Natsuka
@octopodeeznuts.bsky.social
FORTRAN, Perl, and dotfile de-spaghettifier
she/they bi 🏳️⚧️ autist 📄 '89
GOP delenda est
she/they bi 🏳️⚧️ autist 📄 '89
GOP delenda est
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Sneering at brunch continues to be one of the biggest "its about gender" red flags there is
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Sneering at brunch continues to be one of the biggest "its about gender" red flags there is
Some mutes do double-duty
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Some mutes do double-duty
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
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I am having an affair with Kyrsten Sinema
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I am having an affair with Kyrsten Sinema
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I will repeat what I said the other day: I am willing to take a certain amount of browbeating from ppl overseas about our current political crisis, but I absolutely will not tolerate it from the British.
british guy: americans suck uniquely
british news headlines: Lord Coffee says loo peeping incident was 'lapse of judgement,' will retain leadership role
british news headlines: Lord Coffee says loo peeping incident was 'lapse of judgement,' will retain leadership role
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I will repeat what I said the other day: I am willing to take a certain amount of browbeating from ppl overseas about our current political crisis, but I absolutely will not tolerate it from the British.
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If it were just the case that journalists were stupid and not actively malicious, they would act stupid in a way that benefits us every once in a while just by sheer chance
I would say it is genuinely inaccurate to say Trump said he would not use force to obtain Greenland at Davos just now.
Days ago he said he wouldn't rule it out. Now look at these three declarations in a row. They function as a threat.
Days ago he said he wouldn't rule it out. Now look at these three declarations in a row. They function as a threat.
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
If it were just the case that journalists were stupid and not actively malicious, they would act stupid in a way that benefits us every once in a while just by sheer chance
"When you're a superpower, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the autonomous territory."
final nail in the stop the war coalition/yorp brand of "left internationalist" politics should be that type's dead silence on American threats against Greenland. turns out they have nothing to say when the peacenik "sit helpless and do nothing" is the pro-American answer
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
"When you're a superpower, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the autonomous territory."
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Someone get Nick Castellanos up for some off-season batting practice, I'm trying to tug on the levers of fate here
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Someone get Nick Castellanos up for some off-season batting practice, I'm trying to tug on the levers of fate here
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Lord I see what we've done for every other country
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Lord I see what we've done for every other country
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Maybe something beautiful will happen.
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Maybe something beautiful will happen.
We should have a shared understanding that there's at least like a one-month grace period for new follows, or even longer for people who aren't as active
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
It made a starter pack. Lack of inclusion is not a judgment against you and is only an indicator doll's mental ram ran out of room. It can add you on request.
go.bsky.app/L71zwey
go.bsky.app/L71zwey
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We should have a shared understanding that there's at least like a one-month grace period for new follows, or even longer for people who aren't as active
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
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January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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We don't know whether she merely *said* she submitted this forged document to IRCC and it was accepted, or whether she actually did submit it, but... folks, don't submit forged documents to IRCC. Canadian asylum is a stringent process, and forged documents will be detected. bsky.app/profile/rine...
She posted this Thurs late afternoon/evening (20h up, my screenshot was 10:14 pm on Friday). I have not seen any docs of any actual filing.
I have had an uptick in trans people DMing me about claiming status in Canada, thinking it's easier than it is after noting this post (I asked). That's bad!
I have had an uptick in trans people DMing me about claiming status in Canada, thinking it's easier than it is after noting this post (I asked). That's bad!
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
We don't know whether she merely *said* she submitted this forged document to IRCC and it was accepted, or whether she actually did submit it, but... folks, don't submit forged documents to IRCC. Canadian asylum is a stringent process, and forged documents will be detected. bsky.app/profile/rine...
may the brave Americans who fled TikTok for Xiaohongshu succeed in their mission 🫡
Many many many people (me) are talking about a Democratic Party-CCP alliance.
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
may the brave Americans who fled TikTok for Xiaohongshu succeed in their mission 🫡
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This is but seriously. Please help us defeat these people. Get teams of intelligence officers or whatever flooding our social media with anti-Republican ratfucking.
look there's a simple solution: Europe and Canada must engage in sustained influence ops in the United States to promote the Democratic Party
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This is but seriously. Please help us defeat these people. Get teams of intelligence officers or whatever flooding our social media with anti-Republican ratfucking.
why did i forget my old trick of blasting breakcore into my eardrums when i need to focus on work
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
why did i forget my old trick of blasting breakcore into my eardrums when i need to focus on work
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after all of this we need a new word for people who tell other people about things that are happening. “journalist” has to become pejorative.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
after all of this we need a new word for people who tell other people about things that are happening. “journalist” has to become pejorative.
today i learned that the William Shakespeare account apparently watches football, based on other people's more obvious football posts that also referenced an interception
Guy who thinks it's purely coincidental when the William Shakespeare account sometimes quotes something related to a current event
(he's rarely aware of current events and doesn't realize that they're *all* related to some current event in some way)
(he's rarely aware of current events and doesn't realize that they're *all* related to some current event in some way)
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
today i learned that the William Shakespeare account apparently watches football, based on other people's more obvious football posts that also referenced an interception
honestly i'm impressed
shoot for the moon, my sister
(some of the labelers have redundant labels between them, but still)
shoot for the moon, my sister
(some of the labelers have redundant labels between them, but still)
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
honestly i'm impressed
shoot for the moon, my sister
(some of the labelers have redundant labels between them, but still)
shoot for the moon, my sister
(some of the labelers have redundant labels between them, but still)
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no one needs to own more than three pennies, a nickel, and two dimes that they can hand to cashiers to avoid being given additional pennies, nickels, or dimes in their change
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
no one needs to own more than three pennies, a nickel, and two dimes that they can hand to cashiers to avoid being given additional pennies, nickels, or dimes in their change
i have to actively stop myself from offering a penny to anyone whose aviators say Ray-Ban on them
you want people to have to think for a second about if they're Randolph Engineering or American Optical or whatever else
you want people to have to think for a second about if they're Randolph Engineering or American Optical or whatever else
pennies are useful for scratching off the logo on the lens of a pair of sunglasses and have zero utility beyond that
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
i have to actively stop myself from offering a penny to anyone whose aviators say Ray-Ban on them
you want people to have to think for a second about if they're Randolph Engineering or American Optical or whatever else
you want people to have to think for a second about if they're Randolph Engineering or American Optical or whatever else
can we do polls in such a way that every issue is equal parts "mommy" and "daddy" simultaneously
all the questions should be confusingly bigender
all the questions should be confusingly bigender
Nah, it's not "what stuff do the parties talk about", it's "which is mommy vs which is daddy". Healthcare? Mommy issue. National security? Daddy issue. Taxes? Also Daddy issue. Education? Clear mommy issue
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
can we do polls in such a way that every issue is equal parts "mommy" and "daddy" simultaneously
all the questions should be confusingly bigender
all the questions should be confusingly bigender
"i know you're not that stupid, i know that you knew exactly why [dumb plan] wouldn't work" would probably destroy me if i were, in fact, that stupid and fully thought that [dumb plan] was brilliant and sure to work
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
"i know you're not that stupid, i know that you knew exactly why [dumb plan] wouldn't work" would probably destroy me if i were, in fact, that stupid and fully thought that [dumb plan] was brilliant and sure to work
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National security: R+9
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
National security: R+9
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We are, in the end, as citizens of *all* these countries, in this fight together. A fight against a fascist international that is at all of our gates. Today, the crisis involves American imperialism. Tomorrow it could be extravagant violations of human rights in your borders or your near-abroads.
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 PM
We are, in the end, as citizens of *all* these countries, in this fight together. A fight against a fascist international that is at all of our gates. Today, the crisis involves American imperialism. Tomorrow it could be extravagant violations of human rights in your borders or your near-abroads.
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Any word on how the local NIMBY-Left are reacting to Mamdani talking like this? Are they ignoring it or calling him a neoliberal sellout?
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Any word on how the local NIMBY-Left are reacting to Mamdani talking like this? Are they ignoring it or calling him a neoliberal sellout?