Natsuka
@octopodeeznuts.bsky.social
FORTRAN, Perl, and dotfile de-spaghettifier
she/they bi 🏳️⚧️ autist 📄 '89
GOP delenda est
she/they bi 🏳️⚧️ autist 📄 '89
GOP delenda est
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climate change has joined the anti-ice protests
I've lived in Minnesota my whole life and have experienced some major cold snaps but this is the first time I've heard about exploding trees.
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
climate change has joined the anti-ice protests
Tyler Austin Harper knows what he did
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Tyler Austin Harper knows what he did
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Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
January 22, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up
why do we always have to relitigate the same ones again and again
why can't it ever be, like, the Yellow Scarves Rebellion that people argue about
just for a change of pace
please
why can't it ever be, like, the Yellow Scarves Rebellion that people argue about
just for a change of pace
please
i, too, would refuse to work with the SPD, whose freikorps militia executed Rosa Luxembourg and Karl Leibknecht,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freikor...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freikor...
Freikorps - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
why do we always have to relitigate the same ones again and again
why can't it ever be, like, the Yellow Scarves Rebellion that people argue about
just for a change of pace
please
why can't it ever be, like, the Yellow Scarves Rebellion that people argue about
just for a change of pace
please
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Trying to give people who keep saying they should shut down the government rather than funding ICE the benefit of the doubt and assume they think dems should shut it down until Republicans retroactively agree to defund it and that they are ignorant that ICE has been funded already
January 22, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Trying to give people who keep saying they should shut down the government rather than funding ICE the benefit of the doubt and assume they think dems should shut it down until Republicans retroactively agree to defund it and that they are ignorant that ICE has been funded already
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hey man whatever it takes to drive a wedge between ICE and local cops
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
hey man whatever it takes to drive a wedge between ICE and local cops
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fukken string theorists, man
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
fukken string theorists, man
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Sneering at brunch continues to be one of the biggest "its about gender" red flags there is
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Sneering at brunch continues to be one of the biggest "its about gender" red flags there is
Some mutes do double-duty
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Some mutes do double-duty
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
I take psychic damage from seeing some people out in the wild unless i can mentally brace myself ahead of time
But also they're such a delight when i see their utter brilliance that it keeps me going back to the shitty Advent calendar of hidden replies
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I am having an affair with Kyrsten Sinema
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I am having an affair with Kyrsten Sinema
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I will repeat what I said the other day: I am willing to take a certain amount of browbeating from ppl overseas about our current political crisis, but I absolutely will not tolerate it from the British.
british guy: americans suck uniquely
british news headlines: Lord Coffee says loo peeping incident was 'lapse of judgement,' will retain leadership role
british news headlines: Lord Coffee says loo peeping incident was 'lapse of judgement,' will retain leadership role
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I will repeat what I said the other day: I am willing to take a certain amount of browbeating from ppl overseas about our current political crisis, but I absolutely will not tolerate it from the British.
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If it were just the case that journalists were stupid and not actively malicious, they would act stupid in a way that benefits us every once in a while just by sheer chance
I would say it is genuinely inaccurate to say Trump said he would not use force to obtain Greenland at Davos just now.
Days ago he said he wouldn't rule it out. Now look at these three declarations in a row. They function as a threat.
Days ago he said he wouldn't rule it out. Now look at these three declarations in a row. They function as a threat.
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
If it were just the case that journalists were stupid and not actively malicious, they would act stupid in a way that benefits us every once in a while just by sheer chance
"When you're a superpower, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the autonomous territory."
final nail in the stop the war coalition/yorp brand of "left internationalist" politics should be that type's dead silence on American threats against Greenland. turns out they have nothing to say when the peacenik "sit helpless and do nothing" is the pro-American answer
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
"When you're a superpower, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the autonomous territory."
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Someone get Nick Castellanos up for some off-season batting practice, I'm trying to tug on the levers of fate here
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Someone get Nick Castellanos up for some off-season batting practice, I'm trying to tug on the levers of fate here
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Lord I see what we've done for every other country
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Lord I see what we've done for every other country
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Maybe something beautiful will happen.
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Maybe something beautiful will happen.
We should have a shared understanding that there's at least like a one-month grace period for new follows, or even longer for people who aren't as active
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
It made a starter pack. Lack of inclusion is not a judgment against you and is only an indicator doll's mental ram ran out of room. It can add you on request.
go.bsky.app/L71zwey
go.bsky.app/L71zwey
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We should have a shared understanding that there's at least like a one-month grace period for new follows, or even longer for people who aren't as active
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
No hard feelings in changing one's mind and unfollowing while the metaphorical ink is still wet
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January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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We don't know whether she merely *said* she submitted this forged document to IRCC and it was accepted, or whether she actually did submit it, but... folks, don't submit forged documents to IRCC. Canadian asylum is a stringent process, and forged documents will be detected. bsky.app/profile/rine...
She posted this Thurs late afternoon/evening (20h up, my screenshot was 10:14 pm on Friday). I have not seen any docs of any actual filing.
I have had an uptick in trans people DMing me about claiming status in Canada, thinking it's easier than it is after noting this post (I asked). That's bad!
I have had an uptick in trans people DMing me about claiming status in Canada, thinking it's easier than it is after noting this post (I asked). That's bad!
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
We don't know whether she merely *said* she submitted this forged document to IRCC and it was accepted, or whether she actually did submit it, but... folks, don't submit forged documents to IRCC. Canadian asylum is a stringent process, and forged documents will be detected. bsky.app/profile/rine...
may the brave Americans who fled TikTok for Xiaohongshu succeed in their mission 🫡
Many many many people (me) are talking about a Democratic Party-CCP alliance.
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
may the brave Americans who fled TikTok for Xiaohongshu succeed in their mission 🫡
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This is but seriously. Please help us defeat these people. Get teams of intelligence officers or whatever flooding our social media with anti-Republican ratfucking.
look there's a simple solution: Europe and Canada must engage in sustained influence ops in the United States to promote the Democratic Party
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This is but seriously. Please help us defeat these people. Get teams of intelligence officers or whatever flooding our social media with anti-Republican ratfucking.
why did i forget my old trick of blasting breakcore into my eardrums when i need to focus on work
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
why did i forget my old trick of blasting breakcore into my eardrums when i need to focus on work
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after all of this we need a new word for people who tell other people about things that are happening. “journalist” has to become pejorative.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
after all of this we need a new word for people who tell other people about things that are happening. “journalist” has to become pejorative.