Alexandra Lanes
@ajlanes.bsky.social
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ajlanes.bsky.social
Or, indeed, a feed line 😉
ajlanes.bsky.social
Are you really crack resistant though?
ajlanes.bsky.social
"I can't come to the phone right now as I'm having an allegorical orgy."
ajlanes.bsky.social
I think real but deliberately unflattering.
ajlanes.bsky.social
Does that require an appeal?
ajlanes.bsky.social
Equal Treatment Bench Book says “It is rarely relevant to comment on an individual’s looks, or appearance” and “Fundamental principles of equality and acceptance of diversity demand that no prejudice or difference in treatment is accorded to a person due to their appearance”
ajlanes.bsky.social
You're definitely making me hungry describing it at any rate, and I've only just had lunch!

One of the big things with broccoli for me is texture. It has to be neither too hard nor cooked into mushiness.
ajlanes.bsky.social
Oh well, back to blaming the fairies then.
ajlanes.bsky.social
Please wax lyrical about why it was special!
ajlanes.bsky.social
More hot vegetable takes please!
doctorallisona.bsky.social
I can do those!

The best broccoli I ever had was in this one restaurant in San Diego, about 20 years ago. No other broccoli will ever live up to it!
ajlanes.bsky.social
I read that as “grocery shitposting” and am now expecting hot takes about broccoli
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politicanimal.bsky.social
As a DB sufferer/fan, I love these. Particularly episode 5 (because I can understand most of it!) where rather than admit the coffee machine is broken, the BordBistro guy comes up with reasons why each passenger shouldn’t have coffee (‘From a postcolonial perspective, coffee is problematic, nein?’).
jeffjarvis.bsky.social
Fascinating: Germans love to complain about their trains never being on time. Deutsche Bahn plays for humor and sympathy by commissioning a YouTube sitcom (an Office on wheels).
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Boah, Bahn! - YouTube
BOAH, BAHN! Wir sitzen alle im selben Zug – eine Serie der Deutschen Bahn mit Anke Engelke.
www.youtube.com
ajlanes.bsky.social
Left it resting on something at an angle so the bristles got pushed in? Or just did some very angry abrasive painting?!
ajlanes.bsky.social
Yep, “bonking while trans” is always potentially criminal.
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charlotte-cane-mp.bsky.social
⚧️ As a Liberal Democrat, I stand with LGBTQ+ people and reject all discrimination. Trans women are women, trans men are men, and non-binary people are valid.

I’m proud to sign Lisa Smart MP’s letter urging the Minister to ensure the EHRC's Code of Conduct is subject to full parliamentary scrutiny.
Letter by Lisa Smart MP for Hazel Grove to Bridget Philipson MP and Minister for Women and Equalities - about the EHRC Guidance and the Need for Parliamentary Scrutiny. It asks the Minister to commit to ensuring that the updated Guidance is subject to full parliamentary scrutiny once it is laid before the Government, including a full debate and a free vote.
ajlanes.bsky.social
This is terrifying. I hope she can be protected but fear deeply for her safety.
ajlanes.bsky.social
Behaviour of a totally upstanding civilised democratic state.
earleyedition.bsky.social
An Australian woman who has not agreed to sign a waiver acknowledging she sought to 'illegally break Israel’s naval blockade' on Gaza will be “indefinitely detained” in Israel’s Ketziot prison unless she agrees to sign the waiver.
Australian woman on pro-Palestinian aid flotilla will be ‘indefinitely detained’ by Israel unless she signs waiver
Madeleine Habib, who captained the Conscience ship, was arrested by Israeli forces on 8 October and detained in Israel’s Ketziot prison
www.theguardian.com
ajlanes.bsky.social
When I read, it seems, I implicitly take on an emotional connection with the author. When I find there isn't one I feel deeply unsettled and cheated of that connection.
ajlanes.bsky.social
I read a beautiful uplifting bit of small fiction on Facebook. And then someone pointed out that it was generated by an LLM, and I felt cheated. It stopped being the kind thought of a human heart, the whimsy of observation and care, and became mere probabalistic word soup.
ajlanes.bsky.social
We need the Oxford English Dictionary on here to explain where the errant “primmer” pronunciation comes from.
ajlanes.bsky.social
Only in the sense of “more prim”
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wineecon.bsky.social
"No more than a liter of wine a day" - In the early 1950s, when French wine consumption was 140+ liters/capita, France launched the campaign "Santé Sobriété" to limit alcohol consumption. In 1954, Philippe Foré became the chief designer. #WineHistory`