Radar DeBoard
@radardeboard.bsky.social
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A nerdy analyst by day, writer of spooky stories by night. I love me all things horror!
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Just over 2 weeks until I'm signing copies of my book at the cutest and spookiest bookstore around!
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That GIF is the perfect response lol
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Spooktober Day 9: Mr. Crocket

People being killed by sentient furniture and critics on grief and how it affects a parents ability to properly raise a child? Sign me up!

It gets 4 deranged TV hosts out of 5
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He had always been a #libertine even before discovering some of the more unpleasant kinks that people had

After a few years, he discovered that his ultimate pleasure came from inflicting pain on others

Especially if he skinned them

He left 37 bodies in his wake
#vss365 #vsshorror
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Physical author copies of The Violet Glow of the Daytens have manifested, and they look extra spooky!
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Spooktober Day 8: The Horror Show

A very sweaty Lance Henriksen and some bonkers special effects make this an interesting watch. Add in that the villain is truly deplorable, and you've got a solid movie.

#spookyseason #horror
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This place is constructed entirely from #ash

It's nothing more than an illusion to trick you

It takes the shape of what you desire most, tempting you to reach out and touch it

The moment you make contact, you become one with it and turn into nothing more than ash yourself
#vss365 #vsshorror
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Spooktober Day 7: White of the Eye

It's soooo boring! I would rather go to the DMV than watch this movie again.

It gets 0 eyes out of 5

#spookyseason #spooktober #horror
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A #clash among the oldest beings in the universe inadvertently created something new

Monstrous and enormous, the new entity fell from the heavens onto Earth

It was basically a playground for it to explore and destroy

After 3 days, 50% of the Earth's surface had been decimated
#vss365 #vsshorror
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Spooktober Day 6: The Bat

The filmmakers spent their budget on Vincent Price and then did nothing else to make a good movie.

This gets 2 rubber bats on a string out of 5

#Spooktober #horrorsky #horror
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He had done horrible things to many people, but he was nowhere as bad as his #associate

The worst he could do was kill someone

His partner controlled the shadows themselves, and it was able to keep someone alive far past the point where one would be dead
#vss365 #vsshorror
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Nearly every problem you have right now is because of billionaires.

It's time to eat the rich.
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Spooktober Day 5: Titane

The French know how to make a weird movie and I'm absolutely here for it!

It gets 4 NSFW relationships with a car out of 5

#spooktober #spookyseason #horrorsky
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The #advert promises so many things

A life without pain and a chance to recapture your youth

It may seem too good to be true, but it really can do that for you

You just have to sacrifice someone else, someone younger, to gain their years

Would you do it?
#vss365 #vsshorror
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Spooktober Day 4: The Pit and the Pendulum

Despite the name, there's hardly any pit or pendulum goodness to speak of, but that's okay because Vincent Price knocks it out of the park.

It gets 4 really unsafe rooms out of 5

#horrorsky #Spooktober ##spookyseason
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They had been told the species was highly #elastic

Curious, they tested it out on the first one they came across

The woman screamed as she was scooped up and stretched out, ultimately ripping apart

They thought she was an exception, so they tested further with 37 other humans
#vss365 #vsshorror
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Just the reaction I was hoping for!
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Aww, thank you! I try my hardest, so it's nice to know my stuff actually lands!
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That reaction says I'm doing something right!