Stone Cold Jane Austen
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I crochet, I read, I nap. Into black cats, public ed, school libraries, carbs in all forms, and bein nice. she/her
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
How does Disney have more money than god and their parade costumes look THAT bad
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How does Disney have more money than god and their parade costumes look THAT bad
Oh, a perfect Thanksgiving? It appears so
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Oh, a perfect Thanksgiving? It appears so
I have been overdressed for every wedding I’ve been to for the last,,, 20 years or something and it makes me so mad when people are WAY underdressed. Formal wedding tonite saw a dude in chinos (fine, whatever) with a T shirt and a ball cap??? Excuse me??
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have been overdressed for every wedding I’ve been to for the last,,, 20 years or something and it makes me so mad when people are WAY underdressed. Formal wedding tonite saw a dude in chinos (fine, whatever) with a T shirt and a ball cap??? Excuse me??
#book 178/150: THE DREAM HOTEL. Truly exceptional. Been a sec since I couldn’t put a book down and I’ll be thinking about this one for a long time.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#book 178/150: THE DREAM HOTEL. Truly exceptional. Been a sec since I couldn’t put a book down and I’ll be thinking about this one for a long time.
The thing about my entire family being on GLP1s is that there’s no fucking sense of URGENCY around breakfast
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The thing about my entire family being on GLP1s is that there’s no fucking sense of URGENCY around breakfast
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very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
Has my eye always hurt or does it only hurt now that I know I have a retinal tear?
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Has my eye always hurt or does it only hurt now that I know I have a retinal tear?
Maybe my most grumpy old man opinion but I think the normalization of vaping in public places, bringing indoor smoking back, effectively, is fucked up. I didn’t consent to ur second-hand vape, my brother in christ
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Maybe my most grumpy old man opinion but I think the normalization of vaping in public places, bringing indoor smoking back, effectively, is fucked up. I didn’t consent to ur second-hand vape, my brother in christ
It was perfect, I’m so sad it’s over
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It was perfect, I’m so sad it’s over
Reader, I was not done with part four. I missed an entire GD page of the pattern
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reader, I was not done with part four. I missed an entire GD page of the pattern
Probably 65% through All of Us Murderers and I keep putting it away bc I don’t want it to be over 😅💀 I love this book I love Zeb I want to live in the liminal space where I keep reading it forever thank you goodbye
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Probably 65% through All of Us Murderers and I keep putting it away bc I don’t want it to be over 😅💀 I love this book I love Zeb I want to live in the liminal space where I keep reading it forever thank you goodbye
Book 169/150: QUICKSLIVER. Would hand to an ACOTAR girlie but not my cup of tea
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Book 169/150: QUICKSLIVER. Would hand to an ACOTAR girlie but not my cup of tea
I made very good mushroom wild rice soup tonite. Happy DST
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I made very good mushroom wild rice soup tonite. Happy DST
Done with part 4 of Helen Shrimpton’s 2025 CAL: Solstice Star. I’m learning so much and love the community for these patterns!
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Done with part 4 of Helen Shrimpton’s 2025 CAL: Solstice Star. I’m learning so much and love the community for these patterns!
I got fluusted yesterday (flu + covid shots) and my ass has been absolutely HANDED to me today. Worth it, would do it again. Maybe just plan on getting your shots over a weekend or on a day you don’t have to work
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I got fluusted yesterday (flu + covid shots) and my ass has been absolutely HANDED to me today. Worth it, would do it again. Maybe just plan on getting your shots over a weekend or on a day you don’t have to work
Went ahead and designed our Christmas cards last nite. They’re supposed to be like a Spotify wrapped moment but now that Spotify is like…. Running ICE ads and supporting genocide and being generally shitty idk if I wanna go through with it! But they’re so cute!
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Went ahead and designed our Christmas cards last nite. They’re supposed to be like a Spotify wrapped moment but now that Spotify is like…. Running ICE ads and supporting genocide and being generally shitty idk if I wanna go through with it! But they’re so cute!
One of my top #mglit for the year I think!! Don’t let the cover fool you, this isn’t some saccharine little story about a girl and a dog. Emotional depth, growth, joy, trauma, and the most lovable fictional dog I’ve read in a long time
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
One of my top #mglit for the year I think!! Don’t let the cover fool you, this isn’t some saccharine little story about a girl and a dog. Emotional depth, growth, joy, trauma, and the most lovable fictional dog I’ve read in a long time
It may not be a “proper” darning job but I am pleased to have repaired a lovely thrifted sweater’s hole today
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It may not be a “proper” darning job but I am pleased to have repaired a lovely thrifted sweater’s hole today
Where can I even get froyo these days
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Where can I even get froyo these days