Ok, trying this again in 2026.
In 2025 we’re healing, we’re practicing self care, and we’re not doing shit we don’t want to do. 🧘🏻♂️ 🙏 ✨
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Ok, trying this again in 2026.
Anthony Papenstrullo.
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Anthony Papenstrullo.
Never have I seen a Facebook memory and felt good about it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Never have I seen a Facebook memory and felt good about it.
I lowkey love the Pacific Northwest.
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I lowkey love the Pacific Northwest.
I have made lifelong sworn enemies with coworkers doing this.
It's always fun to ask a French person after they get done deploring "American colonism" what they think of what their country did in Algiers or Vietnam.
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I have made lifelong sworn enemies with coworkers doing this.
مولود غير مخلوق
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
مولود غير مخلوق
I don’t like the gay hockey show.
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I don’t like the gay hockey show.
If a kid thinks “six-seven” is hilarious, that kid will grow up to be a dumbass.
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If a kid thinks “six-seven” is hilarious, that kid will grow up to be a dumbass.
I like select dogs. Not all dogs.
December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I like select dogs. Not all dogs.
Had a dream I sat next to Lilly Allen at an award show and we hit it off. She asked to follow me on social media, but I couldn’t remember a single one of her songs.
December 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Had a dream I sat next to Lilly Allen at an award show and we hit it off. She asked to follow me on social media, but I couldn’t remember a single one of her songs.
Everybody in Portland at a queer bipoc Hanukkah event right now.
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Everybody in Portland at a queer bipoc Hanukkah event right now.
You can’t say vacant without saying cunt.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
You can’t say vacant without saying cunt.
Reposted by Jimmy Carter’s #1 fan.
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
Everything is shit.
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Everything is shit.
Suspending who
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Suspending who
Just learned the name “Alicia Ba-ee-tube” I kept hearing at the end of The Daily episodes is really Elisheba Ittoop.
October 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Just learned the name “Alicia Ba-ee-tube” I kept hearing at the end of The Daily episodes is really Elisheba Ittoop.
A Jehovah Witness can still be hot.
October 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A Jehovah Witness can still be hot.
What did I do wrong?
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What did I do wrong?
She’s either Hungarian, Turkish, or Chilean. She’s a short, raspy-voiced, curly-haired expat living in Barcelona and she is young, fun, carefree and haunting my dreams!!
Gonelti Gonarch
September 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
She’s either Hungarian, Turkish, or Chilean. She’s a short, raspy-voiced, curly-haired expat living in Barcelona and she is young, fun, carefree and haunting my dreams!!
Why is your TV *behind* your couch?
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Why is your TV *behind* your couch?
Listening to a program on “queer and trans truck drivers” on Oregon public radio 🤙
September 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Listening to a program on “queer and trans truck drivers” on Oregon public radio 🤙
That urge to slap everyone in the Pacific Northwest
September 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That urge to slap everyone in the Pacific Northwest