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David Hill
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Hi. Its me back on this account. I was hacked/scammed out of this account then they tried to scam mutuals by DM. Sorry if you got a weird DM from me, it wasn't me! Very funny that my alt account @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social is still blocked by this one
Hi
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My dug loves his wee squeaky ball
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The Biff put on a great show. Annabel had happy tears streaming down her face for the first 5 songs.
Eldest daughter has been a massive Biffy Clyro fan since she was wee so here we are at the Hydro.
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Eldest daughter has been a massive Biffy Clyro fan since she was wee so here we are at the Hydro.
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Drunk af
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Absolutely beautiful weather earlier when we went for a walk. This view is looking down to the Clyde valley from hills above Kilmacolm
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Merry Christmas ab'dy
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Taken from my back door
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Was happily enjoying another beer and rewatching the Expanse but I just remembered im going to be woken very early
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
2nd year of us hosting Christmas and I am becoming a Christmas hater as a result
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Drew my father in law for the family secret santa so I've just ordered a calendar with a different pic of me for each month as part of his gift
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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From my dug walk earlier
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Tonight's repeating punchline was "which witch is which"
Really looking forward to having 100 kids knocking on the door tonight with the same joke to tell 👍
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Lmao, Kenny MacAskill just defected to YP
They saw the rise and fall of the Alba party and thought yep I'll have some of that.
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Got steaming cause the clocks are going back.
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I am once again promoting my patreon, where I now have tiers for physical prints and zines every month. I am taking this very seriously. I am taking a stand for art and laughter
www.patreon.com/MichaelKuppe...
October 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Had an absolutely brilliant morning coaching my daughter's u14 team. We won away 7-1 then got lunch on the way home to celebrate
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🤭 looks like i made your party Scotland turn off replies
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pooer Farty Scotland
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Only water passes my lips,
only..beer passes my throat, hup"
Fall Sound

#fallfriday
Fall Sound
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Went on a primary school trip with youngest daughter's class to whitelee wind farm today. Was actually pretty good but the bus there and back 🫤
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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As we await a verdict in the trial of Soldier F, another reminder that in 2010 the Bloody Sunday inquiry found

- the killings were unjustified
- none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns
- no warnings were given
- no soldiers were under threat
- the troops were the first to open fire
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I think Trump should demolish all of the White House
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM