Rachel Shukert
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Rachel Shukert
@rachelshukert.bsky.social
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Maybe this is his way of telling us he’s already dead
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
For some reason I keep imagine Democratic senators looking all the Epstein photos and making those little noises Dianne Wiest makes when she finds the sex pictures of Tod and Julie in PARENTHOOD
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I carried a 48 in, 25lb teddy bear half a mile home today. SOMEONE has begged to have him for Christmas every time we passed the shop for a month and today, as I was walking by, he had a sign around his neck saying: “I could use a good home!” He’s the size of an armchair and hidden in my wardrobe.
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Well if Albert Nobbs here is saying it it must be true
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What in the world is going on
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I need to eat something but there is absolutely nothing I want to eat
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I hope this lady shows up at his next press conference
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I have these fantasies, that someone, anyone, a journalist, a member of the public, whoever, will just say: “shut the fuck up, you senile old pervert” to his face, on camera, and somehow that will break the spell and it will all be over
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Many worse problems in the world of course but writing lyrics into Final Draft is still the bane of my existence
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m tired of posting. I’m sick and sad. You feel the same way. I don’t have anything eloquent or smart or moving to say about it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Quiet, Piggy.
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.

Praying for his full & speedy recovery.

And so deeply inspired by his example.
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
People bemoan how Gen Z is worrying “comfortable with political violence” but don’t tend to mention how politicians allowed them to be shot at/live in fear of being shot at since they were in elementary school
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Everyone is quoting the “I’m HUUUUGE” on the bowl of Trump condoms but not the sarcastic “Finally”
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Not to say European countries shouldn’t be doing more on defence, but they are to some extent, and I think the lack of effective action on the information wars is much more concerning.

Russia won’t conquer the EU by invading. The danger is that it turns friends into enemies, aided by US.
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Indiana Republicans have not forgotten what he tried to do to Mike Pence.
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Trump at the White House congressional ball: "You passed the Laken Riley to get criminal aliens off the street so the don't kill our people, hurt our people, mug our people, slice up our people, which is what they did. They're not doing it so much."
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Googled something, and saw a quote from some piece about it in the search results that made me laugh out loud, so I clicked through to see who wrote it.

Reader, it was me.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It’s a small victory in a world of shit but I have started taking voice lessons again for the first time since college and I sound so fucking good you can’t believe it
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Theo and I watched the Charlie Brown Christmas special this weekend and at first he was skeptical (“why is this so weird and sad?”) but by the end he was kind of hypnotized by it. Truly a strange little work of art
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
(What if nobody buys Warner Bros)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yeah, it turns out he’s not a very nice person!!
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM