@reallynotserious.bsky.social
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Kansas City Chiefs fan
Doesn't matter what they do or don't do, it's blue no matter who.
We must support our democratic party and beloved establishment with unconditional loyalty.
DM = block
Entrepreneur
Anti-capitalist
Kansas City Chiefs fan
Doesn't matter what they do or don't do, it's blue no matter who.
We must support our democratic party and beloved establishment with unconditional loyalty.
DM = block
Pinned
I hope to gain 50 more lbs this year just as a fuck you to RFK Jr
If you are still drinking your beverages with ICE in them. You are probably a racist.
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 AM
If you are still drinking your beverages with ICE in them. You are probably a racist.
I almost started crying at the liquor store tonight. There was a Latinx woman trying to purchase a bottle of wine and the clerk asked for her ID and I was shook. She actually had her ID, but it's still so racist.
Nobody should have to show ID to purchase alcohol.
Nobody should have to show ID to purchase alcohol.
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I almost started crying at the liquor store tonight. There was a Latinx woman trying to purchase a bottle of wine and the clerk asked for her ID and I was shook. She actually had her ID, but it's still so racist.
Nobody should have to show ID to purchase alcohol.
Nobody should have to show ID to purchase alcohol.
Reminder: No group of humans have ever, throughout all of history, have had to live in worse conditions than Americans are living in 2026. And it's all because of Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Reminder: No group of humans have ever, throughout all of history, have had to live in worse conditions than Americans are living in 2026. And it's all because of Trump.
If Kamala would have won, Tennessee would have received ZERO dollars in relief and that's what they would get for being a red state.
He doesn’t even try to hide the fact that whether people in a particular state get disaster relief from the federal government depends entirely on partisan politics.
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If Kamala would have won, Tennessee would have received ZERO dollars in relief and that's what they would get for being a red state.
I thought people in Seattle were better than this.
ICE is terrorizing America and the Seattle Seahawks stadium is jam packed. It's horrifying to me that Seattle is mostly MAGA or just don't care.
ICE is terrorizing America and the Seattle Seahawks stadium is jam packed. It's horrifying to me that Seattle is mostly MAGA or just don't care.
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I thought people in Seattle were better than this.
ICE is terrorizing America and the Seattle Seahawks stadium is jam packed. It's horrifying to me that Seattle is mostly MAGA or just don't care.
ICE is terrorizing America and the Seattle Seahawks stadium is jam packed. It's horrifying to me that Seattle is mostly MAGA or just don't care.
This country is experiencing the worst winter storm in world history thanks to Trump's denial of climate change.
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 AM
This country is experiencing the worst winter storm in world history thanks to Trump's denial of climate change.
Reminder to New England Patriots fans
You are supporting sexual abuse towards women if you watched the playoff game. They don't care what Stephon Diggs did to women because he can play good football.
The New England Patriots hate women and so do their fans.
You are supporting sexual abuse towards women if you watched the playoff game. They don't care what Stephon Diggs did to women because he can play good football.
The New England Patriots hate women and so do their fans.
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Reminder to New England Patriots fans
You are supporting sexual abuse towards women if you watched the playoff game. They don't care what Stephon Diggs did to women because he can play good football.
The New England Patriots hate women and so do their fans.
You are supporting sexual abuse towards women if you watched the playoff game. They don't care what Stephon Diggs did to women because he can play good football.
The New England Patriots hate women and so do their fans.
If a restaurant or bar offers ICE in their drinks, they are supporting fascism and you should not give them your business.
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 AM
If a restaurant or bar offers ICE in their drinks, they are supporting fascism and you should not give them your business.
If you are out at a bar or restaurant.
Order your drinks with NO ICE and say it loud and proud when you order. We need to take a stand against tyranny.
Order your drinks with NO ICE and say it loud and proud when you order. We need to take a stand against tyranny.
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
If you are out at a bar or restaurant.
Order your drinks with NO ICE and say it loud and proud when you order. We need to take a stand against tyranny.
Order your drinks with NO ICE and say it loud and proud when you order. We need to take a stand against tyranny.
The Patriots letting Diggs play in the playoffs after he just sexually assaulted a woman is disgusting.
I didn't know Patriots fans were such scumbags.
I didn't know Patriots fans were such scumbags.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The Patriots letting Diggs play in the playoffs after he just sexually assaulted a woman is disgusting.
I didn't know Patriots fans were such scumbags.
I didn't know Patriots fans were such scumbags.
Last night I was at the bar and when I ordered my whiskey sour, I said to the bartender rather loudly.
"Whiskey sour please, NO ICE because FUCK ICE"
and everyone clapped and he gave me my drink for free. I tipped him and women started approaching me. It was a good night.
"Whiskey sour please, NO ICE because FUCK ICE"
and everyone clapped and he gave me my drink for free. I tipped him and women started approaching me. It was a good night.
January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Last night I was at the bar and when I ordered my whiskey sour, I said to the bartender rather loudly.
"Whiskey sour please, NO ICE because FUCK ICE"
and everyone clapped and he gave me my drink for free. I tipped him and women started approaching me. It was a good night.
"Whiskey sour please, NO ICE because FUCK ICE"
and everyone clapped and he gave me my drink for free. I tipped him and women started approaching me. It was a good night.
I just threw out almost an ounce of weed to protest Trump executive order which rescheduled cannabis from 1 to 3.
Weed is now fascism. I hope everyone does the same.
Weed is now fascism. I hope everyone does the same.
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I just threw out almost an ounce of weed to protest Trump executive order which rescheduled cannabis from 1 to 3.
Weed is now fascism. I hope everyone does the same.
Weed is now fascism. I hope everyone does the same.
If you went shopping on Black Friday, you might be a nazi.
Participating in colonialism which led to capitalism is an act of support for a fascist regime.
Participating in colonialism which led to capitalism is an act of support for a fascist regime.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If you went shopping on Black Friday, you might be a nazi.
Participating in colonialism which led to capitalism is an act of support for a fascist regime.
Participating in colonialism which led to capitalism is an act of support for a fascist regime.
Our only policy on which democrat to vote for in a primary (we don't mind if they skip the primary too).
Just vote for whoever President Obama tells us to vote for. It's that simple.
Just vote for whoever President Obama tells us to vote for. It's that simple.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Our only policy on which democrat to vote for in a primary (we don't mind if they skip the primary too).
Just vote for whoever President Obama tells us to vote for. It's that simple.
Just vote for whoever President Obama tells us to vote for. It's that simple.
Even thought some of us are a little pissed at our beloved Democrats right now. But we will still vote blue no matter who always and forever.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Even thought some of us are a little pissed at our beloved Democrats right now. But we will still vote blue no matter who always and forever.
Here's a picture of what used to be the most significant, important and stunning historical building in world history.
Trump just demolished it.
Trump just demolished it.
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Here's a picture of what used to be the most significant, important and stunning historical building in world history.
Trump just demolished it.
Trump just demolished it.
I'm honestly not sure what's worse.
Oct 20 (the day Trump literally demolished the White House)
or
Jan 6 (the worst insurrection that the world has ever seen)
Oct 20 (the day Trump literally demolished the White House)
or
Jan 6 (the worst insurrection that the world has ever seen)
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I'm honestly not sure what's worse.
Oct 20 (the day Trump literally demolished the White House)
or
Jan 6 (the worst insurrection that the world has ever seen)
Oct 20 (the day Trump literally demolished the White House)
or
Jan 6 (the worst insurrection that the world has ever seen)
I just heard a Trump supporter say he supports King Trump 2028.
I am scared shitless right now
I am scared shitless right now
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I just heard a Trump supporter say he supports King Trump 2028.
I am scared shitless right now
I am scared shitless right now
If you are cheering for the 49ers than you are cheering for MAGA.
Do better.
Do better.
October 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If you are cheering for the 49ers than you are cheering for MAGA.
Do better.
Do better.
About a month ago it was extremely hot outside. Now it's getting cold.
Climate change is real and fuck Trump for not focusing on green energy. The weather can't change this drastically this fast. A 40 degree difference in just a few weeks? This is so scary.
Climate change is real and fuck Trump for not focusing on green energy. The weather can't change this drastically this fast. A 40 degree difference in just a few weeks? This is so scary.
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
About a month ago it was extremely hot outside. Now it's getting cold.
Climate change is real and fuck Trump for not focusing on green energy. The weather can't change this drastically this fast. A 40 degree difference in just a few weeks? This is so scary.
Climate change is real and fuck Trump for not focusing on green energy. The weather can't change this drastically this fast. A 40 degree difference in just a few weeks? This is so scary.
Just to be clear. Even though we are extremely unhappy with the actions of the democratic party. We will still vote for them and support them unconditionally.
We don't chant "vote blue no matter who, no matter what they do!" for no reason now.
We don't chant "vote blue no matter who, no matter what they do!" for no reason now.
I honestly think the Democratic Party is finished as a political entity. Working Families Party, do your thing. I’ve seen enough.
95 democrats, including @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social voted to "honor" the life of charlie kirk, who called for joe biden to be killed and said black women like justice ketanji brown jackson are unqualified affirmative action hires.
shame.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
shame.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Just to be clear. Even though we are extremely unhappy with the actions of the democratic party. We will still vote for them and support them unconditionally.
We don't chant "vote blue no matter who, no matter what they do!" for no reason now.
We don't chant "vote blue no matter who, no matter what they do!" for no reason now.
We all loved censorship until it happened to Jimmy Kimmel, because we like him and our beloved democrats need propagandists like him.
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We all loved censorship until it happened to Jimmy Kimmel, because we like him and our beloved democrats need propagandists like him.
It's okay to be intolerant of intolerance.
But it's not okay to be intolerant of our intolerance towards intolerance.
Just to be clear.
But it's not okay to be intolerant of our intolerance towards intolerance.
Just to be clear.
September 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It's okay to be intolerant of intolerance.
But it's not okay to be intolerant of our intolerance towards intolerance.
Just to be clear.
But it's not okay to be intolerant of our intolerance towards intolerance.
Just to be clear.
How to tell if someone is a fascist:
Bring up a political or social issue.
If the person disagrees with anything, that immediately qualifies them as fascist.
Be careful out there, there are a lot of them.
Bring up a political or social issue.
If the person disagrees with anything, that immediately qualifies them as fascist.
Be careful out there, there are a lot of them.
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
How to tell if someone is a fascist:
Bring up a political or social issue.
If the person disagrees with anything, that immediately qualifies them as fascist.
Be careful out there, there are a lot of them.
Bring up a political or social issue.
If the person disagrees with anything, that immediately qualifies them as fascist.
Be careful out there, there are a lot of them.
I actually just had someone tell me IRL that "not everything has to be about Trump"
Um, I beg to differ. Everything is Trump and our lives are devoted to discussing him and all of the bad things the TV says he does.
Um, I beg to differ. Everything is Trump and our lives are devoted to discussing him and all of the bad things the TV says he does.
May 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I actually just had someone tell me IRL that "not everything has to be about Trump"
Um, I beg to differ. Everything is Trump and our lives are devoted to discussing him and all of the bad things the TV says he does.
Um, I beg to differ. Everything is Trump and our lives are devoted to discussing him and all of the bad things the TV says he does.