Aaron Cohen
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Aaron Cohen
@unlikelywords.bsky.social
Dad and ice cream shop owner. Books, cats, baking, punk music, running. Carly Rae Jepsen appreciator. Kottke.org contributor.
Boston, USA
https://linktr.ee/gracies
Check out my children's book The Salty Avocado https://bookshop.org/a/3552/9781793381798
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I saw the Cambridge Starter Pack to help make Bluesky more hyperlocal and got v jealous, so I made a Somerville version for people who live in/talk about Somerville.

If you're not on here and want to be, let me know.

If you're on here and don't want to be, also let me know.
go.bsky.app/7buWWYc
Oooh so close bestie. This is a positive review!
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It’s Community Servings pie pickup day at Gracie’s and Earnest so we’re playing Mother by Danzig on repeat as it is custom.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social @sifu.tweety.fish Likely they hadn't put it out yet, but I only ever use salted anyway because I never want LESS salt than is in salted butter. Who am I to control this? The Salt King of Salty Mountain? No thank you, I trust the food scientist at Kate's.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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This woman's arguments about beds are so bad I actually feel more strongly about beds than I did two minutes ago.
Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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It’s always this and never “babies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”
they have this argument every day over on threads. threads: the “should babies be allowed on planes?” website
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Maybe 2026 is the year The Lawrence Arms goes back out on tour?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Lots of embarrassing food injuries in this thread. Going in the other direction, everyone agrees the most honorable food injury is a mouth burn from French Bread Pizza. Stouffer's gives its moltenest pizza to its bravest soldiers.
A person's (legit excruciating, not mocking their pain!) post about getting a huge welt and lacerations from an egg hucked at highway speed has me wondering about the most embarrassing food to be injured by. My mom once burned her forehead badly with a flaming marshmallow, might be up there
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This sort of happened to me! Sort of!
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Lots to like about Variety’s list of 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time, but Coming to America at #46 and no Trading Places at all make me question the list’s credibility. [variety.com]
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety’s list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes ‘Annie Hall,’ ‘Pretty Woman,’ ‘Waiting for Guffman’ and ‘Young Frankenstein.’
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sneak peek at an exclusive Ice Cream Advent Calendar flavor which will only ever be available in the advent kit. The 24 day kits are sold out and the 12 day kits are almost gone. Get involved.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This woman's arguments about beds are so bad I actually feel more strongly about beds than I did two minutes ago.
Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Microwaved my tea today in case any Britons want to get mad about something.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This guy gets it.
I mean, think of all the amazing dinosaur tattoos we’d get, right?
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It’s always this and never “babies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”
they have this argument every day over on threads. threads: the “should babies be allowed on planes?” website
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Today's turkey discourse is Die Hard is a Christmas movie for foodies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you need a whistle in Somerville, stop by Gracie’s. If you need A LOT of whistles that’s probably ok too.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Selling ice cream for charity to celebrate our birthday today. Open at 2pm. While supplies last.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Gonna spend the entire month thinking about this philosophical discussion of Die Hard vs Home Alone.
But the wet bandits are also gods. They take fatal injury after fatal injury and they just dust themselves off and continue their relentless pursuit of Kevin. It should be horrifying, but
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Back in school you ever get busted for tryin to walk
and have some administrator tell you
Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers
But responsibility is your future
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So the pope looking like this and being in Chicago in the 80s means he probably saw one of Al Jorgenson’s projects. Maybe even Ministry.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me when someone says pizza is better than burritos but it's almost bedtime.
Let’s revisit this in the morning
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Reminder.
Since we announced the closure of our bar, people have been asking to buy one of our pint glasses which state explicitly how a person can get one without paying us for it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM