Randystwin
@randystwin.bsky.social
Tomorrow seems like a great day to get day drunk and watch wrestling
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Tomorrow seems like a great day to get day drunk and watch wrestling
"I wish the universe would give me a sign"
*looking at the coffee grounds at the bottom of my mug shaped like a skull*
"Man I should wash this"
*looking at the coffee grounds at the bottom of my mug shaped like a skull*
"Man I should wash this"
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"I wish the universe would give me a sign"
*looking at the coffee grounds at the bottom of my mug shaped like a skull*
"Man I should wash this"
*looking at the coffee grounds at the bottom of my mug shaped like a skull*
"Man I should wash this"
What new stupid online thing can I latch onto today to avoid the horrors of reality?
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
What new stupid online thing can I latch onto today to avoid the horrors of reality?
Is there actually a Leviathan that is going to destroy humanity or do we just hope there is one?
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Is there actually a Leviathan that is going to destroy humanity or do we just hope there is one?
Taking the power back by having my phone on silent all of the time. I will perceive you when I deem it fit
January 27, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Taking the power back by having my phone on silent all of the time. I will perceive you when I deem it fit
You will know you have made my inner circle when I make memes about things that you say
January 26, 2026 at 9:12 PM
You will know you have made my inner circle when I make memes about things that you say
Was the Ring of Power based on The Ring of Gyges? Or is there just 2 rings that make people invisible
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Was the Ring of Power based on The Ring of Gyges? Or is there just 2 rings that make people invisible
Haven't found a function where I can get away with wearing my "worlds sluttiest dad" shirt (I dont have kids
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Haven't found a function where I can get away with wearing my "worlds sluttiest dad" shirt (I dont have kids
New product idea: edible hair ties for
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
New product idea: edible hair ties for
You can't get in trouble if you don't get caught
January 20, 2026 at 10:48 PM
You can't get in trouble if you don't get caught
Me: maybe I need a new car
*looks at prices of new cars*
Me: maybe I need generational wealth
*looks at prices of new cars*
Me: maybe I need generational wealth
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Me: maybe I need a new car
*looks at prices of new cars*
Me: maybe I need generational wealth
*looks at prices of new cars*
Me: maybe I need generational wealth
Don't give up hope. Coming up there will be enough Godzilla content to sustain us until March next year
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Don't give up hope. Coming up there will be enough Godzilla content to sustain us until March next year
Spent my saturday night fighting a fever
January 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Spent my saturday night fighting a fever
Constantly fighting the urge to say weird shit at inopportune times
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Constantly fighting the urge to say weird shit at inopportune times
I will have you know this is my emotional support coping mechanism
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I will have you know this is my emotional support coping mechanism
Kong: Skull Island is my favorite Vietnam documentary
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Kong: Skull Island is my favorite Vietnam documentary
The love of my life is probably out there somewhere eating a rotisserie chicken in a parking lot
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The love of my life is probably out there somewhere eating a rotisserie chicken in a parking lot
My unhinged theory today is that people who left sesame street and never came back were ate by the count
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
My unhinged theory today is that people who left sesame street and never came back were ate by the count
If you really think about it, fight club was a movie about self discovery
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If you really think about it, fight club was a movie about self discovery
What is everyone's favorite pokemon? If it isn't Raichu, why are you wrong?
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
What is everyone's favorite pokemon? If it isn't Raichu, why are you wrong?
I feel if someone ever saw my Instagram reel algorithm i would be committed
January 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I feel if someone ever saw my Instagram reel algorithm i would be committed
I have come to the conclusion I could not live in the city. It is offputting to me to have more than 10 people in a grocery store
January 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I have come to the conclusion I could not live in the city. It is offputting to me to have more than 10 people in a grocery store
If humans were born having night vision would there still be scary stories?
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If humans were born having night vision would there still be scary stories?
What would the Lord of the Rings been like if the fellowship had access to a Ford F-350?
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
What would the Lord of the Rings been like if the fellowship had access to a Ford F-350?
I don't have time to focus on politics, all of my energy is going towards applying logical thinking into whimsical works of fiction
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I don't have time to focus on politics, all of my energy is going towards applying logical thinking into whimsical works of fiction