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Chris Kelly
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Network IT/drag racer. ProAm Photog. Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel. Future's uncertain & the end is always near. Share a🍷or ☕️ #WomensRights MarriedAF/DM if know U💑🌈🌊 Full Vax #VoteBlue #EmpowerWomen 💙 in red west TX
Have to agree with Calvin here, the pace is way too hectic.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
🙏 Remembering the 29 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I spent many years working along side women, working in women run departments, in many different settings from warehousing to C-Suite. If women ruin the workplace, I'll take a ruined workplace any day of the week. The bitchiest babies are/were men. And, marriage is marriage, full stop. Let love be.
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I could stand to lose a couple hundred pounds myself, but damn. Math is no friend to any of these Administration Asshats.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dr. Oz made a stunning estimate after Trump’s obesity drug deals: ’135 billion’ pounds?!
Dr. Oz's wildly optimistic weight loss projections raise eyebrows.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Space - the touristy frontier.
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ELO setting the rhythm of tonight's workout. 🎶💪
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Scramble all you want 🍊💩
The ills you wish upon this country have already been felt by many people who can’t even bring themselves to say it.
Your time is up.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy Thursday, earthlings.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Continental catastrophe
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Oh, you simple-minded, wheezing gargoyle . . . you were very much on the ballot. You are blamed for the shutdown. You are blamed from SNAP shutting down. You are blamed for a bad economy. And numerous people interviewed last night mentioned that seeing the East Wing destroyed motivated them to vote.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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🐻
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Gee, what could possibly go wrong with this. 😐
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Elon Musk just sold Grok to U.S. government for 42 cents—and signals warmer ties with Trump
Washington is quietly handing Musk a foothold in the AI race with a licensing deal.
www.yahoo.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is now where we are. The philistines are breaching the gate. Account name redacted to protect the innocent. I may start locking accounts down hard.
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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💯
September 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And let me just say that, if there truly is a hell, Joe Ladapo can burn in it for eternity. Equating life saving vaccines to slavery is a special kind of demented mind fuck.
September 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In case you'd like to know the political hellscape we inhabit here.
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who's up for seafood?
August 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happy birthday to me. 😆69 and feeling fine! Except for that right knee, otherwise fine! Oh, the shoulder kinda hurts this morning - but OK! 🤣
July 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Happy Friday to everyone not outed with their side piece at a Coldplay concert. 🤣
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
CONTINUE TO ROAST TRUMP WITH PICTURES AND TRUP'S ASSOCIATION WITH THIS PREDATOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
😎
July 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM