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One thing I could see being interesting is a collar that uses a neural network to slightly adjust your vocal vibrations to make your voice sound different (largely aimed at mtf people who don't love their voice)
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One thing I could see being interesting is a collar that uses a neural network to slightly adjust your vocal vibrations to make your voice sound different (largely aimed at mtf people who don't love their voice)
Fanfiction is interesting in that individual fics can be so popular that they end up influencing future fanfics nearly as much as canon itself. Eg
archiveofourown.org/works/833760...
archiveofourown.org/works/833760...
Yesterday Upon The Stair - Chapter 1 - PitViperOfDoom - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fanfiction is interesting in that individual fics can be so popular that they end up influencing future fanfics nearly as much as canon itself. Eg
archiveofourown.org/works/833760...
archiveofourown.org/works/833760...
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
Congrats on people who want to die thousands of times over Thanksgiving.
NES and GameBoy Classics added to NSO:
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Congrats on people who want to die thousands of times over Thanksgiving.
The major problem with going back to religious texts for political movements are
1. Conservatives don’t read
2. The majority religious texts are so incredibly stupid and bigoted that those are really the only things that stand out.
1. Conservatives don’t read
2. The majority religious texts are so incredibly stupid and bigoted that those are really the only things that stand out.
Do you ever think about how the most famous and influential anti-imperial resistance literature in Western history is the Book of Revelation?
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The major problem with going back to religious texts for political movements are
1. Conservatives don’t read
2. The majority religious texts are so incredibly stupid and bigoted that those are really the only things that stand out.
1. Conservatives don’t read
2. The majority religious texts are so incredibly stupid and bigoted that those are really the only things that stand out.
Glenn Beck has made too much money to be sued into bankruptcy but he’s still going to test it.
So, a senior Justice Department official — along with several members of Congress — used the authority of their offices to boost an obviously dubious conspiracy theory accusing a federal employee of a horrific crime.
And now it’s clear the allegation was baseless.
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
And now it’s clear the allegation was baseless.
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs
The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Glenn Beck has made too much money to be sued into bankruptcy but he’s still going to test it.
I like how this “update” on Vi-O-La is that it exists with no description of the gameplay mechanics.
Nintendo added Metroid Mondays to the website, not sure that counts on Metroid Tuesday. www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I like how this “update” on Vi-O-La is that it exists with no description of the gameplay mechanics.
Rubio vs the other schemers is like Anthony Bennett vs a bunch of 12 year olds.
Someone (Rubio?) is MEGA pissed at the Ukraine peace plan situation if they leaked a full on *recording* of this Witkoff call (with transcript, lol).
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Rubio vs the other schemers is like Anthony Bennett vs a bunch of 12 year olds.
Extremely important that Larry Ellison dies in prison.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Extremely important that Larry Ellison dies in prison.
Lmao, it’s been 11 years and 9 months since Retro Studios last released an original video game.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Lmao, it’s been 11 years and 9 months since Retro Studios last released an original video game.
Gemini can do more generic scenes fairly OK at this point.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gemini can do more generic scenes fairly OK at this point.
Ben Smith can regain his honor with one simple trick.
If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ben Smith can regain his honor with one simple trick.
This is not an inspiring first attempt, ngl
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is not an inspiring first attempt, ngl
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Mortal Kombat: Elder God Bundle is $13.05 on Steam (likely a price error) buff.ly/LDRevwg
includes MK1 + MK11 + MKX and related DLCs
Cheaper than MK1:DE itself
includes MK1 + MK11 + MKX and related DLCs
Cheaper than MK1:DE itself
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mortal Kombat: Elder God Bundle is $13.05 on Steam (likely a price error) buff.ly/LDRevwg
includes MK1 + MK11 + MKX and related DLCs
Cheaper than MK1:DE itself
includes MK1 + MK11 + MKX and related DLCs
Cheaper than MK1:DE itself
Genuinely a little surprised that penis stretching hasn't become more commonly promoted by influencers etc. The first ever discovered method for cis guys to make their dick longer (note: It does not increase the girth so you should not do this generally).
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Genuinely a little surprised that penis stretching hasn't become more commonly promoted by influencers etc. The first ever discovered method for cis guys to make their dick longer (note: It does not increase the girth so you should not do this generally).
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J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
Who is this even aimed at.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who is this even aimed at.
I like how even the GOP base is universally fucking confused by what we're doing in Venezuela
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I like how even the GOP base is universally fucking confused by what we're doing in Venezuela
Explaining evolution to my 4.5 year old: "When the babies are growing in mommy's tummy, they are given instructions on how to grow. However, sometimes they make mistakes reading the instructions. And *sometimes* those mistakes are good and help those babies out."
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Explaining evolution to my 4.5 year old: "When the babies are growing in mommy's tummy, they are given instructions on how to grow. However, sometimes they make mistakes reading the instructions. And *sometimes* those mistakes are good and help those babies out."
Jimmy Carter, political dumbass: "Please wear a sweater during a fuel shortage instead of turning up your thermostat to 78 in the winter."
This guy: "lmao, just move to fucking West Virginia, everything is 2% cheaper there for some reason."
This guy: "lmao, just move to fucking West Virginia, everything is 2% cheaper there for some reason."
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Jimmy Carter, political dumbass: "Please wear a sweater during a fuel shortage instead of turning up your thermostat to 78 in the winter."
This guy: "lmao, just move to fucking West Virginia, everything is 2% cheaper there for some reason."
This guy: "lmao, just move to fucking West Virginia, everything is 2% cheaper there for some reason."
Nintendo released $250 of amiibo for Kirby Air Riders and $100 worth for Metroid Prime 4 and I don’t know if anyone is buying these at all.
Zelda - Sidon / Riju / Tulin amiibo are $9.99 each on Amazon buff.ly/2GkCf54
Best Buy amiibo (Zelda $9.99, SF6 $14.99) buff.ly/luwwMPU #ad
Best Buy amiibo (Zelda $9.99, SF6 $14.99) buff.ly/luwwMPU #ad
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nintendo released $250 of amiibo for Kirby Air Riders and $100 worth for Metroid Prime 4 and I don’t know if anyone is buying these at all.
RFK Jr can redeem himself by telling his fans to drink poison.
Unreal: "The EPA is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing 'forever chemicals' as an active ingredient... The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
RFK Jr can redeem himself by telling his fans to drink poison.
DOGE was filled with true believers who thought that the national debt was going to somehow lead to white genocide (because every person involved is as dumb as any human can be), but in terms of tangible results for what the right actually cares about, it's the most successful program ever for them
The real goal was, uhh, to kill a lot of black people and it has been wildly successful there.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
DOGE was filled with true believers who thought that the national debt was going to somehow lead to white genocide (because every person involved is as dumb as any human can be), but in terms of tangible results for what the right actually cares about, it's the most successful program ever for them
Woke 2 involves a 90% tax on all revenue generated by chiropractors.
I'm all for woke 2 as long as we agree woo-woo is out, I want aggressively pro-science and medicine thanks
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Woke 2 involves a 90% tax on all revenue generated by chiropractors.