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ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican!

@reboundsmom.bsky.social

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Same as on Twitter. Still like K-pop, cranky cats, and that GIF of Jason Momoa opening the chair. Chronically online since 1991.

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ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · Jun 2

Was it the "la di da di da" part from King's Dead that was the dealbreaker at the conclave?

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · Jun 1

when he's right he's right

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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 3h

Even if this ended tomorrow, those who were paid to terrorize their neighbors are not magically going to turn into people capable of peaceful coexistence.

I shudder to think of what that means for our society — and of course particularly for those who were targeted — in the long term. 2/2

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ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 3h

"Teacher! Mr. FIRE! Ari was mean to ICE! Do something Mr. FIRE!"

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 3h

RUSSELL VOUGHT WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE TO SURRENDER YOUR PETS TO KILL SHELTERS BY THE END OF YEAR: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL

Blurry TV Headlines @blurrytvheadlines.numbergoup.com · 1d

FEDERAL LAYOFFS WILL BE IN THE THOUSANDS: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 3h

RIP Chop :(

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 3h

Good to know everyone at TP is as smug and unattractive as St. Charlie was.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 7h

I offer my own Lego brick to everyone else's good comments and it is: the aesthetics of disability or ill health. Marty Makary talking about how upsetting it was to him to see autistic kids acting out, like it makes the parents look bad because it's embarrassing and unsexy.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 8h

To take your Seinfeld reference and stretch it to a tortured end, he's like Russell Dalrymple and I wish him a very happy Greenpeace expedition.

Bob Balaban as Russell Dalrymple on Seinfeld. He is a middle-aged man with balding wavy hair and a closely-trimmed beard. He is wearing glasses and a suit and tie. He is sitting at a restaurant table, eating pasta.

A grainy screenshot of a scene from Seinfeld: three men in red jackets and caps are in a small red boat in choppy waters. One of these men is the character Russell Dalrymple, a bespectacled man with receding hair and a closely-trimmed beard.

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Natsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 11h

Can we start trying to convince these people that it's actually quite easy to escape capitalism by going off-grid on a raft in international waters

A bunch of solar stills for fresh water, solar-powered aquaponic system for food, they can be free of society and they can also free us of them

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 11h

My mentions are full of lefties telling me that the US is a hopelessly fascist country full of selfish people who would sell out democracy for a cheeseburger and I’ll kindly invite all of you to walk into the ocean

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ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 9h

Or if you're Russ, you walk out on your wife and daughters.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 10h

Right? Why is Jared being so smirky about this? There are plenty of hostages' families who have been pissed at Netanyahu for not caring and he thinks this is funny.

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Steve Randy Waldman @interfluidity.com · 12h

feudalism is when you must do as the most pathetic people you encounter demand because they have the power to have you murdered.

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ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 12h

Is it a given that Vance would pick Johnson? He's actually not obligated to.

apnews.com/article/fact...

House speaker is not next in line to replace vice president

Partly false. It is true that the vice president is next in line for the presidency. But the leader of the House of Representatives is not next in line for the vice presidency.

apnews.com

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 12h

I really think Benny Johnson rides some sort of fart-sniffing high off the fact he's the only conventionally attractive man in the MAGA movement.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 12h

What's stopping you from posting a link to the Wikipedia article (which has the famous picture at the top of the page) instead of posting the picture itself? From your comments here I'm getting a distinct whiff of "everyone else is so dumb and they need me to give them some tough love".

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 12h

"I was advocating for a ceasefire and hostage deal before it was cool"

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 12h

Oh, I think it's actually great that we're informed about what kind of a guy larry is. I'd hate to see him show up at a party and people don't know how much he loves to sneer at others.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 12h

Guaranteed at least one of the people in their squad is a heavy user themselves.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 13h

Elon doin' a solid for his good pal Jared Leto

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 13h

1) This is genuinely a nice story
2) It made me immediately think of the fake YouTube thumbnail from a few years ago so I had to run to Photoshop and make a clumsy pic

Very clumsy Photoshop of a fake YouTube thumbnail, that now reads "UBER DRIVER GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND WALKED AROUND TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME?" A 20-something-looking guy is on the right, making a confused, slack-jawed face and raising his right palm up.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 14h

Mamdani loves NYC so much. I can't wait to vote for him.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16h

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 14h

I'd love to make this a component of Woke 2: "No One Wants Your Ugly House, Dude."

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 14h

Weirdly, I think they actually *do* want people to conceive of them. It's some sort of ego thing where even though they don't like other people, they hope other people will like them and want to visit them. They get the boost of being The One Who Rejects.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 16h

Seriously, sorry to people who have bad reactions to Ativan because I know that exists, but for me it's a total miracle. Pair it with a Shake Shack meal after not eating anything for 17 hours and you will get knocked out but good.

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 1d

"Please let me know which of these pairs of horn-rimmed glasses make me look most like a sexy librarian."

ReboundsMummy. Keep Future Away from the Vatican! @reboundsmom.bsky.social · 1d

Some tips for acing your MRI: take 2 Ativan the night before, take 2 more an hour before, have a great staff that gets you prepped 15 minutes early, get super lucky and find out the scan is only going to take 20 minutes instead of 60, play Pat Finnerty's Try That in a Small Town review in your head