Allen White (A Guy On The Internet)
@reallyguyreally.bsky.social
Weaponized autism. likes/follow's ≠ endorsement.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Aguyontheinternet
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Aguyontheinternet
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I fucking hate the fact that most fast food places don't have physical menus anymore. How am I supposed to know how much the munchkins at Dunkin cost when half the menu is nothing but advertising? Why do I need to ask the cashier how much they are instead of y'all just writing the price down? Wtf
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I fucking hate the fact that most fast food places don't have physical menus anymore. How am I supposed to know how much the munchkins at Dunkin cost when half the menu is nothing but advertising? Why do I need to ask the cashier how much they are instead of y'all just writing the price down? Wtf
If you start playing Iron Lung by King Gizzard at exactly 11:56:15, the new year will sync with the guitar solo.
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you start playing Iron Lung by King Gizzard at exactly 11:56:15, the new year will sync with the guitar solo.
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I will never understand why they replaced community submitted subtitles for this nonsense
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
It finally happened. I finally ran into a Youtube video with that awful auto-dubbing feature turned on.
The video is an interview and it's... not even watchable now. Like the auto-dubbing is just saying random nonsensical words. 😭
Why did they ever think this was a good feature to implement?
The video is an interview and it's... not even watchable now. Like the auto-dubbing is just saying random nonsensical words. 😭
Why did they ever think this was a good feature to implement?
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I will never understand why they replaced community submitted subtitles for this nonsense
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used
And they GOT RID OF IT
Merry Christmas, bitches.
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Merry Christmas, bitches.
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how it feels to show someone your oc
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
how it feels to show someone your oc
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I feel pretty good today
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I feel pretty good today
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I don't care HOW many free games you give me, I'm NOT using the Epic Games Store launcher.
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don't care HOW many free games you give me, I'm NOT using the Epic Games Store launcher.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.
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Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
"Hello, noncon fetish artist. I'd like to commission some *vanilla* art."
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Hello, noncon fetish artist. I'd like to commission some *vanilla* art."
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Took forever, but I finally got my King Gizzard book. Jason Galea's art looks amazing in this
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I'll never forgive Pepsi for calling Pepsi Max "Pepsi Zero Sugar" in the states.
YALL HAD A KICKASS NAME. WHY WOULD YOU CORPORATFY IT??????
YALL HAD A KICKASS NAME. WHY WOULD YOU CORPORATFY IT??????
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'll never forgive Pepsi for calling Pepsi Max "Pepsi Zero Sugar" in the states.
YALL HAD A KICKASS NAME. WHY WOULD YOU CORPORATFY IT??????
YALL HAD A KICKASS NAME. WHY WOULD YOU CORPORATFY IT??????
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no one's posted Peter Griffin Family Guy SOPHIE Immaterial on here so
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
no one's posted Peter Griffin Family Guy SOPHIE Immaterial on here so
Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Over 15 years later and this Robin Williams joke still gets me.
Sup
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sup
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MGS dialog:
Snake: "The McRib sandwich is back."
Raiden: "The McRib?"
Snake: "Yes. And it comes with fries."
Raiden: "Fries?"
Snake: "Made from potatoes that have been processed into small strands."
Raiden: "Potatoes?"
Snake: "...Raiden, are you fucking with me right now?"
Raiden: "Fucking?"
Snake: "The McRib sandwich is back."
Raiden: "The McRib?"
Snake: "Yes. And it comes with fries."
Raiden: "Fries?"
Snake: "Made from potatoes that have been processed into small strands."
Raiden: "Potatoes?"
Snake: "...Raiden, are you fucking with me right now?"
Raiden: "Fucking?"
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
MGS dialog:
Snake: "The McRib sandwich is back."
Raiden: "The McRib?"
Snake: "Yes. And it comes with fries."
Raiden: "Fries?"
Snake: "Made from potatoes that have been processed into small strands."
Raiden: "Potatoes?"
Snake: "...Raiden, are you fucking with me right now?"
Raiden: "Fucking?"
Snake: "The McRib sandwich is back."
Raiden: "The McRib?"
Snake: "Yes. And it comes with fries."
Raiden: "Fries?"
Snake: "Made from potatoes that have been processed into small strands."
Raiden: "Potatoes?"
Snake: "...Raiden, are you fucking with me right now?"
Raiden: "Fucking?"
I browsed a website without an adblocker for the first time in forever and it made me realize something. Porn banner ads have gone downhill. All the "hot singles in your area" scams are replaced with ai chatbot ads.
How did we regress from "go out and get laid" to "stay inside and goon to skynet"?
How did we regress from "go out and get laid" to "stay inside and goon to skynet"?
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I browsed a website without an adblocker for the first time in forever and it made me realize something. Porn banner ads have gone downhill. All the "hot singles in your area" scams are replaced with ai chatbot ads.
How did we regress from "go out and get laid" to "stay inside and goon to skynet"?
How did we regress from "go out and get laid" to "stay inside and goon to skynet"?
Guy who only drinks Red 40: "Damn, this has some Red 40 vibes."
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Guy who only drinks Red 40: "Damn, this has some Red 40 vibes."
Last night, I finally got around to repairing my PlayStation 3D Display. To say this repair was stressful is underselling it. The pic on the left shows how tiny this chip is. Pic on the right is the aftermath.
I wanna find the prick who invented surface mount components and shake them like a baby.
I wanna find the prick who invented surface mount components and shake them like a baby.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Last night, I finally got around to repairing my PlayStation 3D Display. To say this repair was stressful is underselling it. The pic on the left shows how tiny this chip is. Pic on the right is the aftermath.
I wanna find the prick who invented surface mount components and shake them like a baby.
I wanna find the prick who invented surface mount components and shake them like a baby.
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played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live