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Radar DeBoard
@radardeboard.bsky.social
A nerdy analyst by day, writer of spooky stories by night. I love me all things horror!
The US nearly had universal basic income in the 60s, but this perpetual crotch goblin convinced politicians to hate poor people instead. We are in the worst timeline.
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
People will say that horror isn't political and then go watch Saw 6
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This book should get talked about more. It's basically To Catch a Predator taken to the extreme
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Cannibalism. Check.
A witch. Check.
A bunch of screwed orphans. Double check.
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Did you know that if you bought a physical copy of my newest book, you would get it before I got my author copies because Amazon sucks
January 26, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Want a good slasher read with some narly kills? This is just the thing.
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
My reading goal for 2026 is 12 books, and I'm already ahead of it thanks to these two
January 23, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Due to some brutal weather, my book signing has been postponed.

No one should put themselves at risk for my books (trust me they're not worth it)
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Doing a rewatch of this is a dead giveaway that you are in a bad place mentally, but damn, it is such a good show
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Number 7 on Godless and it feels so fine!
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Just over two weeks into 2026 and I'm already feeling like this
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Oh yeah! Another book signing coming soon
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Too many people in this world would watch The Iron Giant and side with Mansly
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I've got 3 really good reasons why you should pick up a copy of Everything but the Skin
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I finally got my first ever 1 star review, and it was well worth the wait
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
What?!!! This is the first time a book of mine has been at the top of any sales category!
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Imagine being mad at me and I'm just over here reading cool books like this one
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Tomorrow is release day for Everything but the Skin and I've got 3 reasons for you to get excited for it!
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You can never go wrong with a Hightower book
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
For the first time ever, one of my books (The Violet Glow of the Daytens) was on somebody's best of the year list!
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me realizing that millions of people are watching the final season of Stranger Things shit the bed instead of reading my books
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A 44 year old pro football player came out of retirement mostly so he could stay on the NFL's healthcare insurance for another 5 years

We truly are living in a hellscape
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Me when Christmas carolers show up at my house
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Here's 3 reasons to get excited for Everything but the Skin!
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Truly a collection only reserved for those with the highest level of taste
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM