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Robbie Burns Day baby Justin
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Old nerd. Just four bad ideas in a trenchcoat.
Half the weirdos on Is That Some Kind of Japanimation Thing? and regular contributor to Ghost Show Press’s Everyone’s Gone to the Movies series.
They say I cannot be killed by normal means. He/him
Pinned
Scene: Star Wars rpg session

GM: it’s like a tricorder.

Me: no, it’s a do-or-do-not-corder. There is no try.
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setting aside the Michael Scott "I declare BANKRUPTCY!" nature of this xeet, decertifying all Canadian aircraft would ground basically 90% of the regional commuter planes in the USA since they're all Bombardier CRJs
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Or is it 50% empty?
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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"Your contract allows for a modest structure in the prevailing style of the neighborhood. It does not allow for a big tall house with rooms by the dozen."
Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, Now a Rich Man, Receives a Letter from His HOA
Dear Tevye, This letter is to inform you that you are in gross violation of the rules of this Homeowners’ Association (HOA). Please note the follow...
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January 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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It begins next Thursday! SECRET TORONTO: SPIES, TRAITORS & UNDERCOVER AGENTS explores true tales of espionage, betrayal and conspiracy from the city's past — in four online lectures.

Pay what you like! tinyurl.com/secretTOreg
Adam Bunch | Secret Toronto: Spies, Traitors and Undercover Agents
Learn about Toronto history in an online course filled with stories of espionage and betrayal.
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January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Nice.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Person on the right: framing this picture and hanging it on her wall, proudly discussing with all who ask what it was like to fight for freedom

Person on the left: lying about having ever been in ICE 'til his dying day
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Time crunch and illness means I need some more help covering my own costs while I prepare for a hearing to keep my dad housed: ko-fi.com/O4O8CAE3

Every little bit helps!
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January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Grimly hilarious that Darren Aronofsky made MOTHER! (2017) as an attempt to — as he put it to me in an interview — "howl at the moon" about how the world wasn't taking climate change seriously… and then went on to make a series with fucking GenAI data centers

Great job stewarding the earth, asshole
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Kind of heavily packed with talent. I will probably have to resub to Prime when this comes out.
Kumail Nanjiani Sets ‘Sex Criminals’ Series at Amazon With Co-Creators Emily V. Gordon & Tze Chun, LuckyChap Producing
Amazon Prime Video has ordered a series adaptation of comic book "Sex Criminals" with Kumail Nanjiani set to star.
variety.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I wanna get a picture drawn of Oliver Queen and Felicity driving a Y-Wing with Gail as Darth Vader. There are perhaps 20 people on the planet will get it.
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Day 100 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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DCC for a session of Portal Under the Stars.
What's your "old reliable" RPG you can bring out any time for any players, unprepared? It's Honey Heist for me.
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Some people take Mathew 25:35-45 to heart and live their faith every day.
He’s so good at this

“Minnesotans are insisting that their neighbors are their neighbors whether they were born in Minneapolis or Mogadishu. That is, arguably, a deeply Christian philosophy, one apparently loathed by some of the most powerful Christians in America.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Honestly I like this one.
Did you hear about DC’s new supervillain? He’s an immortal sex advice columnist with aspirations of world conquest: Dan-dal Savage.
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Wonder Man.

Good morning!
January 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Watching Wonder Man

Trevor: thirteen years sober.

Bartender: congrats!

Me: that’s not true, he was high as a kite during…. Was Iron Man 3 13 years ago?!

Narrator: it sure fucking was, true believers!
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Heads up to Kitchener-area friends: avoid this fascist ghoul’s business.
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Apple Photos just made me a "Early Moments Together" collection about my long-term relationship ship with Paul Bunyan muffler men statues.
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Did you hear about DC’s new supervillain? He’s an immortal sex advice columnist with aspirations of world conquest: Dan-dal Savage.
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Bought myself something with my Indigo birthday discount.
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This sounds like a Torg plotline.
Galactica 1980, your favorite spin-off, started 46 years ago today on ABC.

"When the Battlestar Galactica finally arrives at Earth, they find they must subtly raise its tech level while protecting it from the Cylons."
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"Hmmm. Should I get a camel, or is that just racist?"
Current: $1355. Goal: $10k. Final week for Jay Ward Avatars for charity! A new avatar theme comes next week! And you can donate for a My Magical Ungulate avatar until the end of Feb! Only $50+CAD. Tax deductible! Details in jpegs! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM