eddie van helena mt𓅇 🎃🪦☠️
@socketeer.bsky.social
i don't make money i make problems
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mpls, mn
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this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
I was in a bad mood all day, until a friend let me know another truck in my neighborhood had taken the 12'9" challenge and lost.
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was in a bad mood all day, until a friend let me know another truck in my neighborhood had taken the 12'9" challenge and lost.
My belief about Kevin Hassett is that this is a kink for him. Every week he goes and lies to the press with a perverse glee, and he's been doing it for so long now he can't finish without it. Watch his face while he speaks, it's absolutely doing something for him.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My belief about Kevin Hassett is that this is a kink for him. Every week he goes and lies to the press with a perverse glee, and he's been doing it for so long now he can't finish without it. Watch his face while he speaks, it's absolutely doing something for him.
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FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
The getaway vehicle was apparently an exotic sports car with a giant "S" painted on the hood.
A witness at the scene was quoted as saying "look at that S car go!" as they sped away.
A witness at the scene was quoted as saying "look at that S car go!" as they sped away.
More than $100,000 worth of escargots were stolen from a French snail farmer earlier this week, French media reported, leaving the supplier scrambling to replenish its stock in time for the holiday season.
More than $100,000 worth of escargots stolen from French snail farmer with Michelin clientele | CNN
In total, the thieves stole nearly 450 kilograms (roughly 990lbs) of snails destined for fine-dining, France Info reported.
www.cnn.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The getaway vehicle was apparently an exotic sports car with a giant "S" painted on the hood.
A witness at the scene was quoted as saying "look at that S car go!" as they sped away.
A witness at the scene was quoted as saying "look at that S car go!" as they sped away.
In this house Die Hard is a Thanksgiving movie
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
In this house Die Hard is a Thanksgiving movie
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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They should let Link vape in the Zelda movie
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They should let Link vape in the Zelda movie
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So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability
The place became the center of my interactions with my neighborhood so slowly I didn't even notice.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The place became the center of my interactions with my neighborhood so slowly I didn't even notice.
the government can stop making pennies but they can't stop me
Ass Pennies - Upright Citizens Brigade
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the government can stop making pennies but they can't stop me
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Who’s gonna endorse the next Democratic candidate for president now??
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Who’s gonna endorse the next Democratic candidate for president now??
Me waking up after returning to standard time last night: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me waking up after returning to standard time last night: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me on March 8, 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Become ungovernable.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Become ungovernable.
He's a psychologist and he's always prepared to shoot a patient, just in case.
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He's a psychologist and he's always prepared to shoot a patient, just in case.
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[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?