Jasper
@realbadjasper.bsky.social
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Author of Robber/Robert, a NSFW🔞🔞🔞 series about some dummy aliens who love each other. Read for free! https://robber-robert.com/ (+18 only)
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HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌

Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
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TOMORROW!!
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The Traitor & The Wretch paperbacks are in, and they look ✨AMAZING✨!!

Written by @mythjae.bsky.social
Illustrated by @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social
Cover by @fusspot.rip

Coming Oct. 10! You can preorder your paperback or ebook today on our site.
www.bonedustpress.com/shop
A photo of the paperback of the The Traitor & The Wretch showing off the shiny silver foil elements on the cover. Brown hands holding the book open to show a two page spread, revealing one of Rowan MacColl's lovely illustrations of Percy scowling down at Knell.
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I used up all my creativity coming up with his family history so he's stuck with a normal (but very large and handsome) human dick.
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Thank you so much!! Also, as a vegan who sometimes eats eggs, Percy made me feel very seen lol
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*sorry that first one should be: he's nocturnal but is usually working during the DAY, so he like never sleeps u_u
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I just wanted to say that I got the KS book and I loved these two horrible men so much I read it twice lol. Thanks for making something really cool that's 1000% my jam 🥹🪱💖
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>Hates his job but is unfortunately really good at it

>UNBELIEVABLE Service Top game, but he has no idea what that term means and his job makes everybody hate him so nobody has any idea, including him
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>His head-fin used to be a lot longer and attached to his jaw but he got it surgically cropped because it was annoying
>His jaw is extremely hard, which is useful in a job where everyone wants to punch you
>Very serious, doesn't have a great sense of humor, but that makes him really easy to bully
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Should also do Allen facts:

>He's a mix of 4 different alien species: Triclops (like Andy), Human, whatever Simon is, and ????? (probably something aquatic)
>The thing on his head IS in fact his head, it's some kind of fin-like crest that he probably inherited from mystery grandparent #4
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grabs him with my teeth and shakes him around
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>The Moon is kind of the worst place imaginable and there's no trees or grass or anything and he's stuck here now working as a janitor for an evil space mining company that's making the place actively worse every day

>Allen is 1/4th the same species, which is why he also has yellow horns and eyes
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Other miscellaneous Simon facts:

> Nocturnal, but mostly on the job at night, so he never gets good sleep
>Born and raised on his species' native planet, which is pretty uncommon at this point in the spacefaring future
>Took a cleaning job on a deep space cargo ship and got left behind on the Moon
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Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌
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Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌
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Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍
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Thought he could use his own little ref 👽👌
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Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍
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CHAPTER 1 DROPS TOMORROW. 🙂‍↕️✏️
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John Rich & The Big Picture is serialized online m/m romcom novel that begins updating NEXT WEEK. ✨🎉

1. Tell all of your friends. ✏️
2. Read it here: www.okjohnrich.site ✏️
3. Or read it here: www.tumblr.com/okjohnrich ✏️
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Fuck it I'm posting the tentacles 1/3
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omg I need that minecraft bumper sticker
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That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol.

I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
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That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol.

I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
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👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
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👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
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Got my schedule totally messed up by SPX and just realized I posted the last RR page yesterday, Wednesday, so get ready for ANOTHER page in a few minutes here lol. It's the last page of the epilogue (minus a little bonus illustration that will go up tomorrow!) Thanks for reading!!!