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eddie van helena mt𓅇 🌨️⛄❄️
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i don't make money i make problems
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the free city of minneapolis
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January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
January 19, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.

ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
When you run a fascist out of Minneapolis, you are entitled to a traditional feast that honors your Minnesota ancestors.
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
We ran some Nazis out of downtown today.

I'm proud of us, Minneapolis.
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Seeing Frey being investigated by the DOJ for "obstructing law enforcement" instead of corruption
a close up of a woman 's face in a dark room in a movie .
Alt: Switch from the matrix saying "not like this" before being unplugged
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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officer-involved roasts lmao
"ICE AGENTS VERBALLY ASSAULTED AT MN RESTAURANT"
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Riker tricks the AI pretending to be a guy he knows by saying about three nonsense things to it and calling it a liar.

Picard tricks it later by agreeing to buy something but not actually paying.
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Local pizza joint leads insurgency against federal paramilitary forces.

Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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The heroic people of Minneapolis and St. Paul are owed much much more than this weak dogshit
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot
Incredible loser shit. Amazing.
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Want to feel old?
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
i'm tired of these fargin iceholes taking away our fargin rights
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Conservatives learning what happens to the rest of their freedoms once ICE runs out of people to disappear or kill.
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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greg bovino needed at least 5 masked goons to feel safe enough to pee at a target & is so short the guy coming out with him had to boost him up for the urinal
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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we have enough content creators, streamers, youtubers, tiktokers in minneapolis. we have too many. please stop coming here. please stop going into local chats for rapid response etc offering to post for people for exposure. that isn’t altruistic, it’s self serving.
January 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Our tiny Vermont town has about 100 people downtown protesting ICE right now.

To be clear this is like 10-15% of the town’s population in January standing around just to show some solidarity to blue cities who are going through the shit for us all.

Stay strong Minneapolis.
January 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The sidewalk was slick the entire way to the bus stop, but it felt important to leave the house to see the homies
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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it might be the chinese century but this shit has definitively been the minneapolis decade
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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of course an ICE agent shooting a woman didn't "take the bait", that's a tragedy we have to Wait For The System to handle. did you hear someone broke a window? Scandalous.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM