Samus is Here
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samusishere.bsky.social
Nothing will ever come close to this and no movie like The Joker 2 will be made in like 40+ years.
samusishere.bsky.social
One year anniversary of the most batshit decision ever made in a blockbuster film (the Joker getting raped)
samusishere.bsky.social
Meanwhile, there is literally nothing right wing billionaires can spend their money on other than power as they hate the misfortunate and want them to die.
samusishere.bsky.social
I would say in general the issue is that there’s tons of things for left billionaires to spend money on that are really good. Eg, Bill Gates is going to donate all his money to African charities.
samusishere.bsky.social
“They couldn’t contain their bloodthirst” Andy, you need help.
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
samusishere.bsky.social
Macron believes he is the protagonist of reality and reality cannot dissuade him no matter how much it tries.
taniel.bsky.social
UPDATE: The new Prime Minister that Macron just named is... Sebastien Lecornu.

Lecornu is the Prime Minister who Macron appointed in September, and who resigned on Monday because he couldn't form a government.

I don't know what to tell you—situation has been risible for a year.
samusishere.bsky.social
Jakob Poeltl is around the same level as Kessler but with much more downside and less upside due to age and he got over 4/100 last year.
samusishere.bsky.social
If the Jazz don't want to pay Kessler 5/150, why don't they want to trade him? He'll probably easily get 3/90 next offseason from the Lakers or Hornets.
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missingjigsaw.bsky.social
In a way, nobody is as perfect a representative of their district as Ro Khanna (extremely pejorative).
samusishere.bsky.social
People are debating whether or not Hasan shocked his dog or used a vibrating collar on his dog.
samusishere.bsky.social
Just like, have glasses that have a wired connector that sends and receives input to a real computer.
samusishere.bsky.social
This seems way more computationally viable than trying to shove the entire chip into a pair of glasses or whatever.
samusishere.bsky.social
Is there an AR wearable where there's a wire connected to a more serious computing device you put in your backpack or something.
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resnikoff.bsky.social
UPDATE: Newsom has signed SB 79 into law!!

This is a great day for anyone who cares about ending California's housing and homelessness crisis, getting the state to net zero emissions, and recovering American democracy.
resnikoff.bsky.social
If you live in California, please call @gavinnewsom.bsky.social at (916) 445-2841 and urge him to sign SB 79. Here's my post about why the bill is so important: publiccomment.blog/p/newsom-s-f...
Newsom's Fateful Choice
Why the governor needs to sign SB 79
publiccomment.blog
samusishere.bsky.social
Nah, that was still beef, just supplemented with a ton of stuff. I want a vegan moment for this country and economically, this should be the moment! ... And it's not :(
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jasonschreier.bsky.social
On Monday, Yacht Club Games delayed the much-anticipated upcoming game Mina the Hollower.

On Tuesday, I visited their studio and saw the game. It made for a rare glimpse at why a video game gets delayed and what "polish" actually means.

This week's column:
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Why 'Mina the Hollower' Was Delayed
Yacht Club Games hasn't given a new release date, but the delay shouldn’t be more than a few months
www.bloomberg.com
samusishere.bsky.social
McDonalds et al not switching to Impossible Beef in this moment is just sad.
fintwitter.bsky.social
US BEEF PRICES SOAR TO ALL-TIME HIGH — GROUND BEEF UP 13% YOY TO $6.32/LB
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donoteat.bsky.social
this is a dark day for california's many historic downtown parking lots and strip malls
cayimby.bsky.social
[VICTORY ALERT] Governor Newsom has signed SB 79, which will make it legal to build multi-family housing near high quality transit!

Our statement:
cayimby.org/news-events/...
cayimby.org
samusishere.bsky.social
It’s not like the president is getting chemotherapy and has a limited amount of time to live or anything.
samusishere.bsky.social
One your girls won huge honors and you are shitting on the street because the old man you worship didn't win.
samusishere.bsky.social
The American right having an absolute meltdown over a hyper conservative who wants the US to invade Venezuela winning the Nobel Peace Prize is one of the most incredible moments in US political history.
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pppgrifter.bsky.social
Guy is on drugs. He should consider doing more, it’s obviously working out well for him
peark.es
I couldn't believe this but it's true, Thiel can't decide whether the antichrist is Greta or Big Yud. Positively reeling.
(Washington Post) -- Tech billionaire Peter Thiel recently warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of technology or artificial intelligence are "legionnaires of the Antichrist" in private lectures on Christianity that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future, according to recordings reviewed by The Washington Post.
In the four, roughly two-hour lectures, which began last month and culminated Monday at the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, Thiel laid out his religious views to a sold-out audience told to keep the contents "off-the-record," according to an event listing. He argued that those who propose limits on technology development not only hinder business but threaten to usher in the destruction of the United States and an era of global totalitarian rule, according to the recordings.
"In the 17th, 18th century, the Antichrist would have been a Dr. Strangelove, a scientist who did all this sort of evil crazy science," Thiel said in his Sept. 15 opening talk, according to the recordings. "In the 21st century, the Antichrist is a Luddite who wants to stop all science. It's someone like Greta or Eliezer," he said, referring to Thunberg and Eliezer Yudkowsky, a prominent critic of the tech industry's approach to AI.
samusishere.bsky.social
READ THEORY

www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/...

(I forgot how fucking long this thing was, fucking what. This is 100k more words than War and Peace)