES/EN. Writes. Draws. Designs narratives. Designs games. Ex-Blizzard.
Head of @assemblingchickens.bsky.social‬
Videogames/TTRPG/Antifa+/Horny Stuff/Fuck Capitalism.
Will occasionally ramble about ska.
He/him.
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THREAD OF NARRATIVE MOMENTS THAT GIVE ME STENDHAL'S SYNDROME:
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Lo que pasa es que es más fácil ponerle límites a tu sobrina que a Elon Musk, claro.
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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Yep
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
La gente que se sorprende de que Bad Bunny o Billie Eilish no promuevan discursos de odio demuestran que no han visto un joven desde 2003...
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 AM
La prensa española: "Ja ja mirad que gracioso este libro que dice que Sanchez no ha hecho nada"
La prensa internacional: "WTF el milagro económico español qué????"
Han hecho bastante más que nada.
February 2, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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Buenos días y recordad…
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
"The X-Men comics used to be subtle about their polit"NO THEY WERE NEVER SUBTLE AT ALL
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
No, mom, it's not a voodoo doll, it's a voodoo action figure!
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Fuck the Scott-Jean-Logan and the Kurt-Ororo-Logan love triangles. The X-Men were a fully fledged polycule with lots of orgies and swapping.

They are just super careful about it because they share mansion with lots of teens and they don't want to influence any of them.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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As someone who worked in healthcare for half my career:

Do not - *DO NOT* do this. The amount of data in your medical record is fucking INCREDIBLE and you do not have *any* idea of how granular things get

DO NOT feed that into the slop generator that steals shit for profit already. It will be sold
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Esto es mentira, que no os engañen. Un mes tardaron conmigo desde un diagnóstico inicial a tener todas las pruebas y estar operada. He tenido muy cerca dos casos de operación urgente y tardaron 5 días en uno de los casos y 4 horas en otro. Hay que defender a muerte lo que tenemos y mejorarlo
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
2025 recap: Insane.

On a larger note, it feels that this has been the year when a few seeds that were planted some time ago took root and started to flourish. I feel complete and (almost) healthy, and aligned with who I want to be.
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
All humans are able to self-govern given the means and space to do so.

And I do mean ALL.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just finished episode 9 of Pluribus and wtf do you mean there are no more???

Is this what people who are not awfully late to everything feel like the whole time??? I don't like it...
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The whole Cameron's Avatar franchise is so soulless that I bet you can point to it as a pivot point in our society ceasing to consume art and moving towards consuming "content".
and not a penny to the Lakota, who’s story Cameron exploited to create a pseudo-pan-Indigenous alien fantasy that helps no one but his own pocket.

This world’s priorities are all wrong.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
We should start counting years backwards (as in next year we go back to 2024, the next to 2023...) just so 2000 years from now people start freaking out. "WHAT DID THE ANCIENTS KNOW? WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN YEAR ZERO???"
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Flashback of how fun it was to use stick figures to represent complex sexual positions with many people involved when I was writing p0rn games...
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?

Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
By "pick their battles" I read "make billonaires extremely uncomfortable".
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Una cosa que todo el mundo dice que le encanta de mi* es que me niego a pronunciar las cosas que sustituyen a letras como la letra a la que sustituyen, así que digo cosas como "clarrobave" o "pluronebus".

* No.
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
There's a massive plot hole in Wham!'s Last Christmas that pisses me off.

HOW DID GEORGE MICHAEL GET HIS HEART BACK!?
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Espero que ya hayáis puesto todes el
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Specific Game Features" meaning that GTA VI will have game mechanics where you act as a masive corporation exploiting and abusing workers.
Rockstar now claims it was, in fact, the leaking of “specific game features from upcoming and unannounced titles” that led to the firings.

We’re going to have to see the company prove this in an employment tribunal & more than that, it’ll need to prove it for all 31 fired employees in the UK too.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Dec 11
Rockstar has claimed the employees it recently fired were dismissed because they leaked game features for upcoming and unannounced titles in Discord, not because they were trying to unionize. https://bit.ly/48A0tTf
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Same
Yo juro que me gustan los videojuegos. Supongo que simplemente no estoy en sintonía con ese evento y mucho menos con el Godofredo, el mayor “hacer famosos a gilipollas” de esta industria
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM