Steve Williams
@randomswill.com
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My friendly, helpful advice for corporate types: Do not be an arsehole CEO: "Do not cheat on your wife with your HR chief and get caught on the kiss-cam."
Do Not Be An Arsehole CEO - Brutal Truth For Corporate Leaders
Think you’re a “visionary CEO”? Not if you’re doing any of this bullshit.
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The typhoon that hit Hong Kong on Sunday morning was classified as a “10”. This is as high as it gets. It doesn’t go to a Spinal Tap 11. #TyphoonWipha
Developing | Typhoon Wipha about 50km from Hong Kong, T10 signal in force
No 10 signal, the highest-level warning, means that winds with mean speeds of 118km/h or more are expected.
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Death by mushroom. Life imitates a Midsomer Murders episode. Again. (Destroying Angel, series 4, episode 2)
Death by mushroom. Life imitates a Midsomer Murders episode. Again. (Destroying Angel, series 4, episode 2)
Good to see Melbournians aren’t interested in the work experience Howard Stern circa late 80s.
My friendly, helpful guide on how to behave at an airport: Do not be an arsehole at an airport. #travel
https://donotbeanarsehole.com/do-not-be-an-arsehole-at-an-airport/
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I had a similar cricket injury to Steve Smith's. A bloke also offered to put my finger back in. The difference is he'd had several thousand beers. I gratefully declined. #WIvAUS
Smith hits back after Healy’s criticism of Aussie top order
Steve Smith tested his finger injury in a New York baseball batting cage as he prepares to make his return in the second Test.
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Thankfully, the brilliant Marina Hyde knows exactly what the fuck she's doing. @theguardian.com
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The alleged break in the ceasefire reminds me of the stoning scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian. "Who threw that?"
Monty Python - Stoning
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I wish Trump would call a ceasefire on his bizarre use of capital letters.
His Holiness has been rather busy. #ENGvIND
Good thing there’s a comma in this sentence.
6-28. What you call a captain’s knock. @cricketaustralia.bsky.social #WTC25
So Trump's numbers aren't as bigly as he claims? I'm shocked! He really is an embarrassment to his country and the position he holds.
Morrison? Hockey? They'll be wheeling out Howard next. #ThisIsAUKWARD