Richard Crowley
@rcrowley.org
I just try to be useful and eat pizza.
https://rcrowley.org
https://rcrowley.org
Question about Republicans: Are they stupid or evil?
Question about Democrats: Are they stupid?
Question about Democrats: Are they stupid?
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Question about Republicans: Are they stupid or evil?
Question about Democrats: Are they stupid?
Question about Democrats: Are they stupid?
Tired of hearing about the risk of electing inexperienced politicians when Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tired of hearing about the risk of electing inexperienced politicians when Chuck Schumer
What’s a Republican promise worth?
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What’s a Republican promise worth?
Is 64.7% yes on Prop 50 enough to just paint the whole state blue?
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Is 64.7% yes on Prop 50 enough to just paint the whole state blue?
The short-term solution to gerrymandering is “eat shit, Texas.” I often wonder if the long-term solution is to knock it off with geographically defined districts altogether.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The short-term solution to gerrymandering is “eat shit, Texas.” I often wonder if the long-term solution is to knock it off with geographically defined districts altogether.
I’m cackling at how many of Cuomo’s wins sound like just the most racist gated communities you can imagine.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m cackling at how many of Cuomo’s wins sound like just the most racist gated communities you can imagine.
All the IOPS you can eat, now on a smaller plate.
Coming soon: $50 PlanetScale Metal and the ability to dynamically allocate CPU and memory independent of storage size.
planetscale.com/blog/50-doll...
planetscale.com/blog/50-doll...
$50 PlanetScale Metal — PlanetScale
Introducing $50 PlanetScale Metal
planetscale.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
All the IOPS you can eat, now on a smaller plate.
Chat, is purposely starving 40 million people a high crime or misdemeanor?
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Chat, is purposely starving 40 million people a high crime or misdemeanor?
Who among conditions creates us ? never race
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Who among conditions creates us ? never race
@adamschiff.com why are you voting to seat any judge Trump nominates at all but especially right now?
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@adamschiff.com why are you voting to seat any judge Trump nominates at all but especially right now?
What in the military propaganda is going on that the Blue Angels are flying around San Francisco during a government shutdown?
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What in the military propaganda is going on that the Blue Angels are flying around San Francisco during a government shutdown?
Sam Altman is Keenan Feldspar.
September 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sam Altman is Keenan Feldspar.
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
A Watergate a day keeps the Democrats at bay.
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A Watergate a day keeps the Democrats at bay.
Reposted by Richard Crowley
PlanetScale for Postgres is now GA — PlanetScale
PlanetScale for Postgres is now generally available.
planetscale.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Chat is murder a high crime or misdemeanor?
September 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Chat is murder a high crime or misdemeanor?
What's another million IOPS between friends?
August 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What's another million IOPS between friends?
OH: "You can do anything you want in your last ride in a Waymo."
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
OH: "You can do anything you want in your last ride in a Waymo."
I am a man of sophisticated tastes.
For instance, I switch from Japanese whiskey to Bourbon to go with s’mores. Pairs well.
For instance, I switch from Japanese whiskey to Bourbon to go with s’mores. Pairs well.
August 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am a man of sophisticated tastes.
For instance, I switch from Japanese whiskey to Bourbon to go with s’mores. Pairs well.
For instance, I switch from Japanese whiskey to Bourbon to go with s’mores. Pairs well.
Just discovered an honest-to-god good use of stunnel(8). Having a great day.
August 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just discovered an honest-to-god good use of stunnel(8). Having a great day.
Lazyweb: There’s a statement from a computer science pioneer (Knuth, in my head, but it might not be him) that talked about his preference to “use my own routines” or something like that, making points about libraries, abstraction, and code reuse. I can’t find it. Anybody got a citation?
August 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lazyweb: There’s a statement from a computer science pioneer (Knuth, in my head, but it might not be him) that talked about his preference to “use my own routines” or something like that, making points about libraries, abstraction, and code reuse. I can’t find it. Anybody got a citation?
Imagine the invention of anesthesia. Someone got so high that it was medically useful.
August 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Imagine the invention of anesthesia. Someone got so high that it was medically useful.
Is Claude the new awk?
July 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is Claude the new awk?
Just used the Stop button in a web browser in the year 2025.
July 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just used the Stop button in a web browser in the year 2025.