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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 19h

If I had a nickel for every sad boy who tried to convince me "No Woman, No Cry" meant you only cry because of women, I'd have a bunch of fucking nickels.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 1d

I will always appreciate a brunch spot that will bring me bottomless mimosas and French fries. Just let me be a goblin. I won't bother anyone.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

Dropped a "I don't think this person has the mental capacity for the amount of authority you've given them, and I have no desire to clean up after them when they screw it all up" in my exit interview.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

The government trying to float that circumcision can lead to autism is just....c'mon man. I know these dudes only think with their dicks, but they can't be that fuckin' dumb.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I got a contract starting on the 20th that has nothing to do with AI Slop. It's just wholly fulfilling to tell tech bros to go fuck themselves.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

Quitting your toxic, AI-coated job and then getting all you can drink tickets for hockey is a great Thursday.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly! One was pre game, one was the Kiss Cam

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

Two proposals at the Lightning game tonight. FIND SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE, BROS.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

There's an old finance bro whose name sounds really similar to a famous wrestler, and a bunch of fans at the Lightning game just got disappointed.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

Home at last. #GoBolts

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 3d

Turned in my notice to the contracting company that currently employs me, and dropped a solid ten minute rant that the company they assigned me to is a dumpster fire that'll be bankrupt in a year.

They told the company that I was leaving because I was offered a longer contract elsewhere.

COWARDS.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 3d

I used Twitter to crowdsource myself a date 15 years ago. Then I proposed with a couple hundred people tagging @anywhoodles.bsky.social with Hashtag Say Yes.

Social media used to be awesome, instead of it now being a hellscape where evil people say weird shit for engagement.

✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 3d

God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 4d

NAILED IT.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 5d

Note: If you're a headhunter for a job, don't start an e-mail with the word "Unfortunately" if all you're reporting is you haven't heard back yet. I don't need that kind of stress when I get the push notification that only shows me the first few words of an e-mail.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 5d

Note: If you're a headhunter for a job, don't start an e-mail with the word "Unfortunately" if all you're reporting is you haven't heard back yet. I don't need that kind of stress when I get the push notification that only shows me the first few words of an e-mail.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 8d

Now.... They're the system. And we're all just kind of fucked.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 8d

Half of the anti-cancel culture push has been just a rehash of the mid-80s Married With Children humor, but it all ignored the basis of the joke was boobs were funny because the system was stacked against him, and it's all he had.

It's why Hooters worked, it was rebelling against the system.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 10d

I need to find these silent majority people who look around and think to themselves, "Yep, this is alright." Even the folks in charge are so pissed off about every fucking thing. Is there anyone out there content right now?

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 12d

One of your liberal friends is going to use the phrase "This isn't who we are" today, and you need to punch that person in the face. Because if they're still that fucking clueless, then they're better off unconscious.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 12d

"There's one retired schoolteacher in Oxford Mississippi who might have to switch to generic soda if federal funding is ended, so let's sign a deal that makes everyone's lives worse."

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 12d

Is there a single person in existence that doesn't just assume Jeffries and Schumer will roll over on their own constituents and take a shitty deal today? Nothing enshrines Democratic leadership more than "Please don't let anyone that might be important face actual consequences for any reason"

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 13d

Dear God, or Jesus, or Travolta's Guy, please let one of those four star generals just dropkick this moron in the taint at that stupid speech tomorrow. Just let one member of the military have a spine and punt this douche into next week.

xoxo forever,

RD

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 13d

The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control, being described by staffers as “manic.”

Pentagon Pete's 'Manic' Meltdowns Exposed by Aides

The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 13d

"You're going to sit here until there's an even-strength goal, so help me..."

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 13d

Seconding the "Popcorn was definitely a Target thing" notion. The day I walked into a Target and didn't smell popcorn was the day I stopped looking at Target like a fun shopping trip and it became "Just get me my cheap plates and cups."

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 15d

Hello, beautiful.

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 16d

I can't get enough of Pikachu and Eevee vibing to Hechicero's theme.

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