Sir_LANs-a-lot
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Any American medium that fails to cover the largest protests in American history is failing in the basic mission of informing the public about the facts.
#NoKings
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Pay VERY close attention to the sender's address when you get what appears to be a legitimate password management request. In this instance the sender is not "Microsoft", but R N icrosoft, the R & N close together look like a lowercase 'm' at first glance.
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Do you think Bethesda might finally announce a Fallout 3 remaster on the 23rd? (Maybe even a NV one as well?)
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"What appeared to be AI"

Nah bruh, it was for realz, I swear - He really *was* flying a jet, wearing a crown, dumping shit on American citizens.

FFS NYT, what is wrong with you?
How DARE you demonstrate his senility with facts!

The audacity!
We can only assume he's gets put on these show to show what a weak, worthless, spineless individual he is and not for any political merit.
"You're getting a stiff sentence, even if it doesn't stand up in court".
I'm sure all of the other world leaders are looking at this and thinking, "Yeah, he really owned those libs" and not just face-palming calling him a "f*cking pr1ck".
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The instruction for NYC are simple:

The deadline to register to vote is October 25th, THIS coming Sat. Do NOT sleep on this. Get everyone you know who lives in NYC and is not a voter registered.

Then map out your plan to vote. Build in the possibility of bad weather, traffic or some other
Seriously though, where is the line?

WTF are Republicans thinking that this is "THEIR GUY"?

Why TF has that man-child not been forcefully punted from power yet?

Absolutely shameful for actual patriots like the ones protesting yesterday.
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Well, I'm all for building up a stronger European alliance.
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No Kings protesters in NJ & VA get to take all that energy to the polls now in very important elections in their states 2 weeks from now. Make your voices heard in the streets & at the ballot box. Vote against all Trump allies/enablers & send a message to the rest of them for us.
Great, now I'm gonna have to change my login password again.
What would the alternative to NATO be to ensure the UKs security?

Genuine question, not trying to be snarky or anything.
Well, no - I wouldn't trust Trump to turn on a light switch, but NATO doesn't just consist of America, does it?
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🇺🇸 🔥 That. Was. Impressive.

We are watching America reassert itself and its values from the grassroots up. The world saw you and we have huge hope invested in you.
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A President who reposts a picture of himself piloting a jet that’s dumping shit on America’s citizens exercising their rights to free speech shouldn’t be President.

What so hard to understand?