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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 9m

Tonight on Enterprise
Lt. Reed is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 however can't find any coffee.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 1h

Next week, on CBS All-Access Admiral Cornwell crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

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This time B'Elanna meets a hyperintelligent George Costanza forehead alien though actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.

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Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Guinan is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 yet really discovers why the spice must flow.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 4h

This time Counselor Troi has a transporter accident and shoots phasers from their mouth whenever they talk although finds the ship overrun with holodeck characters!

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In this episode Subcommander T'Pol can't go below warp 5 or the core will explode although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.

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In this episode Commander Sisko can't escape a dream however it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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Tonight on Star Trek
Dr. McCoy is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 nevertheless they have to find the cure to save their best friend.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 8h

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dr. Pulaski can't escape a dream however they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 9h

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dr. Pulaski meets survivors of a war on a decimated planet nevertheless that brings back an old cast member.

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In this episode Chakotay finally figures out how to make a cloak work though actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 11h

Tonight on Enterprise
Hoshi returns from shore leave however it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Chakotay accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck although could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 13h

This time Mr. Scott returns to Earth's past but is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 14h

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Captain Picard can't decide if they should holiday on Corsica or Risa nevertheless could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 15h

Tonight on Star Trek
Captain Kirk enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys however can't find any coffee.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 16h

This time B'Elanna can't control their holodeck addiction yet the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 17h

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Harry accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck but also finds an unexpected love.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 18h

In this episode Data returns from shore leave nevertheless ends up stuck in the mirror universe

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 19h

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Data travels through time although actually is the link to the alpha quadrant

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This time Dr. Bashir collapses in Quark’s bar during a fight and is surprised to see themselves from the future just kinda hanging out and taking their place yet the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 21h

Tonight on Star Trek
Mr. Scott makes first contact with a race of sentient insects though also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 22h

In this episode Hoshi can't go below warp 5 or the core will explode nevertheless the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in Quark’s bar

Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 23h

This time Dr. Pulaski is into some noir shit on the Holodeck though also starts another war!

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This time Nog spent fifteen hours explaining baseball with the prophets and getting nowhere nevertheless they have to find the cure to save their best friend.