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Ramzy Nasrallah
@ramzy.bsky.social
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 1h
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Wisconsin Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 2d
look at Arvelle Reese
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 2d
I think it’s more about options
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 2d
I think Penn State looked at its revenue condition (good) and what’s probably about to happen elsewhere (Gainesville, Tally, etc) and decided that it’s better to be first in line than in the line
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 2d
1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2. Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight
3. Do not lose at home to Northwestern on homecoming
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3d
This is actually IU’s second straight win over Oregon in Eugene, look it up
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3d
The discourse, baby
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3d
UNC thought it was getting its own Cignetti and it got some creepy shittier hybrid version of Bill Lynch, Cam Cameron and Tom Allen instead
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3d
Great Teams Cover Their Clunkers as Double-Digit Road Favorites Against Ranked Opponents
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3d
Ohio State had Ohio State winning, the over and Illinois backdoor covering? We will find out shortly if the trifecta hits
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3d
Illinois did this and Ohio State still *barely* had more hidden yards in the 1st half because they kick 34-yard punts, sometimes after their scared shitless punter takes a delay of game penalty
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idlehands21.bsky.social @idlehands21.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah, but their punter kneeled on a punt 15 yards deep, which is maybe the worst case scenario short of giving up a punt return TD?
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 3d
It’s just the most deliberately pathetic college football special teams operation in history, it’s almost impressive how bad they are
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 5d
Grand Traverse > Mammoth but both are fine. I don’t have any memory of Old Mission
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 6d
THE SITUATIONAL: Only if You're Lucky
IlliBuck belongs to Ohio State. IlliBuck is currently in Columbus, Ohio. Illibuck must be protected at all costs.
www.elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 6d
It’s BERT WEEK so I wrote about bourbon again
THE SITUATIONAL: Only if You're Lucky
IlliBuck belongs to Ohio State. IlliBuck is currently in Columbus, Ohio. Illibuck must be protected at all costs.
www.elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 7d
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Illinois Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 7d
Theo Von. I didn't know who the guest picker on Gameday was Saturday and didn't care enough to look it up. Speaks like a 3rd grader who got into his older brother's mushrooms. Seems like he's retroactively trying to give himself fetal alcohol syndrome. Looking forward to his successful Senate run.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 8d
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 9d
Jennifer from On Here!
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 10d
And shout out to -
1) City Barbecue donating 48lbs of pulled pork
2) every Jen/Jennifer/Jenny I met yesterday, you’re all limited edition Gen X classic vintages
3) this handsome guy who asked if I would take a photo with him with giant fists
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 10d
Imagine if Wisconsin had tried to script two drives. Just to feel silly, throw out all caution
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 10d
UNC could probably have Rowed the Boat for less money than it paid for a creepy soap opera and settled for an 8-win floor every season for a decade there, but you have to seize the opportunity to hire a guy in his 70s the entire NFL was completely done with when it strikes
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 13d
THE SITUATIONAL: From Strength to Strength
Remember, this is a rebuilding year for Ohio State. Please be patient while this completely rebuilt defense and all-new offensive backfield figure out how football works.
www.elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 13d
Wrote about Growth Spurt Ryan Shazier and his teammates, all of whom are named some form of Caden
THE SITUATIONAL: From Strength to Strength
Remember, this is a rebuilding year for Ohio State. Please be patient while this completely rebuilt defense and all-new offensive backfield figure out how football works.
www.elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 14d
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Minnesota Situational 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 17d
after giving Miami four years of 1st rounders and paying him $300M guaranteed
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