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There’s no such thing as too sweet. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him
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They can’t air the Gavin Newsom episode of Sesame Street because what should have been a routine good will engendering television appearance took a dark turn when Mr. Snuffleupagus had to restrain Gavin with his snout because he instinctively tried to murder Oscar The Grouch
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Does anyone know if the Quad Lutz is the second most difficult quad?
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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Worth watching this in full. The statement is more powerful than this quote alone. Here is is from USA Today, with alt text.

Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Can't be overstated how much the ultra wealthy are single handedly destroying the planet
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’m aware this is giving old man yelling at cloud energy, but the Olympics has me really missing my TiVo. YTTV is generally pretty good but this is highlighting its shortcomings.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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the soft launch of mass surveillance.

don’t fall for it.
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Meanwhile we’ve got a queer woman figure skater center stage in Milan? A fact that NBC Sports actually highlighted.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Why did no one tell me about the GBR ice dancing team performing to the Spice Girls
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
They keep trying to convert warehouses into “detention centers” but I’ve been told it’s too hard to turn empty offices into apartments. So they’re lying about that and/or the conditions at these prisons are terrible. I have a feeling it’s both.
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Do you think JD clapped for Charlize quoting Mandela?
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Mary Carillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #OpeningCeremony
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:

Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.

Signed,
the American people
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are

his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Patty don’t start.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
If I never see the word protein again it’ll be too soon.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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"The pedophiliac cabal of eugenicists and fascists is already full of billionaires so what does it matter if I funnel them a little more money for my favorite IP??"
February 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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I love MN
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Looking forward to taking a break from everything and enjoying The Traitors tonight.
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Weren’t there 5 just yesterday?
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms

1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.

2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.

3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
So can we have gun control, then?
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 PM