Emma
@ramonasturtles.bsky.social
Supporting women’s wrongs ❤️
Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting
Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting
decided to update my pfp inspired by my RHONY rewatch and the holidays
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
decided to update my pfp inspired by my RHONY rewatch and the holidays
ok so I need to step up my posting game in 2026 is my main takeaway
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
ok so I need to step up my posting game in 2026 is my main takeaway
plans I willingly made are approaching
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
plans I willingly made are approaching
Meredith Marks to Britani Bateman on the plane:
Who wants to have a wine induced fight im bored
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Meredith Marks to Britani Bateman on the plane:
post dinner pen walk starts now. I know a second plate hates to see me coming in 30 mins…
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
post dinner pen walk starts now. I know a second plate hates to see me coming in 30 mins…
Thanksgiving face reveal!! ready 2 eat!
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thanksgiving face reveal!! ready 2 eat!
man across the street deep frying a turkey in a shirt that says “I identify as an American”… oh!
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
man across the street deep frying a turkey in a shirt that says “I identify as an American”… oh!
mentally preparing myself for my bfs family’s house (they’re amazing people, they just REALLY love to watch football on Thanksgiving)
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
mentally preparing myself for my bfs family’s house (they’re amazing people, they just REALLY love to watch football on Thanksgiving)
happy thanksgiving bloomfs 🫶 grateful for all of you fellow trash tv lovers
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
happy thanksgiving bloomfs 🫶 grateful for all of you fellow trash tv lovers
how it feels interacting with the delivery person when ur high af
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
how it feels interacting with the delivery person when ur high af
edible taken. taco bell ordered. real housewives of melbourne on… this is peace.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
edible taken. taco bell ordered. real housewives of melbourne on… this is peace.
the last few episodes of #RHOSLC have really lost me. I just do not care about any of this stuff right now and uts a shame because I loved last season!
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the last few episodes of #RHOSLC have really lost me. I just do not care about any of this stuff right now and uts a shame because I loved last season!
finally logging off for Thanksgiving break
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
finally logging off for Thanksgiving break
Scary Island would’ve made for a fantastic Below Deck/Real Housewives crossover episode
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Scary Island would’ve made for a fantastic Below Deck/Real Housewives crossover episode
the best text to receive
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the best text to receive
Andrea and Lydia from Real Housewives of Melbourne are really just two dumb bitches telling each other “exactllyyy.” emphasis on the dumb part!
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Andrea and Lydia from Real Housewives of Melbourne are really just two dumb bitches telling each other “exactllyyy.” emphasis on the dumb part!
seeing ppl watching VPR for the first time has me wanting to do a rewatch again 😭😭 truly one of the best shows of our time
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
seeing ppl watching VPR for the first time has me wanting to do a rewatch again 😭😭 truly one of the best shows of our time
Reposted by Emma
“Since she wants to be petty and be an asshole, I think I’m just going to go ahead and say that Grandpa Bret likes to drink her piss like it’s dirty soda, and he gulps it down like water, and that’s what fruity pebbles is.” #SLOMW
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Since she wants to be petty and be an asshole, I think I’m just going to go ahead and say that Grandpa Bret likes to drink her piss like it’s dirty soda, and he gulps it down like water, and that’s what fruity pebbles is.” #SLOMW
IM CRYING LMFAOOOO 😭😭 they need to pick up cameras right now!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
IM CRYING LMFAOOOO 😭😭 they need to pick up cameras right now!!
if there’s one thing about my upstairs neighbors, it’s that they’re gonna STOMP whenever they walk apparently!
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
if there’s one thing about my upstairs neighbors, it’s that they’re gonna STOMP whenever they walk apparently!
haven’t stopped thinking about Stacey saying “you don’t have one!!!” to K on this weeks episode 😭 like give my girl her flowers because that was just pure cinema!! #RHOP
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
haven’t stopped thinking about Stacey saying “you don’t have one!!!” to K on this weeks episode 😭 like give my girl her flowers because that was just pure cinema!! #RHOP
ah yes, the week of Thanksgiving, aka the time of year all my managers and leadership are out of the office and leave junior staff like myself to deal with everything with 0 support!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
ah yes, the week of Thanksgiving, aka the time of year all my managers and leadership are out of the office and leave junior staff like myself to deal with everything with 0 support!!
bought the highlighter and blush @modelmorg.bsky.social uses/posted on her story a few weeks ago and got hella compliments on my makeup at friendsgiving 💅
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
bought the highlighter and blush @modelmorg.bsky.social uses/posted on her story a few weeks ago and got hella compliments on my makeup at friendsgiving 💅
just made stuffing for friendsgiving tonight
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
just made stuffing for friendsgiving tonight