Allen White (A Guy On The Internet)
@reallyguyreally.bsky.social
Weaponized autism. likes/follow's ≠ endorsement.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Aguyontheinternet
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Aguyontheinternet
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Keep them and add a first person mode. Anything less would be a disservice to Kratos.
The God of War Trilogy is getting a Remake. But the question is how 1-to-1 will these remakes be, and will they include the sex minigames? And should they?
More of our thoughts (and a poll) here: https://bit.ly/3OmCM98
More of our thoughts (and a poll) here: https://bit.ly/3OmCM98
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Keep them and add a first person mode. Anything less would be a disservice to Kratos.
If you ever feel like fucking with terrible people, go to a trump rally and play the Grindr notification sound at max volume. Watch just how many of them reach for their phones
February 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
If you ever feel like fucking with terrible people, go to a trump rally and play the Grindr notification sound at max volume. Watch just how many of them reach for their phones
Helldivers 2 might be both the least and most optimized game I've ever played. Half the time, the servers feel like they're held together with duct tape and glue. The other half, it's running smoothly without hiccups. I got zero clue how that's possible
February 16, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Helldivers 2 might be both the least and most optimized game I've ever played. Half the time, the servers feel like they're held together with duct tape and glue. The other half, it's running smoothly without hiccups. I got zero clue how that's possible
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Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
Last night, I dreamed that Nestle made a new product called "CILK". It was chocolate milk with a png of Big Chungus on the carton.
Here's my artistic recreation:
Here's my artistic recreation:
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Last night, I dreamed that Nestle made a new product called "CILK". It was chocolate milk with a png of Big Chungus on the carton.
Here's my artistic recreation:
Here's my artistic recreation:
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Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
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Average person: "Oh shit, a vampire!"
Punkitt:
Punkitt:
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Average person: "Oh shit, a vampire!"
Punkitt:
Punkitt:
Every Resident Evil game ending:
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Every Resident Evil game ending:
Can we all go back to making angelfire sites?
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Can we all go back to making angelfire sites?
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ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
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I got an email saying that they cannot review email submissions, and only receive customer support questions through this form: dis.gd/contact
I would try submitting a complaint through there.
I would try submitting a complaint through there.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I got an email saying that they cannot review email submissions, and only receive customer support questions through this form: dis.gd/contact
I would try submitting a complaint through there.
I would try submitting a complaint through there.
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
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Guys, I need you to understand this. If Kerdly becomes canon, an army of redditors will hunt Toby Fox to the ends of the Earth.
If this happens, blood will be spilled and not in a good way.
If this happens, blood will be spilled and not in a good way.
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Guys, I need you to understand this. If Kerdly becomes canon, an army of redditors will hunt Toby Fox to the ends of the Earth.
If this happens, blood will be spilled and not in a good way.
If this happens, blood will be spilled and not in a good way.
If your first experience with porn wasn't through a PSP's web browser, you never grew up.
Sorry, I get to make the rules.
Sorry, I get to make the rules.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 AM
If your first experience with porn wasn't through a PSP's web browser, you never grew up.
Sorry, I get to make the rules.
Sorry, I get to make the rules.
NO FUCKING SHOT @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social PREDICTED THIS SHIT.
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 AM
NO FUCKING SHOT @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social PREDICTED THIS SHIT.
I could see Alternatehistoryhub making this into an April Fools video.
"What if Four Loko was invented 300 years earlier?"
"What if Four Loko was invented 300 years earlier?"
thinking about that "(x) could kill a victorian child" trend and how the more interesting thought is "which eras of history could you make significantly worse by introducing original formula 4loko"
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I could see Alternatehistoryhub making this into an April Fools video.
"What if Four Loko was invented 300 years earlier?"
"What if Four Loko was invented 300 years earlier?"
Epic Fanfic level crossover @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social @melodynosurname.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Epic Fanfic level crossover @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social @melodynosurname.bsky.social
Politics is temporary.
OutKast is eternal.
OutKast is eternal.
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Politics is temporary.
OutKast is eternal.
OutKast is eternal.
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
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