Ralph V
@ralphvgaming.bsky.social
Howdy! I’m Ralph. (He/him) I’m a streamer, nerd, and hobby collector.
I swear every time I take a selfie I get more and more grey
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I swear every time I take a selfie I get more and more grey
Did that rat fuck see it’s shadow?
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Did that rat fuck see it’s shadow?
Wasn’t this a literal joke in 30 Rock?
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Wasn’t this a literal joke in 30 Rock?
Pull the hard drive and put it in a reader connected to another pc?
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Pull the hard drive and put it in a reader connected to another pc?
I was looking through some old photos and came across the photo of the time I got a sub 1 hour no save Chris run of Resident Evil:Deadly Silence while at work.
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I was looking through some old photos and came across the photo of the time I got a sub 1 hour no save Chris run of Resident Evil:Deadly Silence while at work.
Man, fuck New Jersey. Instead of actually doing something to help the problem they just add a monetary burden to people.
January 19, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Man, fuck New Jersey. Instead of actually doing something to help the problem they just add a monetary burden to people.
We have footie pajamas but do we have handy jackets? I’m sure there is reason that’s not a thing but a jacket with built in gloves seem like a great idea…. Yes I am sober at the moment, why do you ask?
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
We have footie pajamas but do we have handy jackets? I’m sure there is reason that’s not a thing but a jacket with built in gloves seem like a great idea…. Yes I am sober at the moment, why do you ask?
What a bold and demonstrably bad take.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What a bold and demonstrably bad take.
While I got plenty of other games for Christmas for some reason my mind always goes to the year we got a PS2 and Resident Evil Code: Veronica X but my parents didn’t know the PS1 memory cards didn’t work for PS2 games so I replayed the first hour over and over until we could get a card.
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
While I got plenty of other games for Christmas for some reason my mind always goes to the year we got a PS2 and Resident Evil Code: Veronica X but my parents didn’t know the PS1 memory cards didn’t work for PS2 games so I replayed the first hour over and over until we could get a card.
Why does the low poly Max Payne shirt look so good though!? Also I really need to clean my mirror.
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why does the low poly Max Payne shirt look so good though!? Also I really need to clean my mirror.
I absolutely hate this time of year but the only light in the darkness is my love of peppermint. I stockpile white chocolate peppermint bark for the year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I absolutely hate this time of year but the only light in the darkness is my love of peppermint. I stockpile white chocolate peppermint bark for the year.
That new Gabecube looks pretty rad. I already have a gaming pc and Gabegear so I don’t think I’ll get one but it looks neat.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
That new Gabecube looks pretty rad. I already have a gaming pc and Gabegear so I don’t think I’ll get one but it looks neat.
I wish I liked corn because elote looks and smells so fucking good.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I wish I liked corn because elote looks and smells so fucking good.
Disassembling struts are so scary that watching videos of it make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie.
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Disassembling struts are so scary that watching videos of it make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie.
You gonna finish that toast?
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You gonna finish that toast?
Hey fedex great job, at least you found my address this time.
October 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey fedex great job, at least you found my address this time.
Reposted by Ralph V
Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
September 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
I may not have a physique that people find attractive but at least I’m not worried about spilling my cappuccino while watching tv.
April 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I may not have a physique that people find attractive but at least I’m not worried about spilling my cappuccino while watching tv.
Queer still feels weird to me. Growing up it was used as a derogatory term and now it’s a self description. My old brain still struggles with it.
April 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Queer still feels weird to me. Growing up it was used as a derogatory term and now it’s a self description. My old brain still struggles with it.
Back in the before times when I used to go places and do things, I would leave instax prints in places. I always liked the idea of someone finding them and it being this little personal mystery for them.
February 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Back in the before times when I used to go places and do things, I would leave instax prints in places. I always liked the idea of someone finding them and it being this little personal mystery for them.
Super hype about this bowl I got at Aldi’s. I needed a fruit bowl…..fuck when did I get this old.
February 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Super hype about this bowl I got at Aldi’s. I needed a fruit bowl…..fuck when did I get this old.
You have good taste in pens.
February 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You have good taste in pens.
I wish every Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday. The supermarket was so empty it was beautiful.
February 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I wish every Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday. The supermarket was so empty it was beautiful.
I’ve been having a lot of feelings of ‘then what the hell is the point of you’ towards reps and senators.
February 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve been having a lot of feelings of ‘then what the hell is the point of you’ towards reps and senators.
It’s diabolical that triangle was the map in OG SH2 and it’s heal in SH2R.
February 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s diabolical that triangle was the map in OG SH2 and it’s heal in SH2R.