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Eddie Howe on #nufc with Gordon as a striker - we need people upfront who run hard, chase down, put the opposition under pressure. Yes, but if that is so clear wtf did we buy Woltemade for. He's never that. He runs around like a baby giraffe. And, btw, these tactics don't work against the low block.
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Eddie Howe on #nufc with Gordon as a striker - we need people upfront who run hard, chase down, put the opposition under pressure. Yes, but if that is so clear wtf did we buy Woltemade for. He's never that. He runs around like a baby giraffe. And, btw, these tactics don't work against the low block.
Happy to see #nufc win away last night. I caution too much exhuberence. We should have been out of sight in the first half but we don't have any strikers. We scored and the negative mentality came back. We went into basketball mode, just clinging on at the end. Nothing changed, just Spurs are shite.
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Happy to see #nufc win away last night. I caution too much exhuberence. We should have been out of sight in the first half but we don't have any strikers. We scored and the negative mentality came back. We went into basketball mode, just clinging on at the end. Nothing changed, just Spurs are shite.
Why does Burn keep playing that round the corner ball that never finds a man. He is an absolute liability trying to play out of that corner for #nufc
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Why does Burn keep playing that round the corner ball that never finds a man. He is an absolute liability trying to play out of that corner for #nufc
I think if our defence pushed and pulled and kicked the opposition like Spurs and many others this season, #nufc would not concede half as many sloppy goals in the box.
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I think if our defence pushed and pulled and kicked the opposition like Spurs and many others this season, #nufc would not concede half as many sloppy goals in the box.
Lost more points from winning positions than anybody in the history of the 'kin world. This #nufc team drives me mad. More shite when we are winning and Spurs are throwing themselves ae everything while wimp out. Shite!
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Lost more points from winning positions than anybody in the history of the 'kin world. This #nufc team drives me mad. More shite when we are winning and Spurs are throwing themselves ae everything while wimp out. Shite!
Wtf did Howe say to #nufc at half time. Just sit back lads, no need to win the ball. Try giving them some free kicks round the box. No need for another goal. Shite.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Wtf did Howe say to #nufc at half time. Just sit back lads, no need to win the ball. Try giving them some free kicks round the box. No need for another goal. Shite.
Make no mistake. This ref will do everything he can to ensure #nufc don't go away with a win tonight. Seen it so many times with "homers"
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Make no mistake. This ref will do everything he can to ensure #nufc don't go away with a win tonight. Seen it so many times with "homers"
So glad #nufc score a minute before half time. Gives the lads the chance to calm down and not go shit after taking the lead. Just about anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
So glad #nufc score a minute before half time. Gives the lads the chance to calm down and not go shit after taking the lead. Just about anyway.
Let's be real. #nufc are showing again that when they want to win, and they need to score, How doesn't fancy playing either of our 50 million plus strikers. That's the bottom line of the success of that busines 6 months into the season.
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Let's be real. #nufc are showing again that when they want to win, and they need to score, How doesn't fancy playing either of our 50 million plus strikers. That's the bottom line of the success of that busines 6 months into the season.
Cracks me up that #nufc are playing the most suitable tactics for Woltemade in weeks, yet he is on the bench and we think Gordon will get on these crosses. Madness.
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Cracks me up that #nufc are playing the most suitable tactics for Woltemade in weeks, yet he is on the bench and we think Gordon will get on these crosses. Madness.
How is it possible that Trippier is still holding the right back position for #nufc again tonight. Nothing is ever based on how players are actually performing.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
How is it possible that Trippier is still holding the right back position for #nufc again tonight. Nothing is ever based on how players are actually performing.
It hit me at 4am. #nufc have become what ManU were last season. A team with players who are past it, others who want away, and a floundering forward line that can't score enough goals. The question is do the club hierarchy recognize this, and does Howe have the will/support to rebuild the team.
February 8, 2026 at 9:38 AM
It hit me at 4am. #nufc have become what ManU were last season. A team with players who are past it, others who want away, and a floundering forward line that can't score enough goals. The question is do the club hierarchy recognize this, and does Howe have the will/support to rebuild the team.
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Surely Leo Shahar is worth a go now no? How many more times are going to see Trippier really struggle in Premier league games before Howe rolls that dice? His lack of trust with the youth isn't helping with squad burnout #NUFC
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Surely Leo Shahar is worth a go now no? How many more times are going to see Trippier really struggle in Premier league games before Howe rolls that dice? His lack of trust with the youth isn't helping with squad burnout #NUFC
Its true that the attack for #nufc is shite. I do not know when I will see Woltemade actually shoot or Wissa find space intelligently. But fuck my old boots we messed up not strengthening at the back. These clowns have cost us half a dozen needless goals in three weeks. Tripps, man, just stop pease.
February 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Its true that the attack for #nufc is shite. I do not know when I will see Woltemade actually shoot or Wissa find space intelligently. But fuck my old boots we messed up not strengthening at the back. These clowns have cost us half a dozen needless goals in three weeks. Tripps, man, just stop pease.
Where the fuck was Trippier again for #nufc. I absolutely give up with this team. Like Dads Army. And to add insult he takes him off after that goal! Should have been sold and replace a year ago! That is down to Howe. He cannot let go of players. Shite!
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Where the fuck was Trippier again for #nufc. I absolutely give up with this team. Like Dads Army. And to add insult he takes him off after that goal! Should have been sold and replace a year ago! That is down to Howe. He cannot let go of players. Shite!
So we are set. Brentford park the bus and #nufc put 7000 crosses into the box to no-one. Possibly conceding another on the break late on. I just cross my fingers that captain chaos (Osula) can change this.
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
So we are set. Brentford park the bus and #nufc put 7000 crosses into the box to no-one. Possibly conceding another on the break late on. I just cross my fingers that captain chaos (Osula) can change this.
I've still got "we weren't outplayed" on me EH bingo card for after the game. Unless Howe makes some changes I don't see this ending well. #nufc forward play is just dire and for a team that play hard on transition it is like nobody told the lads that would happen. Shambles we are sometimes.
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I've still got "we weren't outplayed" on me EH bingo card for after the game. Unless Howe makes some changes I don't see this ending well. #nufc forward play is just dire and for a team that play hard on transition it is like nobody told the lads that would happen. Shambles we are sometimes.
Sorry but this lot have done the same as Sunderland. Spent not so much on some 'kin big lags who will run and kick all day. #nufc are a team full of players on the way down, out or just completely knackered with this stupid schedule and a squad that cannot cope. Depressing load of shit this season.
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Sorry but this lot have done the same as Sunderland. Spent not so much on some 'kin big lags who will run and kick all day. #nufc are a team full of players on the way down, out or just completely knackered with this stupid schedule and a squad that cannot cope. Depressing load of shit this season.