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knowledge is the root of all suffering. promote illiteracy
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aight, so if pookie is diminutive... where da pook at 🤨
more like pam bonDORK, right guys?
February 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
so duuuhhhh narraAaTiv.. ain't gon fit.. won't fit
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
do y'all think melania knows this song?
youtu.be/UH4888n4YeM?...
Smell Yo Di**
YouTube video by Riskay - Topic
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
where do y'all think trump has his Epstein tramp stamp tattoo?

classic lower back, on the cheek, inside the bottom lip, or up in the inner thigh crease?
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I think this proves that Trump's life's passion is sitting around watching TV and not understanding what is happening on it...

that and raping children and stealing from the public with his best friend Jeffery Epstein
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
watching gen-pop fumble the "your fav is in the Epstein files" trump (lol) card in real time confirms that we are in the unforced error era of history
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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I think the solution to this worry is to knock all this dumb shit off
January 26, 2026 at 8:37 AM
young money be like: "...and my track infected.... URINARY! (OOoooOOO baby!)"
January 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
professional ball polisher caught polishing balls
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Republicans have the opportunity to do the funniest thing before (hopefully) fading into complete political irrelevancy (they won't tho 😔)
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
so I gather that Dave Chappelle is the black Jerry Seinfeld now?
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I legitimately believe that if we started calling europeans farthest west Asians a lot of healing could commence
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just ate a pint of talenti with not a single morsel of cookie dough in it so in retaliation I will be destroying the Catholic Church.

apologies to Martin Scorsese for this matter
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cheat code: since the only call to action people will consistently answer is to shop til they drop, tell people to buy the revolution on the tik tok shop using the coupon code "bigtittysoiledbootydubaichocolate42069stepsis" for 5% off any purchases.
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
graham platner son or jasmine crockett daughter?
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
burzum is r kelly for white people who don't bathe
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
just the goofiest configuration of reality. don't even turn it back on after the ten seconds, just leave it off FA GUD!
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
AI, in the streets: I AM THE FUTURE! YOU ARE MY SLAVES! GET RIGHT OR GET LEFT!

AI, in the sheets: plz plz touch me 🥺 I'll mess up less if u touch🥺 just once plz 🥺
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
moby dick brought the wraith to china in 1851 😮‍💨
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
hire me as a match maker, please
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
she nuzzi on my dick til my prose wood (...NUZZI!)

she Kirk on my dick til I Kirk (KIRK!)
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
"I didn't know Nick... I didn't know he was coming... he came with a few other people"
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
(seed) oil and (pasteurized) water are hostile (TOXINS!?) - health influencers
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM