Promised Consort Raquel
@raquelinere.bsky.social
She/Her. I’m small by human standards. Severe Hottie. Dad enjoyer and bad joke maker. Very stupid, but very nice. Simpsons posting afoot. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch.
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I hope when he dies Cena runs out and announces it the exact same way he did with Bin Laden
vaporub will fix me
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
vaporub will fix me
"You can't read and get hoes, show me one person who reads and has hoes."
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"You can't read and get hoes, show me one person who reads and has hoes."
Luna loves wrapping herself up in the curtains and we call this Luna's Bridal Veil
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Luna loves wrapping herself up in the curtains and we call this Luna's Bridal Veil
I found the book, and it's not amazing but I'm loving it
I'm trying to look up a book I read ages ago but all I can remember is that there's a single flower on the cover (I think a tulip but I'm not a flower expert)
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I found the book, and it's not amazing but I'm loving it
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not street smart or book smart but a secret third thing
September 3, 2023 at 11:58 PM
not street smart or book smart but a secret third thing
being sick is one of those things where like, you kinda forget how much it sucks until you're sick again.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
being sick is one of those things where like, you kinda forget how much it sucks until you're sick again.
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lmao I thought people were exaggerating about Taylor telling Sabrina that she only got 1 and half Grammys, that's so foul. like you're one of the best selling artists of all time, what do you even have to prove at this point that you have to belittle a contemporary's achievements?
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lmao I thought people were exaggerating about Taylor telling Sabrina that she only got 1 and half Grammys, that's so foul. like you're one of the best selling artists of all time, what do you even have to prove at this point that you have to belittle a contemporary's achievements?
employers love to be like "if you leave work sick that's bad" but have you ever considered if I stay and get dizzy and cough a lot it'll make me sick for longer and I'll infect everyone? checkmate
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
employers love to be like "if you leave work sick that's bad" but have you ever considered if I stay and get dizzy and cough a lot it'll make me sick for longer and I'll infect everyone? checkmate
she would've been one of those bitches calling the hospital to see if a wrestler was ok
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
she would've been one of those bitches calling the hospital to see if a wrestler was ok
@dashwallkick.bsky.social post Squeak bc I'm sick
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@dashwallkick.bsky.social post Squeak bc I'm sick
I go to work and some guy is outside protesting the store I work at and saying it hurts workers
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I go to work and some guy is outside protesting the store I work at and saying it hurts workers
sluts will always be on the right side of history
Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
sluts will always be on the right side of history
one time in elementary school we had to read a story about a guy who knew the optimal time to dunk different types of cookies in milk and that's stayed with me ever since
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
one time in elementary school we had to read a story about a guy who knew the optimal time to dunk different types of cookies in milk and that's stayed with me ever since
kinda weird of Einstein to name a theory after one of his fetishes. Theory of Relativity, whatcha doing with your cousins Albert? 🤨🤨🤨
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
kinda weird of Einstein to name a theory after one of his fetishes. Theory of Relativity, whatcha doing with your cousins Albert? 🤨🤨🤨
I just spent the past two hours in very cold weather and now I am in my house attempting to get warm
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I just spent the past two hours in very cold weather and now I am in my house attempting to get warm
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
The mind boggling thing is her messaging was "Palestinian kids deserve food and shelter and to not be bombed" like heaven forbid a woman advocate for uhhh *checks notes* human rights
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The mind boggling thing is her messaging was "Palestinian kids deserve food and shelter and to not be bombed" like heaven forbid a woman advocate for uhhh *checks notes* human rights
Buffy Posting: "Buffy lacks a string father figure." NO ONE TALKS TO RUPERT GILES THAT WAY
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Buffy Posting: "Buffy lacks a string father figure." NO ONE TALKS TO RUPERT GILES THAT WAY
everyone has to be nice to me, I'm sick
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
everyone has to be nice to me, I'm sick
my coworkers really take for granted how infrequently I don't bitch them out. I'm sorry but if you have stuff to the side for almost a week, you aren't buying it, I don't wanna hear you whine that you wanted it when it goes bye-bye.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
my coworkers really take for granted how infrequently I don't bitch them out. I'm sorry but if you have stuff to the side for almost a week, you aren't buying it, I don't wanna hear you whine that you wanted it when it goes bye-bye.
pretty cute for a sick girl
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
pretty cute for a sick girl
the barista that knows me by name and remembers my order makes it the least good, the baristas that simply take and make the order make it the best and that's how I want it
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the barista that knows me by name and remembers my order makes it the least good, the baristas that simply take and make the order make it the best and that's how I want it
Instagram algorithm showed me a new content creator and one of the bits she does is cavewoman girls girl and honestly? me love that. me love when cave girl stick up and protect girls, help me learn me deserve better
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Instagram algorithm showed me a new content creator and one of the bits she does is cavewoman girls girl and honestly? me love that. me love when cave girl stick up and protect girls, help me learn me deserve better
also I took a sick nap earlier and she slept on me like this
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
also I took a sick nap earlier and she slept on me like this