Stone Cold Jane Austen
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I crochet, I read, I nap. Into black cats, public ed, school libraries, carbs in all forms, and bein nice. she/her
Book 14: THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER. When I say I was gagged I mean actually and literally GAGGING. The fuck. The heck. 4.5 ⭐️ everybody read it
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Book 14: THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER. When I say I was gagged I mean actually and literally GAGGING. The fuck. The heck. 4.5 ⭐️ everybody read it
We are officially snowed in, folks
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
We are officially snowed in, folks
Iced in = #HeatedRivalry craft night. Had a wonderful time making these bookmarks! The cottage one is double-sided
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Iced in = #HeatedRivalry craft night. Had a wonderful time making these bookmarks! The cottage one is double-sided
✅ Courtney Milan trilogy: downloaded
✅ power banks and ereader: charging
✅ misc groceries: stocked
✅ crochet pattern: printed
Snow weekend is a go
✅ power banks and ereader: charging
✅ misc groceries: stocked
✅ crochet pattern: printed
Snow weekend is a go
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
✅ Courtney Milan trilogy: downloaded
✅ power banks and ereader: charging
✅ misc groceries: stocked
✅ crochet pattern: printed
Snow weekend is a go
✅ power banks and ereader: charging
✅ misc groceries: stocked
✅ crochet pattern: printed
Snow weekend is a go
The gorgeous little moth ring I ordered with the last of my Christmas money came in todayyy I love her
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The gorgeous little moth ring I ordered with the last of my Christmas money came in todayyy I love her
Oh nooo casual collage craft day with friends turned into a new hyper fixation Heaven help us
January 20, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Oh nooo casual collage craft day with friends turned into a new hyper fixation Heaven help us
I made a comically long scarf that drags on the ground if I don’t loop it and I love her
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I made a comically long scarf that drags on the ground if I don’t loop it and I love her
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No book is going to turn kids into someone else. But books will regularly show kids other people like them and show those kids they're not alone. And they'll show kids other types of people who also exist. There is a large proportion of the population who are terrified of this.
January 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
No book is going to turn kids into someone else. But books will regularly show kids other people like them and show those kids they're not alone. And they'll show kids other types of people who also exist. There is a large proportion of the population who are terrified of this.
I hosted a 2026 bingo/vision/punch card party today and it went really well but mostly in remembering now that if you just give yourself some space to be creative you might actually create something. I love how these turned out
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I hosted a 2026 bingo/vision/punch card party today and it went really well but mostly in remembering now that if you just give yourself some space to be creative you might actually create something. I love how these turned out
ICE is a terrorist organization.
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
ICE is a terrorist organization.
Unfortunately, my aura farm lies fallow
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Unfortunately, my aura farm lies fallow
So I spaced out while piecing it together and kind of ended up with an 11-ft hungry caterpillar plushy. Oops!
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
So I spaced out while piecing it together and kind of ended up with an 11-ft hungry caterpillar plushy. Oops!
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"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
"2026" is a pretty futuristic-sounding year. 2027 is not. I can't explain this. The next big one is 2031. 2049 is gonna be huge.
Last finish of 2025!!! This is supposed to be #okcthunder colors but tbh it’s giving #aldi. Oh well! #crochetsky #yarnsky
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Last finish of 2025!!! This is supposed to be #okcthunder colors but tbh it’s giving #aldi. Oh well! #crochetsky #yarnsky
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Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.
Ins and Outs > Resolutions
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ins and Outs > Resolutions
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
It’s going to be warmer on Christmas than it was on Memorial Day this year and one (1) person in our household is happy about it #dogsky
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s going to be warmer on Christmas than it was on Memorial Day this year and one (1) person in our household is happy about it #dogsky
All fancied up for a holiday party tonite! Can’t remember the last time I wore lipstick
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
All fancied up for a holiday party tonite! Can’t remember the last time I wore lipstick
First flareup in a while and of course it’s the first day of winter break with a formal Yule party in 11.5 hours. That tracks.
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
First flareup in a while and of course it’s the first day of winter break with a formal Yule party in 11.5 hours. That tracks.
Keep seeing these teacher holiday gift guides on TikTok etc and I am begging you, mommy influencers, to just ask the teachers. Jfc some of these ideas
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Keep seeing these teacher holiday gift guides on TikTok etc and I am begging you, mommy influencers, to just ask the teachers. Jfc some of these ideas
Christopher Anderson is a national hero🙂↕️
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Christopher Anderson is a national hero🙂↕️
Book 187: OUTSIDE love!!!! It’s giving a #mglit mashup of like… Unwind and all the best dystopian YA fiction of the 2010s. Are there plot holes? Yeah! Who cares! Reading should be fun!!
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Book 187: OUTSIDE love!!!! It’s giving a #mglit mashup of like… Unwind and all the best dystopian YA fiction of the 2010s. Are there plot holes? Yeah! Who cares! Reading should be fun!!