Someone in the media needs to call this guy “Sky Michelle Obama” and nuke this from orbit. They should make airplane food less healthy. They should roll a deep fryer down the aisle and make you carnival food.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Someone in the media needs to call this guy “Sky Michelle Obama” and nuke this from orbit. They should make airplane food less healthy. They should roll a deep fryer down the aisle and make you carnival food.
Everybody got that one friend that is sumptuous and golden brown and is roasting in their own juices. Why you got your legs up like that, bro 😂
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Everybody got that one friend that is sumptuous and golden brown and is roasting in their own juices. Why you got your legs up like that, bro 😂
Do not spread fake news! He damaged it by chewing on it.
After receiving an alert on Saturday that the former president’s ankle monitor had been tampered with, the Brazilian police entered Jair Bolsonaro’s home. Bolsonaro had burned the device, he told the police, days before he was to begin a 27-year prison sentence for trying to stage a coup.
How a Sabotaged Ankle Monitor Ended Bolsonaro’s House Arrest
Shortly before he was expected to start serving a 27-year sentence, Brazil’s former president took a soldering iron to his tracking device.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Do not spread fake news! He damaged it by chewing on it.
AM radio sounds like it’s being recorded inside an overturned bucket during a rainstorm. It’s awesome. What they actually talk about on there I don’t care for.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
AM radio sounds like it’s being recorded inside an overturned bucket during a rainstorm. It’s awesome. What they actually talk about on there I don’t care for.
*to the tune of Cats Cradle* Frank from Succession at the Trader Joes
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*to the tune of Cats Cradle* Frank from Succession at the Trader Joes
Do a vulgar roast
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Do a vulgar roast
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When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
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Beagle voice RERRRRRUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNHIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGRRREEERRFFHEEEEIIIERRRRRRRFFFFF! RERRRRRRRRRR
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Beagle voice RERRRRRUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNHIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGRRREEERRFFHEEEEIIIERRRRRRRFFFFF! RERRRRRRRRRR
Time to get up and goo
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Time to get up and goo
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
Buddy I wouldn’t piss on you if you were shitting
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Buddy I wouldn’t piss on you if you were shitting
My pelvic floor is in shambles
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My pelvic floor is in shambles
Freezing a turkey to 0 Kelvin and launching it into the sun
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Freezing a turkey to 0 Kelvin and launching it into the sun
*extremely quietly to myself looking around so no one hears me* fuck santa
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*extremely quietly to myself looking around so no one hears me* fuck santa
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me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
John Fetterman has announced his plans to jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
John Fetterman has announced his plans to jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.
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can you please label this as adult content? i am a public school teacher and all my 5th graders follow me
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
can you please label this as adult content? i am a public school teacher and all my 5th graders follow me
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Please don’t put it in the newspaper that Olivia Nuzzi.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Please don’t put it in the newspaper that Olivia Nuzzi.
At the sushi restaurant where they fire maki rolls directly into your mouth from a miniaturized t-shirt canon. They’re full rolls, too. They don’t cut them.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
At the sushi restaurant where they fire maki rolls directly into your mouth from a miniaturized t-shirt canon. They’re full rolls, too. They don’t cut them.
more like i’m sui gacking off
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
more like i’m sui gacking off
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beaning weanings
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
beaning weanings
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he was wildin out so I had to put him in cozy mode
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
he was wildin out so I had to put him in cozy mode
in the cuked club straight up gherkin it
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
in the cuked club straight up gherkin it
It’s going to happen soon, I can feel it. It’s going to happen on a toilet.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s going to happen soon, I can feel it. It’s going to happen on a toilet.