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Hope you've all listened to doctor worm at least once this morning
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hope you've all listened to doctor worm at least once this morning
went to town on this this arvo, hate how poorly utilised this bit of garden is, but the palm tree drops 1000000000000 stinky balls every summer and the soil is kinda fucked
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
went to town on this this arvo, hate how poorly utilised this bit of garden is, but the palm tree drops 1000000000000 stinky balls every summer and the soil is kinda fucked
god it's so affirming when you get a bad vibe from a person you've never met, and then have it confirmed by someone, without having to say anything. shity new neighbour CONFIRMED. bet this is how michael jordan felt when he got the ball in the net
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
god it's so affirming when you get a bad vibe from a person you've never met, and then have it confirmed by someone, without having to say anything. shity new neighbour CONFIRMED. bet this is how michael jordan felt when he got the ball in the net
moments before getting kicked off the replica endeavour for ***** * ****** ** *** ****** in 1999 :)
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
moments before getting kicked off the replica endeavour for ***** * ****** ** *** ****** in 1999 :)
the dook of enmore
(get it bc the place is actually called the duke, but he's a ferret and he goes dook, do you get it)
(get it bc the place is actually called the duke, but he's a ferret and he goes dook, do you get it)
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
the dook of enmore
(get it bc the place is actually called the duke, but he's a ferret and he goes dook, do you get it)
(get it bc the place is actually called the duke, but he's a ferret and he goes dook, do you get it)
the ghost of princess diana is back
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the ghost of princess diana is back
tbh i wouldn't be mad if they had a social media ban for people in their 30s, give me a reason to go outside
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
tbh i wouldn't be mad if they had a social media ban for people in their 30s, give me a reason to go outside
has daddy's hat come off?
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
has daddy's hat come off?
advertising ya binder on a thin person with maybe a b cup to show how 'good it is' means nothing to me!!
show me how it looks on a chunky, squishy body with big sloppy titties, ya dingus
show me how it looks on a chunky, squishy body with big sloppy titties, ya dingus
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
advertising ya binder on a thin person with maybe a b cup to show how 'good it is' means nothing to me!!
show me how it looks on a chunky, squishy body with big sloppy titties, ya dingus
show me how it looks on a chunky, squishy body with big sloppy titties, ya dingus
i hope the bugs in your hair sleep good at night
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i hope the bugs in your hair sleep good at night
it's good and normal that it's still 30c inside and outside my house at 11pm. again
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
it's good and normal that it's still 30c inside and outside my house at 11pm. again
it shouldn't be 30c in my house at 12:15am, with the windows open and fans on!
didn't realise that i was unintentionally digging my nails into my face so hard that it drew blood, because that sensation is somehow not anywhere near as uncomfortable as The Heat is. feeling normal :)
didn't realise that i was unintentionally digging my nails into my face so hard that it drew blood, because that sensation is somehow not anywhere near as uncomfortable as The Heat is. feeling normal :)
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
it shouldn't be 30c in my house at 12:15am, with the windows open and fans on!
didn't realise that i was unintentionally digging my nails into my face so hard that it drew blood, because that sensation is somehow not anywhere near as uncomfortable as The Heat is. feeling normal :)
didn't realise that i was unintentionally digging my nails into my face so hard that it drew blood, because that sensation is somehow not anywhere near as uncomfortable as The Heat is. feeling normal :)
motorbikes look cool but actually have u ever worn a leather jacket then sat inches away from a fucking engine on a 33c day? it SUCKS fyi
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
motorbikes look cool but actually have u ever worn a leather jacket then sat inches away from a fucking engine on a 33c day? it SUCKS fyi
if it ever gets below 30c today i'm gonna go to the metro, buy a $10 childrens pool and spend tomorrow in that fucker
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
if it ever gets below 30c today i'm gonna go to the metro, buy a $10 childrens pool and spend tomorrow in that fucker
don't talk to me until ive worked a 13 hour day and watched 9 hours of cow hoof trimming videos
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
don't talk to me until ive worked a 13 hour day and watched 9 hours of cow hoof trimming videos
keeping it safe
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
keeping it safe
listening to love this city and walking home on a summer evening hits pretty hard, gotta say
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
listening to love this city and walking home on a summer evening hits pretty hard, gotta say
chupa chups bucket full of 00s porn
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
chupa chups bucket full of 00s porn
power stations are so hot and mysterious to me
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
power stations are so hot and mysterious to me
$530pw for a bedsit in Newtown, only space for a single bed. What the hell bro.
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
$530pw for a bedsit in Newtown, only space for a single bed. What the hell bro.
it's normal to see an article about the ex(?) of someone you started following on instagram several years ago bc they had ferrets, being arrested and put on watchlists for planning a school shooting and spending '1000+ hours' in neo nazi discords, etc. the internet is so small sometimes?
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
it's normal to see an article about the ex(?) of someone you started following on instagram several years ago bc they had ferrets, being arrested and put on watchlists for planning a school shooting and spending '1000+ hours' in neo nazi discords, etc. the internet is so small sometimes?
this is me
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
this is me
Murphy Gubbins
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Murphy Gubbins
