Ramzy Nasrallah
@ramzy.bsky.social
on a good day we can part the sea
Wrote about the college football playoff, and pancakes 🥞
The Skeptic's Guide to the Future
The days of just one region paying for players and big talent content to wait its turn are now over, which means college football's title contenders have multiplied.
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February 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Wrote about the college football playoff, and pancakes 🥞
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Pancakes. You love them. I love them. Let's talk about them. 1:30pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Pancakes. You love them. I love them. Let's talk about them. 1:30pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
Imagine the most pridefully, stubbornly stupid person you know deciding you know what, maybe I’ll finally crack a book. And not just that - it’s a good book. An important book. An insightful book with depth and rich text. That’s what this is.
Ohio State is reportedly expected to hire Illinois special teams coordinator and tight ends coach Robby Discher as its next special teams coordinator. www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-f...
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Imagine the most pridefully, stubbornly stupid person you know deciding you know what, maybe I’ll finally crack a book. And not just that - it’s a good book. An important book. An insightful book with depth and rich text. That’s what this is.
Wrote about the guys who stay in college long enough to get doctorates in postseason football
A Pilgrimage to Eternity
Indiana had as many 6th year college players starting in 2025 as the past five CFP winners had true freshman starting, combined.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Wrote about the guys who stay in college long enough to get doctorates in postseason football
PROGRAMMING NOTE: What do you call someone who goes go college for seven years? 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: What do you call someone who goes go college for seven years? 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
Honestly it’s pretty hilarious that the Browns can say they’re in the same business as a Patriots, Rams, Seahawks and Broncos
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Honestly it’s pretty hilarious that the Browns can say they’re in the same business as a Patriots, Rams, Seahawks and Broncos
Smith’s philosophy and concepts are exactly the complement Day’s offense needs and desperately lacked in 2025 - 10/10 fit
Ohio State is hiring Arthur Smith as its new offensive coordinator.
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Smith’s philosophy and concepts are exactly the complement Day’s offense needs and desperately lacked in 2025 - 10/10 fit
Reposted by Ramzy Nasrallah
Ohio State football has been recession-proof for decades. How much change does it need in light of Indiana's immediate ascendence by way of a very new and modern blueprint?
We Regret the Error
The most consistently terrible program in this history of college football just went 16-0 to complete the most impressive season and turnaround the sport has ever seen.
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January 22, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Ohio State football has been recession-proof for decades. How much change does it need in light of Indiana's immediate ascendence by way of a very new and modern blueprint?
Wrote a performance review for the deposed national champions
We Regret the Error
The most consistently terrible program in this history of college football just went 16-0 to complete the most impressive season and turnaround the sport has ever seen.
www.elevenwarriors.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Wrote a performance review for the deposed national champions
Reposted by Ramzy Nasrallah
Reposted by Ramzy Nasrallah
Courtesy reminder - if you know anyone who went to Purdue, they definitely need to hear from you today
January 20, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Courtesy reminder - if you know anyone who went to Purdue, they definitely need to hear from you today
Imagining Ohio State losing the CFP final in Ohio Stadium to, like, fucking wake forest or something. That’s this for Miami and it rules, congrats Hoosiers
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Imagining Ohio State losing the CFP final in Ohio Stadium to, like, fucking wake forest or something. That’s this for Miami and it rules, congrats Hoosiers
Wrote about the four thousand-odd guys currently in the transfer portal, which closes on Friday woo hoo how exciting
The Other Side of Normal
The Portal is making me like college football less. This feels like junior pro football. What's next? Why is Indiana so good suddenly? Let's talk about it!
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January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Wrote about the four thousand-odd guys currently in the transfer portal, which closes on Friday woo hoo how exciting
PROGRAMMING NOTE: The other side of normal. 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: The other side of normal. 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
Not the worst 1st half Oregon has experienced in the CFP recently but still, the cruelty here is intense
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Not the worst 1st half Oregon has experienced in the CFP recently but still, the cruelty here is intense
I wrote about how it rains diamonds on Jupiter.
Kill Your Darlings
Ohio State's 2025 team had a few glaring weak spots, which ultimately never got solved. And that wasn't bad luck - it was a deliberate choice.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I wrote about how it rains diamonds on Jupiter.
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Kill your darlings. 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Kill your darlings. 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
"Philo Leaves for More Dough; That's a Wrap" should have been the headline - why is this so hard, why can't we inject just the tiniest bit of wholesome dadness into this bleak-ass world
Georgia Tech QB Aaron Philo expected to enter NCAA transfer portal
https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/607360/
Georgia Tech quarterback Aaron Philo is expected to enter the NCAA transfer portal, On3’s Pete Nakos and Kelly…
https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/607360/
Georgia Tech quarterback Aaron Philo is expected to enter the NCAA transfer portal, On3’s Pete Nakos and Kelly…
Georgia Tech QB Aaron Philo expected to enter NCAA transfer portal - NFL
Georgia Tech quarterback Aaron Philo is expected to enter the NCAA transfer portal, On3’s Pete Nakos and Kelly Quinlan report. He played the past two seasons
www.rawchili.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
"Philo Leaves for More Dough; That's a Wrap" should have been the headline - why is this so hard, why can't we inject just the tiniest bit of wholesome dadness into this bleak-ass world
Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
Game is awesome and McDonough is throwing 300mph with every reaction
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Game is awesome and McDonough is throwing 300mph with every reaction
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Everyone is in danger with Indiana on the loose.
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Everyone is in danger with Indiana on the loose.
Whoever preprogrammed the Rose Bowl stadium sounds prior to the game could not have imagined Dixieland Delight would come on with Alabama down 31-3
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Whoever preprogrammed the Rose Bowl stadium sounds prior to the game could not have imagined Dixieland Delight would come on with Alabama down 31-3
Dallas basically closes at 11pm. A city with the vibes of an old couple on Halloween that turns off their porch lights at 8pm
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Dallas basically closes at 11pm. A city with the vibes of an old couple on Halloween that turns off their porch lights at 8pm