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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · 9d

Disassembling struts are so scary that watching videos of it make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · 12d

You gonna finish that toast?

Hudson (a husky) looks deeply at me while I eat breakfast.

Hudson (a huskey) looks deeply at me while I eat breakfast but closer.

Hudson (a huskey) looks at me heart broken while I eat my breakfast in extreme close up.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · 18d

Hey fedex great job, at least you found my address this time.

A package from fedex that has been abused to the point where one side of the box has collapsed

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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · Sep 19

Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle

Supports @SavetheChildren

#RMD30

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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Apr 12

I may not have a physique that people find attractive but at least I’m not worried about spilling my cappuccino while watching tv.

A fat man reclining with a cappuccino on his stomach.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Apr 10

Queer still feels weird to me. Growing up it was used as a derogatory term and now it’s a self description. My old brain still struggles with it.

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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Feb 17

Back in the before times when I used to go places and do things, I would leave instax prints in places. I always liked the idea of someone finding them and it being this little personal mystery for them.

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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Feb 17

Super hype about this bowl I got at Aldi’s. I needed a fruit bowl…..fuck when did I get this old.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Feb 14

You have good taste in pens.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Feb 10

I wish every Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday. The supermarket was so empty it was beautiful.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Feb 5

I’ve been having a lot of feelings of ‘then what the hell is the point of you’ towards reps and senators.

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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Feb 4

It’s diabolical that triangle was the map in OG SH2 and it’s heal in SH2R.

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Sam Lake @samlakewrites.bsky.social · Feb 3

A long time ago, games used to come with manuals. The prologue of Max Payne.

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Um Jammer Heather @dogladyheather.bsky.social · Feb 1

normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."

Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."

snake: "doors?"

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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Jan 24

Silver lining: nuking most of my social media is a statement not just isolating myself because of depression. So I have that going for me.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Jan 21

It’s cold out and I hate it.

A very unhappy man bundled in many layers wearing a reflective vest having to work in the cold.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Jan 19

That’s how Snake caught Meryl. Out here legitimizing horny Kojima bs.

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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · Jan 18

So here's what's cool about my job:

Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Jan 15

I forgot that Batman the animated series had an episode where Batman goes to fucking Rapture to keep Mr.Freeze from turning Andrew Ryan into an immortal snow man.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Jan 7

My boots leave very cartoonish tracks in the snow.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Jan 3

I used to wonder who in their right mind would vote for Lex Luthor or Norman Osborn but now I unfortunately understand that a lot of people would in fact vote for either of them.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Dec 27

If Silent Hill were in the south imagine the horror of the Silent Hill Waffle House.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Dec 26

You know, it might have been a bad idea to call it Crime alley.

Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Dec 25

I miss when people would say crypto and they were talking about Superman’s dog Krypto not some imaginary ass scam money.

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Ralph V @ralphvgaming.bsky.social · Dec 11

This nerd stole my chair then stared at me until he fell asleep.