Coffee Roasts
@realcoffeechoco.bsky.social
Think for yourself and question authority.
If you block me, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
If you block me, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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I mean look you can try to be mad at me, but he's the thing:
Nothing you say is ruining my mood. You simply aren't that important to me.
I am giving you an opportunity to be mature and reasonable. If not, I just won't reply.
How would you like to proceed?
Nothing you say is ruining my mood. You simply aren't that important to me.
I am giving you an opportunity to be mature and reasonable. If not, I just won't reply.
How would you like to proceed?
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Think of all the hate there is in Red China.
Then take a look around, to southern Minnesota.
You may leave here for four days in space
But when you return, it's the same old place
The pounding of the drums
For Pride week's at stake
You can bury your dead
But don't forget to say grace...
Then take a look around, to southern Minnesota.
You may leave here for four days in space
But when you return, it's the same old place
The pounding of the drums
For Pride week's at stake
You can bury your dead
But don't forget to say grace...
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Think of all the hate there is in Red China.
Then take a look around, to southern Minnesota.
You may leave here for four days in space
But when you return, it's the same old place
The pounding of the drums
For Pride week's at stake
You can bury your dead
But don't forget to say grace...
Then take a look around, to southern Minnesota.
You may leave here for four days in space
But when you return, it's the same old place
The pounding of the drums
For Pride week's at stake
You can bury your dead
But don't forget to say grace...
Meanwhile, on the X....
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Meanwhile, on the X....
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is cringe fan fiction on the level of what the Boomers used to call "K/S" "slash fiction", except with less gay sex and more bad writing.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is cringe fan fiction on the level of what the Boomers used to call "K/S" "slash fiction", except with less gay sex and more bad writing.
I actually went back to the X and started posting this list over there because it just seemed like a better forum for popular culture. x.com/RealCoffeeCh...
January 24, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I actually went back to the X and started posting this list over there because it just seemed like a better forum for popular culture. x.com/RealCoffeeCh...
Kalaalit people: you missed out on a chance for $100,000 cash in your pocket.
a man sitting in a chair talking about kudos and elaine
ALT: a man sitting in a chair talking about kudos and elaine
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January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Kalaalit people: you missed out on a chance for $100,000 cash in your pocket.
Probably a gun owner too. x.com/thebabylonbe...
The Babylon Bee on X: "Far-Right Extremist Suggests Treating People Of All Races Equally https://t.co/bstAw5oCwg https://t.co/dCjrdAud97" / X
Far-Right Extremist Suggests Treating People Of All Races Equally https://t.co/bstAw5oCwg https://t.co/dCjrdAud97
x.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Probably a gun owner too. x.com/thebabylonbe...
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Interesting way to show LLMs are not thinking like humans. Like, a 5 year old might do a lot of stupid stuff, but not this kind of error, where it's drawn something that is solution-like but clearly nonsensical.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Interesting way to show LLMs are not thinking like humans. Like, a 5 year old might do a lot of stupid stuff, but not this kind of error, where it's drawn something that is solution-like but clearly nonsensical.
It didn't take long for them to start openly praising Hitler.
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 AM
It didn't take long for them to start openly praising Hitler.
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For the love of god, people, don't abandon your children just to fsck with police officers doing their job because you hate Donald Trump.
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
For the love of god, people, don't abandon your children just to fsck with police officers doing their job because you hate Donald Trump.
But is it easier to unnormalize the normal? Kinda feel like that experiment is played out now, too, and it didn't work.
*Also, they're both trying their best to normalize the un-normalizeable. That's easier said than done
January 16, 2026 at 1:31 PM
But is it easier to unnormalize the normal? Kinda feel like that experiment is played out now, too, and it didn't work.
New opinion on the Star Trek franchise after having a gander at STARFLEET ACADEMY.
a man in a red uniform says " let them die ! "
ALT: a man in a red uniform says " let them die ! "
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
New opinion on the Star Trek franchise after having a gander at STARFLEET ACADEMY.
Meanwhile, on the X....
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Meanwhile, on the X....
My favorite Scott Adams cartoons. #1
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My favorite Scott Adams cartoons. #1
What happened to that guy, did he get hit by a car or something?
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
What happened to that guy, did he get hit by a car or something?
Meanwhile, on the X....
January 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Meanwhile, on the X....
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They always block, they never have an answer for this.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
They always block, they never have an answer for this.
Interesting morning read....
The @AuthorsGuild tips its hand in its latest agitation against Amazon over Kindle's new AI-powered search feature, showing how they and other rightsholder groups are stretching and warping the copyright framework with tortured, expansive legal arguments. authorsguild.org/news/statem...
Authors Guild Raises Concerns About Kindle’s New “Ask This Book” AI Feature - The Authors Guild
The Authors Guild has significant concerns with Amazon’s new “Ask this Book” feature, which has been available since December 11, 2025, on certain Kindle devices and the Kinde iOS app. It is the most recent in a suite of new […]
authorsguild.org
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Interesting morning read....
Choose your top 75 favorite women characters.
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Choose your top 75 favorite women characters.
Antifa isn't real.
Except when it is.
Except when it is.
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Antifa isn't real.
Except when it is.
Except when it is.
Welp, that's the way the mop flops.
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Welp, that's the way the mop flops.
It is rare, but I will block people who are obvs retards.
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It is rare, but I will block people who are obvs retards.
It kinda seems like we need a reconstruction government for Minnesota?
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It kinda seems like we need a reconstruction government for Minnesota?
Wow, even Bluesky.
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Wow, even Bluesky.