Randy Pitler
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Randy Pitler
@randypitler.bsky.social
· May 30
If Trump said he was going to shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, his supporters would camp out and fight to be the first one shot.
Every name in the Epstein file should be released. Those that did not commit crimes were very likely aware of girls being trafficked and raped and stayed silent. This case needs to be a warning that money and power won’t protect you.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Every name in the Epstein file should be released. Those that did not commit crimes were very likely aware of girls being trafficked and raped and stayed silent. This case needs to be a warning that money and power won’t protect you.
Remember, Trump has the authority to release every page of the Epstein files without a vote of Congress. Don’t let him distract you.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Remember, Trump has the authority to release every page of the Epstein files without a vote of Congress. Don’t let him distract you.
TDS = someone who believes Trump tells the truth and cares on anyone other than himself.
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
TDS = someone who believes Trump tells the truth and cares on anyone other than himself.
If you’re not demanding the release of the entire Epstein file, you’re either a pedophile or in a cult.
#trump #maga #epstein #democrats #bubba
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November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you’re not demanding the release of the entire Epstein file, you’re either a pedophile or in a cult.
Senate Dems are all the football players who let go of the ball a foot outside the end zone.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Senate Dems are all the football players who let go of the ball a foot outside the end zone.
First rule of Bagel Club:
You never toast a fresh bagel.
You never toast a fresh bagel.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
First rule of Bagel Club:
You never toast a fresh bagel.
You never toast a fresh bagel.
Halloween pumpkins when you want to be cringy for your teenager.
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Halloween pumpkins when you want to be cringy for your teenager.
Sounds like Trump is on board with Democratic plans for universal health care!
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Sounds like Trump is on board with Democratic plans for universal health care!
Proud to talk about Collaborative Divorce on the Divorce Rich podcast, hosted by Jack Roessler, who pioneered the field of Divorce Financial Planning. www.buzzsprout.com/2301773/epis...
Collaborative Instead of Combative Divorce with Attorney Randy Pitler - Divorce Rich with Jacki Roessler, CDFA
Divorce doesn’t have to be a courtroom sport. We sit down with Michigan family law attorney Randy Pittler to unpack how collaborative divorce reframes the process from “win-lose” to problem solving—re...
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October 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Proud to talk about Collaborative Divorce on the Divorce Rich podcast, hosted by Jack Roessler, who pioneered the field of Divorce Financial Planning. www.buzzsprout.com/2301773/epis...
We all love the early morning videos of reactions of people who’ve won a Nobel
prize. Is this the first time we’re all waiting for the reaction of someone who didn’t win?
prize. Is this the first time we’re all waiting for the reaction of someone who didn’t win?
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
We all love the early morning videos of reactions of people who’ve won a Nobel
prize. Is this the first time we’re all waiting for the reaction of someone who didn’t win?
prize. Is this the first time we’re all waiting for the reaction of someone who didn’t win?
The Dems need to offer to vote for a clean CR if Trump releases every page of the Epstein files!
October 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Dems need to offer to vote for a clean CR if Trump releases every page of the Epstein files!
If you’re upset that many people won’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics during the Super Bowl halftime show, please tell me how many words you understood when Kendrick Lamar was performing last year?
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you’re upset that many people won’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics during the Super Bowl halftime show, please tell me how many words you understood when Kendrick Lamar was performing last year?
Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce.
The ending is like "minnow fin"
And "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in "Ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released."
The ending is like "minnow fin"
And "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in "Ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released."
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce.
The ending is like "minnow fin"
And "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in "Ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released."
The ending is like "minnow fin"
And "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in "Ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released."
We could use MAGA help with a Disney boycott, so let’s tell them this is the new Disney logo.
September 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We could use MAGA help with a Disney boycott, so let’s tell them this is the new Disney logo.
I will continue to fight for reasonable restrictions on the availability of guns to prevent the next Charlie Kirk from being shot.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I will continue to fight for reasonable restrictions on the availability of guns to prevent the next Charlie Kirk from being shot.
Reposted by Randy Pitler
The reason this ad works is not just that it appeals to a lot of Americans, but that Mallory looks and sounds like someone who genuinely cares about this.
We need more relatable and authentic candidates. Mallory is that.
We need more relatable and authentic candidates. Mallory is that.
You deserve a break on Sundays that doesn’t break the bank.
September 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The reason this ad works is not just that it appeals to a lot of Americans, but that Mallory looks and sounds like someone who genuinely cares about this.
We need more relatable and authentic candidates. Mallory is that.
We need more relatable and authentic candidates. Mallory is that.
Reposted by Randy Pitler
"Conservatives, from the bottom of the pyramid to the top, have a constant need to find outraged liberals... A policy’s success is judged not by its material impact on the world but by how many Democrats wail and moan about it." www.infinitescroll.us/p/in-search-...
In Search of Furious Liberals
If angry liberals don't exist, they will be manufactured
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August 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Conservatives, from the bottom of the pyramid to the top, have a constant need to find outraged liberals... A policy’s success is judged not by its material impact on the world but by how many Democrats wail and moan about it." www.infinitescroll.us/p/in-search-...
Trump takes credit for everything, but today he had the chance to take credit for lower crime in DC and instead lied about the crime rate to take over the police force! This speaks volumes about his motives!
August 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Trump takes credit for everything, but today he had the chance to take credit for lower crime in DC and instead lied about the crime rate to take over the police force! This speaks volumes about his motives!
Lemme guess - it will be decorated in gold.
After at least 15 years of talking about it, President Trump is building a ballroom at the White House. Work will begin this coming September, with a price tag of $200 million, the White House says.
Trump's dream of building a ballroom at the White House is becoming a reality
After at least 15 years of talking about it, President Trump is building a ballroom at the White House. Work will begin this September, with a price tag of $200 million, the White House says.
n.pr
July 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lemme guess - it will be decorated in gold.
@steveinskeep.bsky.social Are you kidding? You say that Trump is providing a distraction by talking about football names, Obama and releasing the MLK files and then talk about what’s in the MLK files?
July 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@steveinskeep.bsky.social Are you kidding? You say that Trump is providing a distraction by talking about football names, Obama and releasing the MLK files and then talk about what’s in the MLK files?
Weird autocorrect from Epstein to MLK Jr!!
Trump administration releases FBI records on MLK Jr. despite his family’s opposition
Martin Luther King III and Bernice King opposed the Trump administration's decision to release more than 240,000 pages of records concerning the slain civil rights leader.
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July 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Weird autocorrect from Epstein to MLK Jr!!
If our founding fathers didn’t draft the Declaration of Independence,
we’d basically be like Canada right now. Same rights, but we’d be nicer and have health insurance.
we’d basically be like Canada right now. Same rights, but we’d be nicer and have health insurance.
July 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If our founding fathers didn’t draft the Declaration of Independence,
we’d basically be like Canada right now. Same rights, but we’d be nicer and have health insurance.
we’d basically be like Canada right now. Same rights, but we’d be nicer and have health insurance.