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J Rap
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Father. Democrat. “Woke.” Chicago/Evanston. Rhode Island born. GO PATS! Fucking bitch.

Not PROFA.
Pinned
I’ll start. Then please join me:

“Sir, why is every word out of your mouth a lie?”
When they reinstate the draft because of all the wars he’ll get us into, the banned university list should stand.
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
@gallup.com. Just another pathetic snowflake obeying in advance.
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Guess what Merrick Garland’s doing today.

Nothing, per usual.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
So from which Native American tribe is the Ogles family?
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Be warned, none of these assholes are behaving in a way that suggests they accept there will be elections that potentially remove them from power. Ever.

This either ends poorly for all of them, or it doesn’t end.
February 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Every day that the front page headline isn’t

NEVER AGAIN? CONCENTRATION CAMPS EXPLODE IN THE U.S

is yet another tragic miscarriage of journalistic and civic responsibility.
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Concentration. Camps.

Kid. Rapists.

Wtf are we doing, folks?
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Ignore the polls.

Ignore the special election turnarounds.

They don’t plan on there being fair elections.

Fair elections = they lose.
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
His name is not Kid.

It’s Bob.

Bob grew up a rich kid in Romeo, Michigan in a 5,600-square-foot mansion on a 5.5-acre estate, which included a horse barn, tennis court, pool, and apple orchard.

And he has written lyrics that celebrate statutory rape.

Don’t be Bob.

Be Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Congrats to the Seahawks. Better team won.

As a Rhode Island born lifelong Patriots fan whose affiliation well precedes Kraft’s ownership, AND as big a MAGA hater as you can be, please do enjoy your dunking on the Pats but please also remember…

New England gave all 33 electoral votes to Kamala.
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Approximately 30% of Puerto Rican voters in Florida supported Trump in 2024.

And I wish I could tell you that with certainty that, given the chance, they wouldn’t do so again.
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Enough with the “conservatives say…” and “MAGA complains that…”

Any criticism written or broadcast following tonight’s halftime show could have been written yesterday (and likely was), and not a word nor sentiment would be any different.

Faux outrage.
Completely expected.
Vamos America Real.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
MAGA snowflakes gonna snowflake.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Bad Bunny Made Big Baby Butthurt.
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
And the award for least surprising scumbag goes to…Jake Paul.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Bad Bunny is an American citizen.

Bad Bunny is an American citizen.

Bob Ritchie (Kid Rock) grew up a rich kid in Romeo, Michigan in a 5,600-square-foot mansion on a 5.5-acre estate, which included a horse barn, tennis court, pool, and apple orchard.

Bad Bunny IS America.

Bob Ritchie is trash.
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
“Mr. President, can you please share with the American people three things you’ve done FOR them, not simply things you’ve done AGAINST others of them! Just three things, sir.”

- no WH pool reporter ever
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Prison or it didn’t happen.

#EpsteinFiles
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Schumer, Jeffries, and the Dems.

Never missing a chance to feed the thrill of victory to the pathetic jaws of defeat.
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Calling him an insufferable idiot is unfair to insufferable idiots.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Name one thing Donald Trump has done FOR Americans.

I’ll wait.
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
100+ hours straight of Joe Biden had a rough debate and he’s too old across every network

vs.

A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHO RAPED YOUNG GIRLS.

How’s that book coming along, @jaketapper.bsky.social?
a close up of a cricket crawling on the floor with the word chirp written on it .
ALT: a close up of a cricket crawling on the floor with the word chirp written on it .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
That the media isn’t commandeering the airwaves with 24-hour special reports on the clear malfeasance and criminality against underage girls perpetrated by rich, sick men is yet another unforgivable miscarried journalistic responsibility.

This is the biggest scandal of all time.

Do. Your. Job.
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The.
President.
Of.
The.
United.
States.
Credibly.
Raped.
Little.
Girls.
And.
It.
Barely.
Registers.

What the fuck are we doing?
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Does anyone still believe that Epstein killed himself?
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM