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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 11h

Pedro Pascal is Spanish for Easter Pete.

ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 13h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLBX...

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 1d

I'm putting the finishing touches on BlueskyBummerBot, an AI-powered posting solution that scours the feeds for people expressing optimism or even simple innocuous good cheer and reminding them that the planet is still warming or ICE is still active, etc. This will free up a lot of peoples' time.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think the under-30 crowd is ready for the volume of hornyposting that this is going to set off from their elders.

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

Fraser and Weisz starred in the original, 1999 film "The Mummy." The movie's massive success gave a huge boost to the careers of the young actors, who have both gone on to win Oscars. https://cnn.it/3WF64Rm

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 2d

Made that mistake earlier tonight. First post in my feed was a British racist racisting Britishly. Just a midden.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 2d

The soothing lube of victory

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 2d

I think you're right, he's exactly the type that finds himself in the tradcath-to-orthobro pipeline.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 2d

I am calling it now - JD gets the bell, book and candle treatment before Easter.

Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 2d

Oh — the situation has escalated.

Pope Leo has spoken out: says "spiritual rights" of detainees should be respected and calls on the "authorities" to allow "pastoral workers" in.

"Jesus says very clearly … we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=taCi...

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 3d

The vampires from Sinners singing outside the juke.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 5d

I'll bet they were typical Lovejoy fans, going on about their Lovejoy/Catchpole (Lovepole) ship.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 6d

John Cena in the cold open to Peacemaker S2 E7 ass reaction.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 6d

What is the world coming to, when you can't trust the people who want you to move halfway across the world so that God will come back and kill you?

Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 7d

The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.

Tweet from John Podhoretz reading: "My mother was a Heritage board member for 40 years. You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba."
quoting Kevin Roberts, president of the Heritage Foundation, tweeting: "There has been speculation that
@Heritage
is distancing itself from
@TuckerCarlson
over the past 24 hours.

I want to put that to rest right now—here are my thoughts:"

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 7d

Before we go making assumptions, has anyone asked Greg Bovino if he's just a really big fan of Neil Patrick Harris? Maybe he'll show up dressed as Doogie Howser next time, and we'll all feel silly.

ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 8d

This is the kind of sectarian violence I can get behind

Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 10d

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 8d

It's not fun to realize that people who don't look like you habitually coddle you and others who do for their own safety, and realizing yes, probably even people you're close to.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 9d

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 10d

Dunno, I didn't pay enough attention to him myself

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 10d

Have *to* read, dammit. Bus station ass post.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 10d

We were not meant to so casually see a stranger's undersoul like this. You should have read Dostoevsky or something.

Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 10d

This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 10d

Unless and until he receives a better name I am calling him Poundfoolish the Flying Baby

ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 10d

Welcome to Derry isn't what I'd call good, but I will continue to tune in to see if janky wing baby gets up to some amusing antics.

ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 10d

Welcome to Derry isn't what I'd call good, but I will continue to tune in to see if janky wing baby gets up to some amusing antics.

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Alexandra Lanes @ajlanes.bsky.social · 11d

Though JavaScript is not

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 13d

Attention: I have some St. Vincent track ranking information for you.

Fast Slow Disco > Slow Slow Disco > Slow Disco

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 14d

When I try to learn German vocab

Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 14d

Gender is like mayonnaise.

It's fine in small quantities for people who like it, but some folks just will not stop smearing it all over everything.

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ghpelton.bsky.social @ghpelton.bsky.social · 14d

Cf. Bee Speaker by Adrian Tchaikovsky for more horrific ways this can backfire

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