Reasonable Doubt
@reasonabledoubt.bsky.social
Distinguished Degenerate. Ybor City almost killed us again.
Rays Beach Day in Honduras today!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Rays Beach Day in Honduras today!
Just saw a dude stare a bottle of Louis XIII cognac and say, "Louis the Eighth? What's that?"
I am holding on to my white hot rage, but only barely.
I am holding on to my white hot rage, but only barely.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just saw a dude stare a bottle of Louis XIII cognac and say, "Louis the Eighth? What's that?"
I am holding on to my white hot rage, but only barely.
I am holding on to my white hot rage, but only barely.
Good morning.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Good morning.
Vacation time!
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Vacation time!
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Tell me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-
Tell me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Tell me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-
Tell me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-
On vacation. This is your warning that the next ten days will be photos of tropical landscapes and drunken escapades at a craps table. Unfollow accordingly.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
On vacation. This is your warning that the next ten days will be photos of tropical landscapes and drunken escapades at a craps table. Unfollow accordingly.
Damn, GrubHub. I didn't know you were like that.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Damn, GrubHub. I didn't know you were like that.
My mother, my sister, and my niece are all in one house alone for Thanksgiving. This is the premise for the worst Hallmark movie, because my entire family is horrible.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My mother, my sister, and my niece are all in one house alone for Thanksgiving. This is the premise for the worst Hallmark movie, because my entire family is horrible.
Y'all, @pftompkins.bsky.social rolling out on Dropout with "WHAT'S UP DIPSHITS" as Santa remains wild
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Y'all, @pftompkins.bsky.social rolling out on Dropout with "WHAT'S UP DIPSHITS" as Santa remains wild
50 cent trifecta hit for $300 in the second race and everything is beautiful.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
50 cent trifecta hit for $300 in the second race and everything is beautiful.
"Is this heaven?"
"No. It's the horse track."
"No. It's the horse track."
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Is this heaven?"
"No. It's the horse track."
"No. It's the horse track."
Going to be a beautiful day today. Opening Day of the 100th anniversary season of Tampa Bay Downs.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Going to be a beautiful day today. Opening Day of the 100th anniversary season of Tampa Bay Downs.
Okada/Dorada on free television tomorrow night? Good heavens. #AEWDynamite
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Okada/Dorada on free television tomorrow night? Good heavens. #AEWDynamite
I kind of want to cap it at King Felix and Rollins.
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I kind of want to cap it at King Felix and Rollins.
I was ordering snacks for my trip next week and pulled up "Nerd clusters" and got offered prenatal vitamins.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I was ordering snacks for my trip next week and pulled up "Nerd clusters" and got offered prenatal vitamins.
This city has some wild views sometimes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This city has some wild views sometimes.
Sometimes you see a horse and immediately check the claiming price.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sometimes you see a horse and immediately check the claiming price.
....I should call her.
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
....I should call her.
Republicans will have you believe an immigrant shows up in America, gets to skip the system, gets free healthcare, gets a house with an affordable mortgage, and a six figure job where they don't have to do any work.
Which, ironically, is what happens to the immigrants the President has sex with.
Which, ironically, is what happens to the immigrants the President has sex with.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Republicans will have you believe an immigrant shows up in America, gets to skip the system, gets free healthcare, gets a house with an affordable mortgage, and a six figure job where they don't have to do any work.
Which, ironically, is what happens to the immigrants the President has sex with.
Which, ironically, is what happens to the immigrants the President has sex with.
Folks on Twitter and Facebook had themselves convinced of secret codes that pedophiles would use to send each other messages, and here's Epstein e-mailing out "Had fun fucking that 14 year old with you this weekend, same time next month?" and shit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Folks on Twitter and Facebook had themselves convinced of secret codes that pedophiles would use to send each other messages, and here's Epstein e-mailing out "Had fun fucking that 14 year old with you this weekend, same time next month?" and shit.
Start piecing the dates of those Epstein emails to the dates in the DOJ indictment timeline when it comes out they were told to move forward with their case.
I'll wait.
Just keep track of the dates.
I'll wait.
Just keep track of the dates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Start piecing the dates of those Epstein emails to the dates in the DOJ indictment timeline when it comes out they were told to move forward with their case.
I'll wait.
Just keep track of the dates.
I'll wait.
Just keep track of the dates.
This is just a normal Saturday at 2:45 in Ybor. #BloondandGuts #AEW
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This is just a normal Saturday at 2:45 in Ybor. #BloondandGuts #AEW
Made fresh cookies, and I'm arguing the class warfare subplot structures in Home Alone.
The guy with the hockey stick saw the cop chasing Kevin, came in for a clean slide through the knees to take the cop out, gets up, makes sure there's no blood on the ice, then skates away.
That's an ally.
The guy with the hockey stick saw the cop chasing Kevin, came in for a clean slide through the knees to take the cop out, gets up, makes sure there's no blood on the ice, then skates away.
That's an ally.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Made fresh cookies, and I'm arguing the class warfare subplot structures in Home Alone.
The guy with the hockey stick saw the cop chasing Kevin, came in for a clean slide through the knees to take the cop out, gets up, makes sure there's no blood on the ice, then skates away.
That's an ally.
The guy with the hockey stick saw the cop chasing Kevin, came in for a clean slide through the knees to take the cop out, gets up, makes sure there's no blood on the ice, then skates away.
That's an ally.
You have to appreciate that some of the most "CHRISTMAS IS FOR DECEMBER" militants in my life are just throwing in the towel on Thanksgiving entirely this year.
People are broke. On multiple levels.
People are broke. On multiple levels.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You have to appreciate that some of the most "CHRISTMAS IS FOR DECEMBER" militants in my life are just throwing in the towel on Thanksgiving entirely this year.
People are broke. On multiple levels.
People are broke. On multiple levels.