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David Hill

@realteuchterdavid.bsky.social

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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · Jun 30

Lol blocked by myself.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · Jun 30

Anyway my account was scammed off me. I was daft. So if you get weird dms it's not me.

David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · Jun 29

Went to a cool wee place called the Devil's Pulpit. Down the steep stairs to this beautiful gorge. If you've watched Outlander it's apparently a location in that

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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 6h

3-0 up at halftime lads

Low angle selfie of me and my 14yo daughter wearing our Falkirk scarves

The pitch and stands at the Falkirk stadium

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's repeating punchline was "which witch is which"

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 1d

Really looking forward to having 100 kids knocking on the door tonight with the same joke to tell 👍

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 1d

Really looking forward to having 100 kids knocking on the door tonight with the same joke to tell 👍

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 3d

Eldest daughter's shirt number has become very amusing to all her teammates and opponents recently

Pic of a red and black striped football shirt with the number 67 on the back

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 3d

Fair play. I'm still sitting in my pj's and dressing gown

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 3d

You'll do well!

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 3d

Hello. I am walking home drunk again.

Selfie. White 45yo man wearing glasses with light brown messy hair. A wall, a hedge and the road behind me. Im wearing a big green coat with a furry hood.

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 15d

PS sorry Shodai isn't having a good tournament

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 15d

Watched the London sumo tournament cause of @shodaiswife.bsky.social
It's fucking brilliant! I should have listened to you sooner

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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 17d

Had a wee bit of a scary experience last night. Eldest daughter was supposed to be at a sleepover but called to get picked up cause she was coming out in a rash. It covered her body and she started struggling with breathing. Clearly an allergic reaction. Trip to a&e until 2.30am but luckily...

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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 26d

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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 27d

So funny. Only 749 of them there too. Disappointed that my Bairns couldn't win like they deserved to

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 27d

a close up of a man making a surprised face

Alt: a close up of a man making a surprised face

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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 27d

Heard you called my dishwasher a cunt. I expect a full apology and retraction.

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 28d

See my next post

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 28d

Cuck chair in the toilet?

A fancy tiled bathroom with a green velvet chair right beside the toilet

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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 28d

Guys, I'm staying in a place with a sauna and steamroom in my suite. Amazing. It's my sis in laws 40th and I ain't paying

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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 28d

Well this has come back to bite me on the arse. Both daughters now obsessed with Hamilton and going to the Glasgow show of it in December. Hamilton songs playing fucking incessantly 🙄

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · Aug 11

"My name is Hamilton and I'm here to say..." level of lyrics

David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · Aug 11

13yo decided she wanted to watch Hamilton. I've never seen it. She's watching it now. Wtf was all the fuss for, it's terrible shite