Questions the Media Won’t Ask
@raptastic.bsky.social
Is this thing on? Dedicated to the jellyfish that used to be called actual journalists before they decided to foreclose on the Fourth Estate.
Pinned
I’ll start. Then please join me:
“Sir, why is every word out of your mouth a lie?”
“Sir, why is every word out of your mouth a lie?”
The Sunday morning “news” shows have no value other than being a gaslit safe haven for bullshit.
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Sunday morning “news” shows have no value other than being a gaslit safe haven for bullshit.
Jellyfish are suing Tim Kaine for wrongful impersonation.
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Jellyfish are suing Tim Kaine for wrongful impersonation.
Margaret Brennan is an embarrassment to journalism along with so many others who’ve bent the knee.
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Margaret Brennan is an embarrassment to journalism along with so many others who’ve bent the knee.
REDACT HIM UP!
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
REDACT HIM UP!
They really are the dumbest villains.
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
They really are the dumbest villains.
At least the White House press corps will have a chance to ask the President and his spokesperson about the redactions and subsequent remova….ah who the fuck am I kidding?
Access cowardice.
Access cowardice.
December 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
At least the White House press corps will have a chance to ask the President and his spokesperson about the redactions and subsequent remova….ah who the fuck am I kidding?
Access cowardice.
Access cowardice.
Not too big a leap to believe Epstein was murdered. They redacted him too.
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Not too big a leap to believe Epstein was murdered. They redacted him too.
I will vote blue no matter who, but I will ALSO not vote for any incumbent in Congress who doesn’t take immediate ACTION on this blatant criminality.
Not just talk.
Not just threaten.
Not just tweet.
Not just cable news hits.
Actions. Subpoenas. Lawsuits. Arrests. Impeachments.
Incumbents beware.
Not just talk.
Not just threaten.
Not just tweet.
Not just cable news hits.
Actions. Subpoenas. Lawsuits. Arrests. Impeachments.
Incumbents beware.
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I will vote blue no matter who, but I will ALSO not vote for any incumbent in Congress who doesn’t take immediate ACTION on this blatant criminality.
Not just talk.
Not just threaten.
Not just tweet.
Not just cable news hits.
Actions. Subpoenas. Lawsuits. Arrests. Impeachments.
Incumbents beware.
Not just talk.
Not just threaten.
Not just tweet.
Not just cable news hits.
Actions. Subpoenas. Lawsuits. Arrests. Impeachments.
Incumbents beware.
Today would be a good day for the Dems to release the “bad” photos you have, seeing as the DOJ is already deleting the few they accidentally shared of Felonius Chunk.
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Today would be a good day for the Dems to release the “bad” photos you have, seeing as the DOJ is already deleting the few they accidentally shared of Felonius Chunk.
Redact his whole fucking presidency.
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Redact his whole fucking presidency.
Guess what Merrick Garland’s doing tonight, peeps.
Nothing. As is his way.
Nothing. As is his way.
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Guess what Merrick Garland’s doing tonight, peeps.
Nothing. As is his way.
Nothing. As is his way.
Dear Democrats,
Stop threatening.
Start doing.
Sincerely,
A weary nation
Stop threatening.
Start doing.
Sincerely,
A weary nation
December 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dear Democrats,
Stop threatening.
Start doing.
Sincerely,
A weary nation
Stop threatening.
Start doing.
Sincerely,
A weary nation
There are DOJ employees who redacted the files and they know EVERYTHING.
Find those people.
Incentivize them to talk.
Find those people.
Incentivize them to talk.
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
There are DOJ employees who redacted the files and they know EVERYTHING.
Find those people.
Incentivize them to talk.
Find those people.
Incentivize them to talk.
I don’t need the files to know this asshole raped kids.
Call him the Pedophile President. Every chance you get.
Dare him to sue you. He won’t.
Because discovery’s a bitch.
Call him the Pedophile President. Every chance you get.
Dare him to sue you. He won’t.
Because discovery’s a bitch.
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don’t need the files to know this asshole raped kids.
Call him the Pedophile President. Every chance you get.
Dare him to sue you. He won’t.
Because discovery’s a bitch.
Call him the Pedophile President. Every chance you get.
Dare him to sue you. He won’t.
Because discovery’s a bitch.
Put up or shut up time.
Dems need to stop threatening legal action and simply take it.
Day after day laws are broken with impunity. “Enough with the, ‘if you don’t…we may…”
Burn it down.
Dems need to stop threatening legal action and simply take it.
Day after day laws are broken with impunity. “Enough with the, ‘if you don’t…we may…”
Burn it down.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Put up or shut up time.
Dems need to stop threatening legal action and simply take it.
Day after day laws are broken with impunity. “Enough with the, ‘if you don’t…we may…”
Burn it down.
Dems need to stop threatening legal action and simply take it.
Day after day laws are broken with impunity. “Enough with the, ‘if you don’t…we may…”
Burn it down.
Remember when there were consequences?
That was nice.
That was nice.
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Remember when there were consequences?
That was nice.
That was nice.
In Trumpian terms, there’s a 600% chance that whatever dribble they release today does not include Dear Leader’s name but does include other notables.
a cartoon dog says squirrel while looking at a man
ALT: a cartoon dog says squirrel while looking at a man
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In Trumpian terms, there’s a 600% chance that whatever dribble they release today does not include Dear Leader’s name but does include other notables.
He announced the fucking Hunger Games.
Isn’t it well past time that Andy Kaufman emerge from his Donald Trump suit?
Isn’t it well past time that Andy Kaufman emerge from his Donald Trump suit?
December 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He announced the fucking Hunger Games.
Isn’t it well past time that Andy Kaufman emerge from his Donald Trump suit?
Isn’t it well past time that Andy Kaufman emerge from his Donald Trump suit?
“Sir, you continue to refer to the former President of the United States as ‘Sleepy Joe,’ but it appears you can barely stay awake most days?
Are you in fact the Sleepy president, sir?”
(Kicked out, banished, all-time hero)
Are you in fact the Sleepy president, sir?”
(Kicked out, banished, all-time hero)
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Sir, you continue to refer to the former President of the United States as ‘Sleepy Joe,’ but it appears you can barely stay awake most days?
Are you in fact the Sleepy president, sir?”
(Kicked out, banished, all-time hero)
Are you in fact the Sleepy president, sir?”
(Kicked out, banished, all-time hero)
Guess what Merrick Garland’s doing today?
Nothing. As per usual.
Nothing. As per usual.
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Guess what Merrick Garland’s doing today?
Nothing. As per usual.
Nothing. As per usual.
He thought he meant the Republican Party not realizing he was tweeting about the country formerly called the United States.
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He thought he meant the Republican Party not realizing he was tweeting about the country formerly called the United States.
News cycle squirrel per usual.
Epstein photos >
Botched FBI shooting investigation >
Vile Reiner tweet >
Wiles article.
And a mainstream press that can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
NO Epstein.
No healthcare plan “concepts.”
All Wiles, all day.
This is a strategy, not a coincidence.
Epstein photos >
Botched FBI shooting investigation >
Vile Reiner tweet >
Wiles article.
And a mainstream press that can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
NO Epstein.
No healthcare plan “concepts.”
All Wiles, all day.
This is a strategy, not a coincidence.
a cartoon dog says squirrel to a man
ALT: a cartoon dog says squirrel to a man
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
News cycle squirrel per usual.
Epstein photos >
Botched FBI shooting investigation >
Vile Reiner tweet >
Wiles article.
And a mainstream press that can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
NO Epstein.
No healthcare plan “concepts.”
All Wiles, all day.
This is a strategy, not a coincidence.
Epstein photos >
Botched FBI shooting investigation >
Vile Reiner tweet >
Wiles article.
And a mainstream press that can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
NO Epstein.
No healthcare plan “concepts.”
All Wiles, all day.
This is a strategy, not a coincidence.
When you need everyone else to say that you never stop working, it’s because you stopped working.
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When you need everyone else to say that you never stop working, it’s because you stopped working.
Anyone who thinks THIS is where he crossed the line is a fucking ostrich, or…MAGA.
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Anyone who thinks THIS is where he crossed the line is a fucking ostrich, or…MAGA.
FYI, deleting it doesn’t make it go away.
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
FYI, deleting it doesn’t make it go away.