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This week I bought a complete set of the comic series that eventually came to be known as Star Wars: Republic. It ran from 1998 to 2005, and had stories set before Episode 1 and into Episode 3, and it became the Clone Wars comic starting from issue 50 in 2003, which is where I started reading it. 🧵
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“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass
WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...
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January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It sucks when you have stuff in common with someone and you really wanna be their friend but you have zero chemistry and all conversations fall flat

Trying to be sociable at work was a mistake
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Having a massive cock isn’t everything you know
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
damn i guess i do gotta watch this show
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 AM
can’t wait till the avengers sevenfold trailer drops
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Flick her balls
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Onion article pitch: “Closeted member of polycule comes out as Harry Potter fan”
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-t...
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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PS4 Coaster is $9.96 on Amazon buff.ly/zgJO0HK #ad
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
man fuck josh trank i want a sequel to Chronicle
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I'm on episode 3 of Pluribus and I'm starting to think that Carol and Helen were more than just friends
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Remembering when my aunt tricked me into thinking penis inspection day was real when I was going into 6th grade and I told all my friends
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
girls who swing like a grandfather clock
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Professor Oak halfway across the region when I try to use my bike indoors
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Geoff Keighley is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I Just Need To Fuck
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Being gay but liking titties is a curse
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Frustrated milf goes back in time to cuck her husband with a younger version of himself
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
The Phantom Menace
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
Attack of the Clones

Rogue One
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This week I bought a complete set of the comic series that eventually came to be known as Star Wars: Republic. It ran from 1998 to 2005, and had stories set before Episode 1 and into Episode 3, and it became the Clone Wars comic starting from issue 50 in 2003, which is where I started reading it. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
how does Etsy know in a top
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh dear
New ‘Stargate’ TV Series Ordered at Amazon From ‘Blindspot’ Creator Martin Gero variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM