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there's nothing in this room warm enough, individually or cumulatively, to justify the heat difference. at some point during summer they are going to find my roasted corpse in here and they're going to bag it up like a woolies roast chook to remove it
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the fact that it is 23c outside and inside my house, except for my bedroom, which is 28c, is making me want to engage in an Event. the windows are open, there's a cross breeze, i literally don't know what it wants from me, i don't understand
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'can't wait to get home and not be glued to my phone'
- guy who got home and got glued to a slightly bigger screen (computer) instead
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the icy treat for all occasions!
rantallion.bsky.social
if your workplace has a freezer you need to have zooper doopers in it, they are very useful in so many situations
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guy deeply off chops came into work, speaking a secret language, with a bike he definitely, probably Didn't Steal.
lured him out by letting him pick his favourite zooper dooper flavour (pink) and told him he could go eat it outside so he didn't make a mess. hooroo mate
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burger king foot lettuce died, what the hell. fly high king 🕊
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being so brave and finally changing my phone plan, saving $366 a year, hell yeah brother
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wine mums love little yellow guys
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(person i follow has rescued a very disabled cow and keeps asking for money for it, also she took in some new cats and now her original rescue cat lives on top of a high kitchen cupboard getting utis bc he is so, so unhappy with other cats in the house)
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so is taking in new animals if you aren't factoring in how they could impact the quality of life of your other animals (or vice versa) and aren't prepared to accommodate that!!!
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bro i am so pro animal rescue, but taking in more animals than you can care for and begging people for money is cooked
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yoo hoo does anyone even care about fartzilla anymore???
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remember when the stinky flower bloomed and everyone lost their shit
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he dragged those into bed with him, he's perfect
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and he won't stop repeating your words to people as if they are his own, or trying to steamroll what you're doing? take a fucken long walk off a short pier mate
rantallion.bsky.social
What's the deal with Grown Men not doing their chosen roles within the community, resulting in a negative impact on an annual social event, and then when you (A Person With Tits) step in to pick up the slack the Grown Man suddenly is super interested again