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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · May 28

I'm lionpilled. I'm nomaxxing. I'm in my hungry, violent, lonely, godless era.

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 11h

WOW SPOILERS

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 11h

so what's going to happen in this scenario? Serious question, I want the plot spoiled here

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 12h

mother

tell your lyrics not to go my way

not to listen to my words, what i wrote, what they say

mother

can you keep writing bad words for life

osmething something yeah I've got nothing

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 12h

maybe, but I'm also no slouch at hanging out in bars

tbf that started *after* my mid-20s

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 12h

ngl I'm almost 40 and have no idea what the situation you're describing is

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 12h

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12h

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 13h

s1 lol

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 13h

i mean, it's innervated right

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 13h

one punch man is very funny but also

very mean to bluesky users

one punch man

saitama: 37 isn't middle aged?

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 13h

what about "the chef has a naked person on their apron but it's a cape"

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 13h

More like Windom Earle Sears am I right

Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 14h

An exchange in tonight's VA Gov debate:

AS: My opponent has previously said that she does not think gay couples should be allowed to marry.

WES: That’s not discrimination!

AS: She said that she is, quote-unquote, morally opposed to same-sex marriage.

WES: That’s not discrimination! (1/2)

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 19h

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

A good day not to look at Tinder

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

So you effectively have had one of three madeleines? Congrats bro

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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 16h

For those who were part of the "only protest in Black Bloc gear" crowd, sorry, but being as absurd (laudatory)/formal/hilarious as possible actually does a much better job of opposing the fascists, who are themselves absurd (derogatory).

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 18h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

You kid, but...

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

A machine can never play football
Because
A machine can never
Get CTE

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

The SG-1 and Twin Peaks coverage is far too lacking for the gif search to be a truly powerful communication tool.

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

Let's call it defense-ravaged instead just to upset a certain alcoholic

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

I think there's a subtle difference there in that the gif search bar is for looking for a reference with a referent, but that argument isn't watertight and I'll have to noodle on it some more. No, wait, I'll ask chatgpt for help and instead hear about how astounding my insight is

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 17h

I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding?

why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger

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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 17h

One of my favorite poems

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 17h

What a way to find out.

Birb_at_Arms @birblib.bsky.social · 17h

It is sort of encouraging to me that the general expectations of autism have gone from the Rainman-era "non-functional adult with a slight chance of super powers" to a much more reasonable "sometimes awkward, likes trains, puts a ton of effort into niche hobbies."

Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t exactly how to phrase this, but like… is autism that bad???? Like, why is it such a source of fear??? Of course there are challenges but you can be autistic and have a rich, fulfilling life! Many people do! I don’t understand the preoccupation.

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John David Pressman @jdp.extropian.net · 17h

I was shocked to learn how many "leftists" on here get absolutely butthurt if you say anything negative about Christianity. It really is just like a fully general pro-brainworms position, whatever take is most brainworms is the one they support.

Snowden St. @snowden.st · May 14

Yeah, this was in Dallas in the late 90s, but we had 4 armed men come in with real unloaded guns, and take a few of us aside. Said they were here to kill believers, and asked if we were believers. After we all said "Yes", they unmasked themselves as dads from church.

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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 17h

Only in the Computer Room!!!

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 19h

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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