fae☆witch
@rawr2d2.bsky.social
Fae Empress ☆ Alt Model ☆ Muse
Bi/pan🌈 Safe space for cryptids & good humans.
Bi/pan🌈 Safe space for cryptids & good humans.
Some days, it's really difficult not to make that anonymous call to the state. I know too much, and too many people want to FAFO.
#nursinghomelife #toxicworkplace
#nursinghomelife #toxicworkplace
August 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Some days, it's really difficult not to make that anonymous call to the state. I know too much, and too many people want to FAFO.
#nursinghomelife #toxicworkplace
#nursinghomelife #toxicworkplace
August 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Residents:*going outside to sit in the heat.*
Me: *checking on them every 15 minutes* You good? Need water? 😬
Residents: 😁😁😁😁😁
Me: 🤯🤯🤯
Me: *checking on them every 15 minutes* You good? Need water? 😬
Residents: 😁😁😁😁😁
Me: 🤯🤯🤯
July 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Residents:*going outside to sit in the heat.*
Me: *checking on them every 15 minutes* You good? Need water? 😬
Residents: 😁😁😁😁😁
Me: 🤯🤯🤯
Me: *checking on them every 15 minutes* You good? Need water? 😬
Residents: 😁😁😁😁😁
Me: 🤯🤯🤯
Night shift nursing staff, please do better. It's every facility where I've worked, it's a known thing in every facility I've heard about, & the evidence is damning both from patient reports & the evidence left around facilities. Please do better. Patients deserve better. Don't f around on the job.
May 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Night shift nursing staff, please do better. It's every facility where I've worked, it's a known thing in every facility I've heard about, & the evidence is damning both from patient reports & the evidence left around facilities. Please do better. Patients deserve better. Don't f around on the job.
I'm gonna need y'all to cool it with calling anyone you don't like a narcissist. 🙄 They exist, but not every person who breaks up with you or writes a memoir or has confidence falls under that category.
May 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm gonna need y'all to cool it with calling anyone you don't like a narcissist. 🙄 They exist, but not every person who breaks up with you or writes a memoir or has confidence falls under that category.
One of our residents is telling people she was r4ped bc one of the caretakers took molded food from her refrigerator.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
May 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
One of our residents is telling people she was r4ped bc one of the caretakers took molded food from her refrigerator.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
Roommate: *shows off their old video game character which they customized, & it looks just like me*
Me: "So, you manifested me into your life. Cool cool cool." 👀
Me: "So, you manifested me into your life. Cool cool cool." 👀
April 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Roommate: *shows off their old video game character which they customized, & it looks just like me*
Me: "So, you manifested me into your life. Cool cool cool." 👀
Me: "So, you manifested me into your life. Cool cool cool." 👀
If you need me, I'll be at my desk repeating what I just said to people who aren't listening.
April 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you need me, I'll be at my desk repeating what I just said to people who aren't listening.
"Well, you certainly picked a hot day to be a good neighbor." 👀😅
Ma'am are you flirting with Mr. Ingalls? He is all the way married.
#littlehousedrama #littlehouse #littlehouseontheprairie
Ma'am are you flirting with Mr. Ingalls? He is all the way married.
#littlehousedrama #littlehouse #littlehouseontheprairie
April 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Well, you certainly picked a hot day to be a good neighbor." 👀😅
Ma'am are you flirting with Mr. Ingalls? He is all the way married.
#littlehousedrama #littlehouse #littlehouseontheprairie
Ma'am are you flirting with Mr. Ingalls? He is all the way married.
#littlehousedrama #littlehouse #littlehouseontheprairie
I'm genuinely sorry to hear about couples breaking up (especially divorces), but it's a little awkward to hear about every one of them from the husband thru my DMs.🙈😬👀
#whatdoisay #awkward #sorrybro
#whatdoisay #awkward #sorrybro
April 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm genuinely sorry to hear about couples breaking up (especially divorces), but it's a little awkward to hear about every one of them from the husband thru my DMs.🙈😬👀
#whatdoisay #awkward #sorrybro
#whatdoisay #awkward #sorrybro
When you're the one who asks the tough questions, but it's not like it's easier just because you're brave enough to ask.🙈☠️
#toughquestions #brave #imsorryimlikethis #internalscreaming
#toughquestions #brave #imsorryimlikethis #internalscreaming
March 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When you're the one who asks the tough questions, but it's not like it's easier just because you're brave enough to ask.🙈☠️
#toughquestions #brave #imsorryimlikethis #internalscreaming
#toughquestions #brave #imsorryimlikethis #internalscreaming
People walk into our facility (nursing home) & just say, "Is Pat here?"
Ma'am, this is not your 3rd grade bestie's house & we have like 9 "Pats" here. Try again.
#nursinghome #humor #pat
Ma'am, this is not your 3rd grade bestie's house & we have like 9 "Pats" here. Try again.
#nursinghome #humor #pat
March 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
People walk into our facility (nursing home) & just say, "Is Pat here?"
Ma'am, this is not your 3rd grade bestie's house & we have like 9 "Pats" here. Try again.
#nursinghome #humor #pat
Ma'am, this is not your 3rd grade bestie's house & we have like 9 "Pats" here. Try again.
#nursinghome #humor #pat
Moving hours away from family/friends means that they will tell you they miss you, tell you you need to visit, but never (or super rarely) tell you, "I'm coming to YOU!"
And I think about that each and every time someone says they miss me back in Ohio.
#missyou #movingaway #visit
And I think about that each and every time someone says they miss me back in Ohio.
#missyou #movingaway #visit
March 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Moving hours away from family/friends means that they will tell you they miss you, tell you you need to visit, but never (or super rarely) tell you, "I'm coming to YOU!"
And I think about that each and every time someone says they miss me back in Ohio.
#missyou #movingaway #visit
And I think about that each and every time someone says they miss me back in Ohio.
#missyou #movingaway #visit
Them: "You didn't say anything to me all day. Are you mad at me?"
Me: "I actually greeted you and said a few things, but you talked over me and ignored everything I was doing."
Them: 😳😬😶
Me: "I actually greeted you and said a few things, but you talked over me and ignored everything I was doing."
Them: 😳😬😶
March 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Them: "You didn't say anything to me all day. Are you mad at me?"
Me: "I actually greeted you and said a few things, but you talked over me and ignored everything I was doing."
Them: 😳😬😶
Me: "I actually greeted you and said a few things, but you talked over me and ignored everything I was doing."
Them: 😳😬😶
Me: "Have a good evening, Sir."😊
Him: "Oh, don't 'Sir' me."😝
Me: "OK. Have a good evening, Ma'am."😊
Him: 😶"...Heh...I guess that's OK."😬
Me: 😁
Him: "Oh, don't 'Sir' me."😝
Me: "OK. Have a good evening, Ma'am."😊
Him: 😶"...Heh...I guess that's OK."😬
Me: 😁
March 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Me: "Have a good evening, Sir."😊
Him: "Oh, don't 'Sir' me."😝
Me: "OK. Have a good evening, Ma'am."😊
Him: 😶"...Heh...I guess that's OK."😬
Me: 😁
Him: "Oh, don't 'Sir' me."😝
Me: "OK. Have a good evening, Ma'am."😊
Him: 😶"...Heh...I guess that's OK."😬
Me: 😁
"This one's for YOU," the visitor said, handing me a rose, "It's called 'Free Spirit'."
Everyday magic.🩷🌹
Everyday magic.🩷🌹
March 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"This one's for YOU," the visitor said, handing me a rose, "It's called 'Free Spirit'."
Everyday magic.🩷🌹
Everyday magic.🩷🌹
My favorite thing to do is hype people up so that they feel how beautiful their energy can be.🥰
The downside is that they come to expect it from me, & if I'm not careful, I end up holding up their sky for them.
#selflove #gratitude #holdingupthesky #kindness #boundaries
The downside is that they come to expect it from me, & if I'm not careful, I end up holding up their sky for them.
#selflove #gratitude #holdingupthesky #kindness #boundaries
March 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My favorite thing to do is hype people up so that they feel how beautiful their energy can be.🥰
The downside is that they come to expect it from me, & if I'm not careful, I end up holding up their sky for them.
#selflove #gratitude #holdingupthesky #kindness #boundaries
The downside is that they come to expect it from me, & if I'm not careful, I end up holding up their sky for them.
#selflove #gratitude #holdingupthesky #kindness #boundaries
I want to be cremated & made into a diamond 💎, but if I get a memorial stone, it should read,
"Had a lot of questions."
"Had a lot of questions."
February 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I want to be cremated & made into a diamond 💎, but if I get a memorial stone, it should read,
"Had a lot of questions."
"Had a lot of questions."
When you care, but you're the default complaint department, so your face just does 😐 at people after a while.
February 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When you care, but you're the default complaint department, so your face just does 😐 at people after a while.
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
My roommate got a 3d printer and made a tribute to my late tarantula, Thing.🩷🕷🥰
#tarantula #spider #spooder #3dprint #3dprinter
#tarantula #spider #spooder #3dprint #3dprinter
February 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My roommate got a 3d printer and made a tribute to my late tarantula, Thing.🩷🕷🥰
#tarantula #spider #spooder #3dprint #3dprinter
#tarantula #spider #spooder #3dprint #3dprinter
Someone: *asks rapidfire questions and misses my answering them bc they're too busy spewing more words*
Me: *calmly repeating each answer like a robot until they actually listen*
This is every day.
#trylistening #stfu #listen
Me: *calmly repeating each answer like a robot until they actually listen*
This is every day.
#trylistening #stfu #listen
February 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Someone: *asks rapidfire questions and misses my answering them bc they're too busy spewing more words*
Me: *calmly repeating each answer like a robot until they actually listen*
This is every day.
#trylistening #stfu #listen
Me: *calmly repeating each answer like a robot until they actually listen*
This is every day.
#trylistening #stfu #listen
Being a quiet person means being a sounding board for literally everyone around. Two things happen:
- I know far more than I should.
- I hear EVERYTHING.
Highly recommended if you want to catch people at their most candid.
#candid #quiet #soundingboard #knowtoomuch
- I know far more than I should.
- I hear EVERYTHING.
Highly recommended if you want to catch people at their most candid.
#candid #quiet #soundingboard #knowtoomuch
February 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Being a quiet person means being a sounding board for literally everyone around. Two things happen:
- I know far more than I should.
- I hear EVERYTHING.
Highly recommended if you want to catch people at their most candid.
#candid #quiet #soundingboard #knowtoomuch
- I know far more than I should.
- I hear EVERYTHING.
Highly recommended if you want to catch people at their most candid.
#candid #quiet #soundingboard #knowtoomuch