Dan Seitz
@dseitz.bsky.social
Marketing guy, former paid blogger, current commerce content guy. #juggling #cycling #comics #film #gaming. All opinions strictly my own. He/him
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Dan Seitz
@dseitz.bsky.social
· Jan 17
If you want to understand #climate first you need to understand how emissions are calculated. Let's do that with my wedding ring, my ally bracelet, and my cycling cuff.
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he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
he believes what now
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"He said Just A Start wants people to get used to the idea that there could be 15-story buildings on each side of Mount Vernon Street."
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November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"He said Just A Start wants people to get used to the idea that there could be 15-story buildings on each side of Mount Vernon Street."
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We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
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Trying desperately to stay awake till 11, so that I can get a full night. Still on Japan time.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Trying desperately to stay awake till 11, so that I can get a full night. Still on Japan time.
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This is where I am currently at.
No actual fucks to give when it comes to fascist bullshit.
It's the old guy who wouldn't kneel before Loki in the first Avengers movie.
Shit. I just ruined it, didn't I?
No actual fucks to give when it comes to fascist bullshit.
It's the old guy who wouldn't kneel before Loki in the first Avengers movie.
Shit. I just ruined it, didn't I?
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is where I am currently at.
No actual fucks to give when it comes to fascist bullshit.
It's the old guy who wouldn't kneel before Loki in the first Avengers movie.
Shit. I just ruined it, didn't I?
No actual fucks to give when it comes to fascist bullshit.
It's the old guy who wouldn't kneel before Loki in the first Avengers movie.
Shit. I just ruined it, didn't I?
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Wallis Road, London E9
graffiti on painted plywood wall of a very talented doctor.
#reference #materialreference #artreference
graffiti on painted plywood wall of a very talented doctor.
#reference #materialreference #artreference
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wallis Road, London E9
graffiti on painted plywood wall of a very talented doctor.
#reference #materialreference #artreference
graffiti on painted plywood wall of a very talented doctor.
#reference #materialreference #artreference
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“Trump is the WH40K Emperor” is perhaps a perfect distillation of the apparent impermeability of the right-wing mind to theme, subtext, or flat-out text in media
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Trump is the WH40K Emperor” is perhaps a perfect distillation of the apparent impermeability of the right-wing mind to theme, subtext, or flat-out text in media
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This is the plot of the new Predator movie
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is the plot of the new Predator movie
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This is something literally everyone should consider when they consider moving to a new city. Can you deal with summer and/or winter?
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is something literally everyone should consider when they consider moving to a new city. Can you deal with summer and/or winter?
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I can barely deal with a New England summer, the idea of moving to Texas is laughable.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I can barely deal with a New England summer, the idea of moving to Texas is laughable.
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old enough to remember when a bunch of white guys in the beltway said the occupations and ethnic pogroms weren’t a big deal in July of this year
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
old enough to remember when a bunch of white guys in the beltway said the occupations and ethnic pogroms weren’t a big deal in July of this year
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I taught myself to juggle as a teen
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I taught myself to juggle as a teen
"Oh you're just a prude!"
"No I just don't give a shit about your sex life, and that's more or less your personality."
This is a conversation I have had WAY too often.
"No I just don't give a shit about your sex life, and that's more or less your personality."
This is a conversation I have had WAY too often.
Generally I think we'll all be better off if people keep their horny swinger nudism to themselves in general. All I wanna see is an upside-down pineapple bumper sticker or door decoration, and I'm good with that.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Oh you're just a prude!"
"No I just don't give a shit about your sex life, and that's more or less your personality."
This is a conversation I have had WAY too often.
"No I just don't give a shit about your sex life, and that's more or less your personality."
This is a conversation I have had WAY too often.
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It's an almost heretical thought here in the Late Internet Era, but, yes, people should be able to choose to have happily private lives, in which they do what they like with the other people who consent to do it with them. Also, I was very late to learning what the whole pineapple thing was about.
Generally I think we'll all be better off if people keep their horny swinger nudism to themselves in general. All I wanna see is an upside-down pineapple bumper sticker or door decoration, and I'm good with that.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's an almost heretical thought here in the Late Internet Era, but, yes, people should be able to choose to have happily private lives, in which they do what they like with the other people who consent to do it with them. Also, I was very late to learning what the whole pineapple thing was about.
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I work at a summer program for math teachers at a major research university, and last summer we got sent quite a manifesto from someone who wanted to join our program. He was not invited to participate.
January 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I work at a summer program for math teachers at a major research university, and last summer we got sent quite a manifesto from someone who wanted to join our program. He was not invited to participate.
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My favorite over the years was a guy who thought up "dark numbers", a kind of number that is smaller than "the smallest number" greater than 0.
I asked what that smallest number was. What the largest dark number was. How dark numbers operated.
Surprisingly, no real answer to any of those.
I asked what that smallest number was. What the largest dark number was. How dark numbers operated.
Surprisingly, no real answer to any of those.
January 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My favorite over the years was a guy who thought up "dark numbers", a kind of number that is smaller than "the smallest number" greater than 0.
I asked what that smallest number was. What the largest dark number was. How dark numbers operated.
Surprisingly, no real answer to any of those.
I asked what that smallest number was. What the largest dark number was. How dark numbers operated.
Surprisingly, no real answer to any of those.
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Like, at some point your tiny niche community *will* be targeted by guys who should be eaten, and get overrun by their crackpot garbage nonsense machines.
The place becomes a Superfund site, the ground has gone sour, time to move elsewhere. Leave a message that no great deed is commemorated here.
The place becomes a Superfund site, the ground has gone sour, time to move elsewhere. Leave a message that no great deed is commemorated here.
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Like, at some point your tiny niche community *will* be targeted by guys who should be eaten, and get overrun by their crackpot garbage nonsense machines.
The place becomes a Superfund site, the ground has gone sour, time to move elsewhere. Leave a message that no great deed is commemorated here.
The place becomes a Superfund site, the ground has gone sour, time to move elsewhere. Leave a message that no great deed is commemorated here.
The nice thing about juggling is that nobody cares enough to do this and if you make up an unjuggleable pattern you will be killed and eaten by a ren faire jewelry salesperson.
Pretty soon, *every* community is going to need to start adopting a weird cultish "inner levels" kind of thing, honeypots within honeypots, in order to filter out the zombie horde of genAI fuckwits.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The nice thing about juggling is that nobody cares enough to do this and if you make up an unjuggleable pattern you will be killed and eaten by a ren faire jewelry salesperson.
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Pretty soon, *every* community is going to need to start adopting a weird cultish "inner levels" kind of thing, honeypots within honeypots, in order to filter out the zombie horde of genAI fuckwits.
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Pretty soon, *every* community is going to need to start adopting a weird cultish "inner levels" kind of thing, honeypots within honeypots, in order to filter out the zombie horde of genAI fuckwits.
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It's similar to how physicists have a crackpot session at their conferences to prevent another receptionist from getting stabbed to death by one.
January 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's similar to how physicists have a crackpot session at their conferences to prevent another receptionist from getting stabbed to death by one.
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"for new, groundbreaking solutions to simple number theory problems like Collatz, division by 0, and P=NP. Also welcome are gematria and Sacred Geometry, since these are all related to theories of numbers!"
January 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"for new, groundbreaking solutions to simple number theory problems like Collatz, division by 0, and P=NP. Also welcome are gematria and Sacred Geometry, since these are all related to theories of numbers!"
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Fun fact: the r/math subreddit had a huge problem with math crackpots popping up so they created a honeypot subreddit, r/numbertheory, to collect all those cranks.
Look at the sub description.
Look at the sub description.
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Fun fact: the r/math subreddit had a huge problem with math crackpots popping up so they created a honeypot subreddit, r/numbertheory, to collect all those cranks.
Look at the sub description.
Look at the sub description.
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Yep, and they’d have even more job growth and pull in more people if they built more housing.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yep, and they’d have even more job growth and pull in more people if they built more housing.
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Cheesecake is at its best when it most closely approximates key lime pie
key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Cheesecake is at its best when it most closely approximates key lime pie