Randystwin
@randystwin.bsky.social
If humans were born having night vision would there still be scary stories?
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If humans were born having night vision would there still be scary stories?
What would the Lord of the Rings been like if the fellowship had access to a Ford F-350?
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
What would the Lord of the Rings been like if the fellowship had access to a Ford F-350?
I don't have time to focus on politics, all of my energy is going towards applying logical thinking into whimsical works of fiction
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I don't have time to focus on politics, all of my energy is going towards applying logical thinking into whimsical works of fiction
Do you think when Gulliver farted Lilliput had to put out an air quality statement?
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Do you think when Gulliver farted Lilliput had to put out an air quality statement?
I will always have something to recommend for people to watch. On the other hand, if you recommend something for me to watch i will be less likely to view it because you told me what to do
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I will always have something to recommend for people to watch. On the other hand, if you recommend something for me to watch i will be less likely to view it because you told me what to do
I keep my yearning to only food products that do not exist anymore
January 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I keep my yearning to only food products that do not exist anymore
I don't think the dating pool is terrible. I just don't think I know where to look
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I don't think the dating pool is terrible. I just don't think I know where to look
A typical season of the real housewives is as follows:
-2 people fighting over nothing
-1 person trying to shill a useless product
-3 people not doing much until they get arrested for fraud next season
-1 person's failed attempt at a music career
-Group vacation that goes sour
-2 people fighting over nothing
-1 person trying to shill a useless product
-3 people not doing much until they get arrested for fraud next season
-1 person's failed attempt at a music career
-Group vacation that goes sour
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
A typical season of the real housewives is as follows:
-2 people fighting over nothing
-1 person trying to shill a useless product
-3 people not doing much until they get arrested for fraud next season
-1 person's failed attempt at a music career
-Group vacation that goes sour
-2 people fighting over nothing
-1 person trying to shill a useless product
-3 people not doing much until they get arrested for fraud next season
-1 person's failed attempt at a music career
-Group vacation that goes sour
Why are people making recipes called "Marry Me _____"? Dude I just want chicken, not commitment and expectations
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Why are people making recipes called "Marry Me _____"? Dude I just want chicken, not commitment and expectations
There is a special place in hell for Family Vloggers
January 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
There is a special place in hell for Family Vloggers
*Points at Air-Fryer*
This sacred artifact is worshipped by my people
This sacred artifact is worshipped by my people
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
*Points at Air-Fryer*
This sacred artifact is worshipped by my people
This sacred artifact is worshipped by my people
I won the gag gift exchange last night
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I won the gag gift exchange last night
I had a thought on New Years Eve and now I can't stop thinking about a Swedish Chef version of Auld Lang Syne
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I had a thought on New Years Eve and now I can't stop thinking about a Swedish Chef version of Auld Lang Syne
Having our family christmas this weekend. So far I am happy weed is legal
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Having our family christmas this weekend. So far I am happy weed is legal
God's of gambling. May you guide my lottery ticket to victory tonight
December 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
God's of gambling. May you guide my lottery ticket to victory tonight
Reposted by Randystwin
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My new years resolution is to be more decisive. I finally landed on that after how long it took to decide what my resolution should be.
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My new years resolution is to be more decisive. I finally landed on that after how long it took to decide what my resolution should be.
My family doesn't meet up until next weekend, so my christmas today consists of beer, football, some light gambling, and my favorite soup. Life is good!
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My family doesn't meet up until next weekend, so my christmas today consists of beer, football, some light gambling, and my favorite soup. Life is good!
Not now kitten, Daddy is getting visited by 3 ghosts to teach him the meaning of the holiday spirit
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not now kitten, Daddy is getting visited by 3 ghosts to teach him the meaning of the holiday spirit
I need someone to explain to me why you cant ask what someone's favorite dinosaur is on a date? It sets the foundation of the relationship
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I need someone to explain to me why you cant ask what someone's favorite dinosaur is on a date? It sets the foundation of the relationship
I am in the finals for 2 different fantasy football leagues. If I win both I could get $1200
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I am in the finals for 2 different fantasy football leagues. If I win both I could get $1200
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
I dont kiss and tell. Mainly because I generally dont like talking to people and my love life is terrible
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I dont kiss and tell. Mainly because I generally dont like talking to people and my love life is terrible
Cold damn night. House got down to 11 degrees Celsius (51 farenheit) before the power came back on
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Cold damn night. House got down to 11 degrees Celsius (51 farenheit) before the power came back on
Nothing like a large area power outage when it is -17 celsius out. Its not going to be even looked at for another 10 hours due to safety concerns. My water is off and drained and I am hunkered down with some thick blankets
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Nothing like a large area power outage when it is -17 celsius out. Its not going to be even looked at for another 10 hours due to safety concerns. My water is off and drained and I am hunkered down with some thick blankets