Randy Pitler
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Randy Pitler
@randypitler.bsky.social
· May 30
If Trump said he was going to shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, his supporters would camp out and fight to be the first one shot.
After 2 straight years of having to google the meaning of the halftime show, next year can the NFL please have a middle-aged white guy translator explaining in real time what’s going on?
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
After 2 straight years of having to google the meaning of the halftime show, next year can the NFL please have a middle-aged white guy translator explaining in real time what’s going on?
2 things that are true at once:
1. It is very American to be able to criticize your government, especially on foreign soil, where we can show we don’t get thrown in jail for those opinions.
2. PR people should have prepped every American athlete on how to answer Trump related questions.
1. It is very American to be able to criticize your government, especially on foreign soil, where we can show we don’t get thrown in jail for those opinions.
2. PR people should have prepped every American athlete on how to answer Trump related questions.
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
2 things that are true at once:
1. It is very American to be able to criticize your government, especially on foreign soil, where we can show we don’t get thrown in jail for those opinions.
2. PR people should have prepped every American athlete on how to answer Trump related questions.
1. It is very American to be able to criticize your government, especially on foreign soil, where we can show we don’t get thrown in jail for those opinions.
2. PR people should have prepped every American athlete on how to answer Trump related questions.
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Am I the only one who thinks the Dems should throw a Hail Mary and introduce a full immigration reform bill and try to take the lead on immigration?
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Am I the only one who thinks the Dems should throw a Hail Mary and introduce a full immigration reform bill and try to take the lead on immigration?
It’s literally a cold day in hell when I agree with the NRA.
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It’s literally a cold day in hell when I agree with the NRA.
ICE did the Death Box Tactic on Renee Good and her wife.
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
ICE did the Death Box Tactic on Renee Good and her wife.
Am I the one who thinks Renee Good never saw the agent who shot her because she was distracted by the agent yelling in her window? She couldn’t intentionally hit someone she didn’t see.
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Am I the one who thinks Renee Good never saw the agent who shot her because she was distracted by the agent yelling in her window? She couldn’t intentionally hit someone she didn’t see.
You know who’s not trained and not vetted? ICE agents.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
You know who’s not trained and not vetted? ICE agents.
Another day where the Don’t Tread on Me crowd is cheering an American being tread upon.
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Another day where the Don’t Tread on Me crowd is cheering an American being tread upon.
All over right wing media people are saying “Maduro wasn’t the President.” Where is this coming from? He wasn’t the legitimate president, but he was sworn in and was running the government. Putin and Jung Un aren’t legitimate either, so when do we remove them?
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
All over right wing media people are saying “Maduro wasn’t the President.” Where is this coming from? He wasn’t the legitimate president, but he was sworn in and was running the government. Putin and Jung Un aren’t legitimate either, so when do we remove them?
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January 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Every accusation is a confession.
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
Um, we’re not radical.
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Um, we’re not radical.
Trump’s penis cost him $130,000 to Stormy Daniels, plus legal fees.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trump’s penis cost him $130,000 to Stormy Daniels, plus legal fees.
Am I the only person who thought Laura Dern was Laura Linney @smartless.bsky.social and realized was wrong when Laura Dern talked about people who think she’s Laura Linney? Just me?
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Am I the only person who thought Laura Dern was Laura Linney @smartless.bsky.social and realized was wrong when Laura Dern talked about people who think she’s Laura Linney? Just me?
@slotkin.senate.gov - Can you offer to back off on the illegal military order stuff if he helps get Lou Whitaker into the Hall of Fame?
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@slotkin.senate.gov - Can you offer to back off on the illegal military order stuff if he helps get Lou Whitaker into the Hall of Fame?
FIFA President should have told Trump they want him to wear the metal throughout the entire World Cup.
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
FIFA President should have told Trump they want him to wear the metal throughout the entire World Cup.
Why do we need a huge ballroom when no foreign leaders are going to want to visit the US?
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why do we need a huge ballroom when no foreign leaders are going to want to visit the US?
@petersagal.bsky.social No S in daylight saving time! You’re welcome.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@petersagal.bsky.social No S in daylight saving time! You’re welcome.
Only in Detroit do we get Seven Nation Army live at a football game.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Only in Detroit do we get Seven Nation Army live at a football game.
Every name in the Epstein file should be released. Those that did not commit crimes were very likely aware of girls being trafficked and raped and stayed silent. This case needs to be a warning that money and power won’t protect you.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Every name in the Epstein file should be released. Those that did not commit crimes were very likely aware of girls being trafficked and raped and stayed silent. This case needs to be a warning that money and power won’t protect you.
Remember, Trump has the authority to release every page of the Epstein files without a vote of Congress. Don’t let him distract you.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Remember, Trump has the authority to release every page of the Epstein files without a vote of Congress. Don’t let him distract you.
TDS = someone who believes Trump tells the truth and cares on anyone other than himself.
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
TDS = someone who believes Trump tells the truth and cares on anyone other than himself.