joyeux noel
@aiyaruk.bsky.social
UXR, former MechE, current dispenser of hot takes. I believe in the you that believes in me. Bi, butch. They/them
one of my new favorite subreddits is r/birdsfacingforward and today they dropped this fucking gem
(bird is a brown booby)
(bird is a brown booby)
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
one of my new favorite subreddits is r/birdsfacingforward and today they dropped this fucking gem
(bird is a brown booby)
(bird is a brown booby)
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It really cannot be stressed enough that if we don’t have birthright citizenship we don’t have citizenship.
The only Americans who have any proof of citizenship are either naturalized adults or the tiny fraction of natural born citizens who are born abroad. Everyone else has birthright citizenship.
The only Americans who have any proof of citizenship are either naturalized adults or the tiny fraction of natural born citizens who are born abroad. Everyone else has birthright citizenship.
Stephen Miller thinks it’s terrible that I can vote
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It really cannot be stressed enough that if we don’t have birthright citizenship we don’t have citizenship.
The only Americans who have any proof of citizenship are either naturalized adults or the tiny fraction of natural born citizens who are born abroad. Everyone else has birthright citizenship.
The only Americans who have any proof of citizenship are either naturalized adults or the tiny fraction of natural born citizens who are born abroad. Everyone else has birthright citizenship.
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I don’t think night people get enough credit for adapting to a world run by day people
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don’t think night people get enough credit for adapting to a world run by day people
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the birthright clause was not just written to wipe dred scott off of the books, it was written to repudiate the *idea* behind dred scott, you might say the larger *ideological project* of dred scott. and the whole of section 1 of the 14th amendment is a constitutional statement of political equality
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the birthright clause was not just written to wipe dred scott off of the books, it was written to repudiate the *idea* behind dred scott, you might say the larger *ideological project* of dred scott. and the whole of section 1 of the 14th amendment is a constitutional statement of political equality
if u think about it katamari damacy is the ultimate bulking simulator
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
if u think about it katamari damacy is the ultimate bulking simulator
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It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
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They're just trolling! Calling a US born citizen an illegal because of his name and ancestry means nothing, don't worry about it!
“.. In the White House’s edit, a TikTok-style voiceover replaces Carpenter saying ‘hot’ with the word ‘illegal.’”
@latenightercom.bsky.social
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@latenightercom.bsky.social
latenighter.com/news/trump-w...
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
They're just trolling! Calling a US born citizen an illegal because of his name and ancestry means nothing, don't worry about it!
this is the face i make when i am caught eating shredded cheese from the bag at 2am
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this is the face i make when i am caught eating shredded cheese from the bag at 2am
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Always important to remember that this is because these robots are "faking" being human
Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Always important to remember that this is because these robots are "faking" being human
Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
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first time I've been sad bsky doesn't have an algorithm because how did it take a month for this to show up on my timeline
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
first time I've been sad bsky doesn't have an algorithm because how did it take a month for this to show up on my timeline
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We having fun yet?
NEW: The Supreme Court will once again consider the legality of Trump's attack on birthright citizenship, this time (likely) on the merits.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We having fun yet?
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The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
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Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
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Extrajudicial killing as fan service.
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Extrajudicial killing as fan service.
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Here are 4500 words on the AWESOME POWER OF MICROSOFT EXCEL (gift link!) www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
Microsoft Is the House That Excel Built
The ubiquitous spreadsheet software is expensive, derivative and depressing. It’s also the software the world can’t quit, even in the era of AI tools.
www.bloomberg.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Here are 4500 words on the AWESOME POWER OF MICROSOFT EXCEL (gift link!) www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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truly turning the dial ALL THE WAY to two.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
truly turning the dial ALL THE WAY to two.
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GIDDY UP JINGLE HORSES
Claire’s 2025 Bluesky Holiday Playlist BEGINS HERE
🎄☃️ 🎄☃️ 🎄☃️
here’s last year’s for anyone who missed it!
Claire’s 2025 Bluesky Holiday Playlist BEGINS HERE
🎄☃️ 🎄☃️ 🎄☃️
here’s last year’s for anyone who missed it!
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
GIDDY UP JINGLE HORSES
Claire’s 2025 Bluesky Holiday Playlist BEGINS HERE
🎄☃️ 🎄☃️ 🎄☃️
here’s last year’s for anyone who missed it!
Claire’s 2025 Bluesky Holiday Playlist BEGINS HERE
🎄☃️ 🎄☃️ 🎄☃️
here’s last year’s for anyone who missed it!
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
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This fetid landmark, this historical stain on humanity is primarily due to the stunningly reckless obliteration of America's foreign assistance agency earlier this year.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
For First Time in Decades, Child Deaths Will Rise This Year
Almost a quarter of a million more children around the world are projected to die in 2025 than in 2024.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This fetid landmark, this historical stain on humanity is primarily due to the stunningly reckless obliteration of America's foreign assistance agency earlier this year.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
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the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
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Well. This is absurd.
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Well. This is absurd.
having to explain hockey rpf to partner because a friend introduced him to heated rivalry 🫠
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
having to explain hockey rpf to partner because a friend introduced him to heated rivalry 🫠
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everyone going "haha ao3 wrapped" but tbh my ao3 history is between me and god
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
everyone going "haha ao3 wrapped" but tbh my ao3 history is between me and god