@razortongue.bsky.social
Living my best life in the PNW. PoliSci wonk, former Marine, linguist, musician, gamer, dog/cat dad, husband to a brilliant wife, father to a daughter who gives me hope for the future.
Here to help scoop the turds out of the punchbowl.
Here to help scoop the turds out of the punchbowl.
I’m starting to think Mike Vrabel might be the best coach the Patriots have ever had.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’m starting to think Mike Vrabel might be the best coach the Patriots have ever had.
Who do I petition to get show makers to stop using the tinnitus sound? It feels like some form of assault with how they crank it up in the mix.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Who do I petition to get show makers to stop using the tinnitus sound? It feels like some form of assault with how they crank it up in the mix.
It took me more than an entire episode of Boots to realize it was an intrinsically LGBTQ story. It’s a testament to just how gay the Marine Corps really is I guess because anyone who’s been to Parris Island would know what I’m talking about.
October 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It took me more than an entire episode of Boots to realize it was an intrinsically LGBTQ story. It’s a testament to just how gay the Marine Corps really is I guess because anyone who’s been to Parris Island would know what I’m talking about.
Buy it for the protest, keep it for the litterbox
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Buy it for the protest, keep it for the litterbox
“Ok everyone line up for a police call!”
“Hey Sergeant, I don’t think that’s what they meant…”
“IF IT DONT GROW IT GOES!”
“Hey Sergeant, I don’t think that’s what they meant…”
“IF IT DONT GROW IT GOES!”
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Ok everyone line up for a police call!”
“Hey Sergeant, I don’t think that’s what they meant…”
“IF IT DONT GROW IT GOES!”
“Hey Sergeant, I don’t think that’s what they meant…”
“IF IT DONT GROW IT GOES!”
Me: Christianity, Judaism, and Islam all equally suck.
Bluesky: FUCK YOU YOU NAZI PEDO ISLAMAPHOBE!
Bluesky: FUCK YOU YOU NAZI PEDO ISLAMAPHOBE!
July 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me: Christianity, Judaism, and Islam all equally suck.
Bluesky: FUCK YOU YOU NAZI PEDO ISLAMAPHOBE!
Bluesky: FUCK YOU YOU NAZI PEDO ISLAMAPHOBE!
I’ve been dreading this day for so long. The end of an era. Rest in peace, Prince Of Darkness. Ozzy will forever be a legend
a black and white photo of a man singing into a microphone with his mouth open .
Alt: Ozzy Osbourne singing
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’ve been dreading this day for so long. The end of an era. Rest in peace, Prince Of Darkness. Ozzy will forever be a legend
Interesting to learn Reddit has gone all-in on protecting Nazis. I just got handed a ban for warning my community about this guy.
June 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Interesting to learn Reddit has gone all-in on protecting Nazis. I just got handed a ban for warning my community about this guy.
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
Tired: defund and abolish
Wired: confront and demolish
Wired: confront and demolish
June 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Tired: defund and abolish
Wired: confront and demolish
Wired: confront and demolish
To that one dude who I guess wrote a book about the Oathkeepers but turned out to just be a thin-skinned Houston Rockets fan:
LMFAOOOOO
LMFAOOOOO
May 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
To that one dude who I guess wrote a book about the Oathkeepers but turned out to just be a thin-skinned Houston Rockets fan:
LMFAOOOOO
LMFAOOOOO
My goodness. Charmin soft. Can’t even handle the slightest bit of discourse online
April 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My goodness. Charmin soft. Can’t even handle the slightest bit of discourse online
This Procession of the Species luminary march in Olympia was awesome. It was like some ancient pagan ritual that simply celebrates life. So wholesome and fun.
April 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This Procession of the Species luminary march in Olympia was awesome. It was like some ancient pagan ritual that simply celebrates life. So wholesome and fun.
Way to make half the people watching the draft sick to their stomachs, Clay Matthews. The bar was already low for intro speeches but holy fuck.
April 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Way to make half the people watching the draft sick to their stomachs, Clay Matthews. The bar was already low for intro speeches but holy fuck.
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Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile
It’s not much, but it’s honest work
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s not much, but it’s honest work
WE HAVEN’T BEEN USING THE WORD LIGHTLY HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT
April 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
WE HAVEN’T BEEN USING THE WORD LIGHTLY HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT
I guess the big question is whether or not Cory Booker talking for a long time will actually make any real difference whatsoever.
The cynic in me says this is more of the same “norms” stuff that have been one Dem’s weakest links.
I guess I just wanna some some literal punches at this point.
The cynic in me says this is more of the same “norms” stuff that have been one Dem’s weakest links.
I guess I just wanna some some literal punches at this point.
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I guess the big question is whether or not Cory Booker talking for a long time will actually make any real difference whatsoever.
The cynic in me says this is more of the same “norms” stuff that have been one Dem’s weakest links.
I guess I just wanna some some literal punches at this point.
The cynic in me says this is more of the same “norms” stuff that have been one Dem’s weakest links.
I guess I just wanna some some literal punches at this point.
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Team Leader: Tiger One through Six are you in position
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
March 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Team Leader: Tiger One through Six are you in position
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
Starting up a fire suppression system based off of that one side of the joint that refuses to burn properly
March 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Starting up a fire suppression system based off of that one side of the joint that refuses to burn properly
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains
Hard mode: no villains
March 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains
Hard mode: no villains
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I know this first hand. When I was a child, my entire community was branded as spies and sabateurs, justifying our internment inside barbed wire camps for years without due process, trial or charge.
March 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I know this first hand. When I was a child, my entire community was branded as spies and sabateurs, justifying our internment inside barbed wire camps for years without due process, trial or charge.
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These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.