Ralph V
@ralphvgaming.bsky.social
Howdy! I’m Ralph. (He/him) I’m a streamer, nerd, and hobby collector.
Why does the low poly Max Payne shirt look so good though!? Also I really need to clean my mirror.
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why does the low poly Max Payne shirt look so good though!? Also I really need to clean my mirror.
That new Gabecube looks pretty rad. I already have a gaming pc and Gabegear so I don’t think I’ll get one but it looks neat.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
That new Gabecube looks pretty rad. I already have a gaming pc and Gabegear so I don’t think I’ll get one but it looks neat.
I wish I liked corn because elote looks and smells so fucking good.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I wish I liked corn because elote looks and smells so fucking good.
Disassembling struts are so scary that watching videos of it make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie.
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Disassembling struts are so scary that watching videos of it make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie.
You gonna finish that toast?
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You gonna finish that toast?
Hey fedex great job, at least you found my address this time.
October 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey fedex great job, at least you found my address this time.
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Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
September 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle
Supports @SavetheChildren
#RMD30
I may not have a physique that people find attractive but at least I’m not worried about spilling my cappuccino while watching tv.
April 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I may not have a physique that people find attractive but at least I’m not worried about spilling my cappuccino while watching tv.
Super hype about this bowl I got at Aldi’s. I needed a fruit bowl…..fuck when did I get this old.
February 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Super hype about this bowl I got at Aldi’s. I needed a fruit bowl…..fuck when did I get this old.
I wish every Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday. The supermarket was so empty it was beautiful.
February 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I wish every Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday. The supermarket was so empty it was beautiful.
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A long time ago, games used to come with manuals. The prologue of Max Payne.
February 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A long time ago, games used to come with manuals. The prologue of Max Payne.
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normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Silver lining: nuking most of my social media is a statement not just isolating myself because of depression. So I have that going for me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Silver lining: nuking most of my social media is a statement not just isolating myself because of depression. So I have that going for me.
It’s cold out and I hate it.
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s cold out and I hate it.
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So here's what's cool about my job:
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
January 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So here's what's cool about my job:
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
I forgot that Batman the animated series had an episode where Batman goes to fucking Rapture to keep Mr.Freeze from turning Andrew Ryan into an immortal snow man.
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I forgot that Batman the animated series had an episode where Batman goes to fucking Rapture to keep Mr.Freeze from turning Andrew Ryan into an immortal snow man.
My boots leave very cartoonish tracks in the snow.
January 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My boots leave very cartoonish tracks in the snow.
I used to wonder who in their right mind would vote for Lex Luthor or Norman Osborn but now I unfortunately understand that a lot of people would in fact vote for either of them.
January 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I used to wonder who in their right mind would vote for Lex Luthor or Norman Osborn but now I unfortunately understand that a lot of people would in fact vote for either of them.
If Silent Hill were in the south imagine the horror of the Silent Hill Waffle House.
December 27, 2024 at 8:55 PM
If Silent Hill were in the south imagine the horror of the Silent Hill Waffle House.
You know, it might have been a bad idea to call it Crime alley.
December 26, 2024 at 2:50 AM
You know, it might have been a bad idea to call it Crime alley.
I miss when people would say crypto and they were talking about Superman’s dog Krypto not some imaginary ass scam money.
December 25, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I miss when people would say crypto and they were talking about Superman’s dog Krypto not some imaginary ass scam money.
This nerd stole my chair then stared at me until he fell asleep.
December 11, 2024 at 10:30 AM
This nerd stole my chair then stared at me until he fell asleep.
It’s this violent criminal’s third birthday.
December 7, 2024 at 12:17 AM
It’s this violent criminal’s third birthday.
Be the cryptid you want to see in the world.
December 4, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Be the cryptid you want to see in the world.
Can Alan Wake please write himself into power wash simulator.
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Can Alan Wake please write himself into power wash simulator.