Natsuka
octopodeeznuts.bsky.social
Natsuka
@octopodeeznuts.bsky.social
FORTRAN, Perl, and dotfile de-spaghettifier
she/they bi 🏳️‍⚧️ autist 📄 '89
GOP delenda est
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the problem with pecan pie is not the pecans. it's the deadly amount of karo syrup in the rest of the pie
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My granny and grandpa had several huge pecan trees in their back yard in south Texas. Every Thanksgiving visiting them as a kid, my cousins and i ran around collecting buckets and buckets of pecans. I love pecans. By themselves and in chocolate chip cookies.

Pumpkin pie >>> pecan pie
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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To be blunt, most people's lesson from "listen to marginalized voices" was "find the first person who claims to be marginalized and agrees with my priors and use it as a permission structure to call the ones who disagree with me uncle toms"
I genuinely do not think it is possible for non marginalized people to uplift marginalized voices at least through something as crude as social media shares. I Basically never see someone share a marginalized perspective they disagree with, so then all you are doing is amplifying your own view.
But people like MRO are doing the whole "Listen 👏 to 👏 Palestinians" and presenting their most deranged poasters, kinda like the weird Hasbarah accounts who do the same thing with Jews, and the Jewish Voice you should Listen to ends up being Meir freaking Kahane ימ"ש
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We also really can't forget the ~20% who seem to be motivated by a desire to abuse, subjugate, or dominate others, even if it means the in-group get fewer treats, because seeing the out-group get hit with sticks is a sufficient carrot for them

LBJ's "lowest white man" quote was dead-on
So many popular theories of politics are guided by open contempt for the electorate and nothing else. “Just give the dumb schmucks more treats and they’ll love you” - what if that’s wrong, actually? What if human beings are often guided by ideas and beliefs?
Obamacare should have included a provision where everybody gets mailed a $100 prepaid debit card every year they can use exclusively to purchase medications; dim Midwesterners who vote for President based on their opinion of the infield fly rule love that shit.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
my "Not Nick Fuentes" T-shirt has people asking etc etc
If you’re not Muslim, don’t protest a mosque.

Regardless of what’s happening inside.

That’s what you sound like.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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I think people should realize here that Mark Kelly is a very savvy politician who doesn't really move from where his constituents are and is notoriously careful because he's a democrat from Arizona.

The fact that he's doing this isn't just presidential ambition, it means his voters want it.
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I hope that everyone who wrote that Dems were the Forever War Party and that Trump was a peace candidate gets drafted
*aggressive whinging noises*: "Yes I was completely fucking wrong and everyone could tell at the time I was wrong and I'm a giant credulous dipshit but have you considered: he SAID he was the anti-war candidate and that was all that really mattered but of COURSE it was always dubious"
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Huh
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I wonder if you could analyze the '90s by announcing that Super Mario Bros. 3 is an allegory
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
if Mamdani working with people from YIMBY groups (a thing that is *very* obvious for him to do) pisses off Kate Willett, i wish him a long career in Dem politics
Mamdani will be having private conversations, and he will have information that the public does not have access to

I'm curious whether people will continue to trust him or if they'll assume he's betraying his voters any time he does something non-obvious
So, the way politics works is that Mamdani is going to encounter a significant roadblock sooner or later. He simply will. My money is that it will be the NYPD, but it might be landlords or something else.

When that happens, I'd better not see anyone whining about how he's betraying anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Stancil can have some extremely wrong takes that he digs in on, this is not one of them.

The racist shithead HVAC business owner with 2 boats covered in Trump flags is not actually mad at the capitalist elites (unless that means “Jews”).
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Me when a driver is buggy: "computer's haunted"

Me when we take the crystalized thoughts of every dead person who has ever been recorded and compress them into a singular artifact we imbue with false life:

"It's just linear algebra"
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Good ML code comes from people who fundamentally believe that ML is a trickster god and wants them to fail
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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it doesn't matter the website, people will use innocent posts to project whatever bullshit they have going on in their heads
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The state is not a tumour on a preexisting society that can be separated and extracted from it, it's a form of social organisation that forms part of a society.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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degrowth has the same problem as prison abolitionism where the policy is either vague or entails committing the worst mass murder in human history
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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go on, gordon, tell them to read the lizza piece. tell them it’s going to be alright. lie, like i lied
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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The more Lizza writes the more he indicts himself in serious ethical lapses but there are a lot of editors and publishers who are complicit here, too.

The whole thing is just gross.

(And shout out to the serious journalists who do good work. You deserve better peers and a healthier industry.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Everyone knows this is who helped broker the sale of Melania from Epstein to Trump, yeah?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paolo_Z...
Paolo Zampolli - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Ok, but silver lining, I think we just figured out how Bobby got his brain worm.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Imagine having the gift of prophesy and you see... whatever this is
personally I achieved illumination through long contemplation of what RFK and Olivia Nuzzi's sexting looked like.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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if i have an anti-creed, if there's a simple statement that embodies everything i reject and refuse to accept about how i am going to live in this world, it's this:
the big fish eat the little ones / the big fish eat the little ones / not my problem, give me some
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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One of America's major problems right now is that our mainstream political journalist's main calculation around the information they gather is not "How do I convey this info to the public" but instead "How can I use this info to maximize my own personal gain?"

Lizza sat on this for months.
ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM