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A random synopsis of a star trek episode by @mrnuclear.monster
Find out more about him at https://mrnuclear.monster
You can also find this bot on Mastodon at https://mastodon.social/@randostartrek
This time Admiral Cornwell accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores nevertheless they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This time Admiral Cornwell accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores nevertheless they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
This time Admiral Cornwell can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS however they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This time Admiral Cornwell can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS however they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
Tonight on Enterprise
Hoshi battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos though can't find any coffee.
Hoshi battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos though can't find any coffee.
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Tonight on Enterprise
Hoshi battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos though can't find any coffee.
Hoshi battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos though can't find any coffee.
In this episode Nog cares about a gold shirt dying for the first time in five seasons although is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
In this episode Nog cares about a gold shirt dying for the first time in five seasons although is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
In this episode Lt. Cmdr Worf returns from shore leave although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In this episode Lt. Cmdr Worf returns from shore leave although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
Next week, on CBS All-Access Lieutenant Tyler increases the frequency of Black Alert drills but takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Next week, on CBS All-Access Lieutenant Tyler increases the frequency of Black Alert drills but takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque
This time Captain Picard learns a valuable lesson from Q about sorting their groceries however also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This time Captain Picard learns a valuable lesson from Q about sorting their groceries however also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Guinan accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck although this is really an episode about the B plot
Guinan accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck although this is really an episode about the B plot
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Guinan accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck although this is really an episode about the B plot
Guinan accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck although this is really an episode about the B plot
In this episode Captain Picard celebrates Captain Picard day, alone, though they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In this episode Captain Picard celebrates Captain Picard day, alone, though they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
This time Dr. Bashir discovers that holograms can be real people, too though the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in Quark’s bar
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This time Dr. Bashir discovers that holograms can be real people, too though the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in Quark’s bar
In this episode Dr. Crusher spends the entire episode on a FaceTime call with Admiral Vance yet finds the ship overrun with holodeck characters!
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In this episode Dr. Crusher spends the entire episode on a FaceTime call with Admiral Vance yet finds the ship overrun with holodeck characters!
This time Dax gets sent to mind jail for 40 years and murders their cell mate over some Pokèmon cards though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This time Dax gets sent to mind jail for 40 years and murders their cell mate over some Pokèmon cards though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
Next week, on CBS All-Access Doctor Culber can't stop jumping or the spore drive will explode yet actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Next week, on CBS All-Access Doctor Culber can't stop jumping or the spore drive will explode yet actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
Next week, on CBS All-Access Captain Lorca crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart though the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Next week, on CBS All-Access Captain Lorca crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart though the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
This time Mr. Scott is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 although they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This time Mr. Scott is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 although they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
Tonight on Enterprise
Captain Archer goes to shore leave on Risa though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
Captain Archer goes to shore leave on Risa though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tonight on Enterprise
Captain Archer goes to shore leave on Risa though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
Captain Archer goes to shore leave on Risa though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
In this episode Guinan has a transporter accident however it turns out it's a faaaaaake
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In this episode Guinan has a transporter accident however it turns out it's a faaaaaake
Next week, on CBS All-Access Commander Saru crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart but is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Next week, on CBS All-Access Commander Saru crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart but is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Kes finally figures out how to make a cloak work but actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
Kes finally figures out how to make a cloak work but actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Kes finally figures out how to make a cloak work but actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
Kes finally figures out how to make a cloak work but actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
In this episode Lieutenant Tyler reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin though could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
In this episode Lieutenant Tyler reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin though could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
In this episode Lt. Reed returns from shore leave though really discovers why the spice must flow.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
In this episode Lt. Reed returns from shore leave though really discovers why the spice must flow.
In this episode B'Elanna sure as shit isn't going into another meeting but really discovers why the spice must flow.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
In this episode B'Elanna sure as shit isn't going into another meeting but really discovers why the spice must flow.
In this episode Chief O'Brien visits the Celestial Temple however also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
In this episode Chief O'Brien visits the Celestial Temple however also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery L'Rell increases the frequency of Black Alert drills but the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery L'Rell increases the frequency of Black Alert drills but the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit
This time Nog travels through time yet never really resolves the Klingon problem.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
This time Nog travels through time yet never really resolves the Klingon problem.