Reasonable Doubt
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Distinguished Degenerate. Ybor City almost killed us again.
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Dying laughing at the 49ers kicker going for a studs-up tackle and missing
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Dying laughing at the 49ers kicker going for a studs-up tackle and missing
Eddie Pineiro going for a textbook tackle. Someone get him an off-season deal playing soccer.
January 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Eddie Pineiro going for a textbook tackle. Someone get him an off-season deal playing soccer.
I think once your arms are wrapped around a guy's waist before the ball gets to him, that should be interference.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I think once your arms are wrapped around a guy's waist before the ball gets to him, that should be interference.
YOOOOOOO THAT WAS AMAZING
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
YOOOOOOO THAT WAS AMAZING
If Adam Trautman can get involved, I would appreciate it. #HailGamblor
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If Adam Trautman can get involved, I would appreciate it. #HailGamblor
Dammit. Had this last week and no dice.
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Dammit. Had this last week and no dice.
Whenever it gets cold (40 degrees or lower), my download speed plummets to less than a megabit per second. Then as it warms up during the day, it goes back to normal.
Gotta think there's a physical reason for this.
Gotta think there's a physical reason for this.
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Whenever it gets cold (40 degrees or lower), my download speed plummets to less than a megabit per second. Then as it warms up during the day, it goes back to normal.
Gotta think there's a physical reason for this.
Gotta think there's a physical reason for this.
Now they sent me an offer for the Weller Antique 107 for sixty five bucks.
I don't know if they're just stupid over there, or really desperate for the sales numbers. Either way, I just got a really expensive bottle of bourbon for less than half price.
I don't know if they're just stupid over there, or really desperate for the sales numbers. Either way, I just got a really expensive bottle of bourbon for less than half price.
Got a bottle of Weller 12 for the price of a bottle of Special Reserve, and I'm doing a little dance in the parking lot over it.
My local liquor store has been trying to get the really good bonded stuff from their corporate office for over a year now, so I go in and order some high-priced stuff often enough to stay on their "HEY WE GOT GOOD SHIT COMING IN" list. Just got offered a bottle of Weller 12 Year. HELL YEAH.
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Now they sent me an offer for the Weller Antique 107 for sixty five bucks.
I don't know if they're just stupid over there, or really desperate for the sales numbers. Either way, I just got a really expensive bottle of bourbon for less than half price.
I don't know if they're just stupid over there, or really desperate for the sales numbers. Either way, I just got a really expensive bottle of bourbon for less than half price.
Local news blaring headlines of LOCAL GRADUATION RATES BREAKING RECORDS--ignoring that the graduation requirements got lowered last year so you're not even required to take Algebra to graduate anymore.
But if you change the way facts are reported, then everything looks great!
But if you change the way facts are reported, then everything looks great!
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Local news blaring headlines of LOCAL GRADUATION RATES BREAKING RECORDS--ignoring that the graduation requirements got lowered last year so you're not even required to take Algebra to graduate anymore.
But if you change the way facts are reported, then everything looks great!
But if you change the way facts are reported, then everything looks great!
Once again, shout out to the idea of putting car tint on all the windows in the house. Electric bill is manageable, house never gets above 77 in the summer, and even when it gets to the 40s and 50s, I don't see the temperature inside go lower than 65 or so.
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Once again, shout out to the idea of putting car tint on all the windows in the house. Electric bill is manageable, house never gets above 77 in the summer, and even when it gets to the 40s and 50s, I don't see the temperature inside go lower than 65 or so.
People underestimate how much fun it is to treat sports betting like a scratch ticket. Is an offensive lineman going to score? Probably not! But I'm willing to pay two bucks because it'll be funny as hell if it hits! #HailGamblor
January 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM
People underestimate how much fun it is to treat sports betting like a scratch ticket. Is an offensive lineman going to score? Probably not! But I'm willing to pay two bucks because it'll be funny as hell if it hits! #HailGamblor
About 20 years ago, media got flooded with characters who were affable sociopaths (Barney Stinson, Don Draper, House, the Sherlock that was played by Bareback Humpersnatch, etc.), and some dudes made that their entire personality without being charming like those actors are.
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
About 20 years ago, media got flooded with characters who were affable sociopaths (Barney Stinson, Don Draper, House, the Sherlock that was played by Bareback Humpersnatch, etc.), and some dudes made that their entire personality without being charming like those actors are.
If the Senate is about to review funding for the Department of Homeland Security, seems like a great time for a Senator with a spine to start a filibuster. Not an e-mailed in "I FILIBUSTER" press release, but stand up there and start talking. Don't stop until someone notices. BE THE MINORITY PARTY.
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If the Senate is about to review funding for the Department of Homeland Security, seems like a great time for a Senator with a spine to start a filibuster. Not an e-mailed in "I FILIBUSTER" press release, but stand up there and start talking. Don't stop until someone notices. BE THE MINORITY PARTY.
The military is out there shooting people in the street, but don't you worry--the Senate voted to install a plaque yesterday.
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 AM
The military is out there shooting people in the street, but don't you worry--the Senate voted to install a plaque yesterday.
Where's the polymarket for "That dumbass ICE contractor got a tattoo or equipment sticker to commemorate a confirmed kill" because I need to drop a mortgage payment on that one.
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Where's the polymarket for "That dumbass ICE contractor got a tattoo or equipment sticker to commemorate a confirmed kill" because I need to drop a mortgage payment on that one.
With that dress, @willowwrestles.bsky.social is a hat away from being ready for the Gasparilla Parade. #AEWDynamite
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
With that dress, @willowwrestles.bsky.social is a hat away from being ready for the Gasparilla Parade. #AEWDynamite
We're, like, four impeachments away from getting this all sorted out. Don't you worry. Democrats have this all plotted out.
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We're, like, four impeachments away from getting this all sorted out. Don't you worry. Democrats have this all plotted out.
I dated a girl for about six months. Years later, I was interviewing for a job, and the interviewer asked me if I knew this person. I shrugged it off, because it didn't end poorly.
The interviewer hands me a printed out MySpace page where this girl wrote 100 things she missed about me.
The interviewer hands me a printed out MySpace page where this girl wrote 100 things she missed about me.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I dated a girl for about six months. Years later, I was interviewing for a job, and the interviewer asked me if I knew this person. I shrugged it off, because it didn't end poorly.
The interviewer hands me a printed out MySpace page where this girl wrote 100 things she missed about me.
The interviewer hands me a printed out MySpace page where this girl wrote 100 things she missed about me.
Every time someone calls for the President to be impeached, they should have a hand emerge from their phone and slap them in the face. It won't stop them being a stupid fucking idiot, but it'll at least point them out in public so you can avoid them.
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Every time someone calls for the President to be impeached, they should have a hand emerge from their phone and slap them in the face. It won't stop them being a stupid fucking idiot, but it'll at least point them out in public so you can avoid them.
If you take an interception 98 yards for a TD, you should be exempt from the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on the celebration.
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If you take an interception 98 yards for a TD, you should be exempt from the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on the celebration.
When you have "Morning Mimosa" tea, might as well have a proper pairing.
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
When you have "Morning Mimosa" tea, might as well have a proper pairing.
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I’ll be watching this 5,000 times
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’ll be watching this 5,000 times